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buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Hi goons. I know a guy who is obsessed with Judge Judith and went as far as to get a signed photo of her and would likely use her on avs if he was on here. Dude is nuts but the show is still going on somehow so clearly Iím missing something special.

I used to watch it back when I was like 8 or 9 because I was at my grandmas house for the summer and she didnít have cable and Jude Judy aired after Sesame Street/PBS Cartoons but before Fox Kids. I usually couldnít care less but I remember something involving a BB gun or something related to ownership of a dog.

Can you find me reasons why this show or adjacent shows are cool and good? Work is really slow today and our network is down and for a variety of reasons Iím able to goof off for 7 out 8 working hours. Also guy with the snake girl av, Iíll punch your poo poo in if you post lizard tits girls here.

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aegof
Mar 2, 2011



does the threat of lizard-tit related violence apply to anyone but that one guy?

DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007



This one is a classic. I can't believe no one has swooped in and posted it yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSUXTFceilo

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Eye for an Eye has always been one of the most ridiculous court shows. Starring Judge "Extreme" Akim (yes it actually says that on his nameplate) who has a baseball bat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ALjua4WgH8#t=864s


Theres a whole bunch of full episodes on Youtube.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

DamnitGannet posted:

This one is a classic. I can't believe no one has swooped in and posted it yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSUXTFceilo

I had to watch that twice to see if that actually just happened. Yeah I was never aware of this. Good one.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqPfbb0GlA

Raere
Dec 13, 2007



Hi, I'm the person mentioned in the op and first of all, how dare you. Second of all, Judge Judy is great trash TV, and if you can't see it with your own eyes, you're the one who's nuts. Third of all, voted 1. Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Raere posted:

Hi, I'm the person mentioned in the op and first of all, how dare you. Second of all, Judge Judy is great trash TV, and if you can't see it with your own eyes, you're the one who's nuts. Third of all, voted 1. Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

Well, thanks for not posting snake tits anyway.

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I didn't read the OP but I completely agree with what was said, or I disagree, whichever is appropriate

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I think we can all agree that Mauryís paternity results and the impromptu dances they inspire are the best part of daytime tv









Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Thread might be better if we judge lizard tits

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Wasn't there a goon instance on this show?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



my favorite judge judy clip is where the lady making a hundred million dollars a year yells at poor people

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward

Ham Wrangler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC4iOurQOMU

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR51yBd5ySs#t=51s for sure

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Princess Celestia


Robo Reagan posted:

my favorite judge judy clip is where the lady making a hundred million dollars a year yells at poor people

I always wanted to see someone calling her out and exposing how bad and hypocritical she is.


I assume anyone who did got it edited out and it was never broadcast.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCmf1bcI1dY

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011




I liked the episode where Judge Judy teamed up with Judge Dredd to take the law back to the roughest streets of the big meg.

*edit*

Debunk This! fucked around with this message at 04:19 on May 11, 2021

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMGWvn3v_I

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I loved the 4th season finale where Judy sentences this guy to death but the state runs out of one of the drugs, hell of a cliffhanger

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



there was an episode of divorce court that me and the mrs saw that was loving hilarious. a guy named marlin (i think) and his wife were on and it was crazy! the wife shouted something like "half the drat kids in the neighborhood look like him" and marlin was pissed because his wife came to his work to yell at him and all the guys at work afterward were like "how's the wife heh heh heh heh"

at the end, the judge said no, no divorce you two belong together. we gotta contain the crazy to one family here.

if anybody could link that particular show, i'd be grateful.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


buglord posted:

Also guy with the snake girl av, Iíll punch your poo poo in if you post lizard tits girls here.

And yet you have a lizard in your own AV, curious!

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

I'm a fan of the very gay and very british judge rinder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph114B_-N5s

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

growing up I didnt have access to the internet and there werent a lot of tv channels that we got reception for (no cable either of course) so there was not a whole lot to occupy a young nooner going through puberty's mind so yes I cranked off to Judy Judy about probably 17-25 times out of desperation when I just needed to find a change from old faithful (a bottle of Mr Clean that I drew long hair on his head and pretended he was a lady)

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqPfbb0GlA

Edit: gently caress beaten

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!






Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!





nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008




You didn't have a pile of aol discs from blockbuster so that you could slowly watch an image of Judy load slowly to tug to? Of course free tuggin' offer may not have been available outside of America.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!





FLASHBACK

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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Thank you for watching this episode of Dragon Judge TV.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020



I'M ONLY HERE TO BE AN ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY READING ANYTHING I POST


ASK ME HOW ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY IS GOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT



objection

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!



Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH3Y_4wc0Ng

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER





Have basically a full dissertation on the Honorable Judge Judy :

https://www.cleverst.com/worldwide/judge-judy/3

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

Z is the new C

If you see any episodes from just before Covid the cameras in the studio for the litigants and the audience were perfectly clear but Judyís camera always looked like it was coated in an inch of Vaseline.

Also, Marilyn Milian is the better TV judge.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Zero One posted:

If you see any episodes from just before Covid the cameras in the studio for the litigants and the audience were perfectly clear but Judy’s camera always looked like it was coated in an inch of Vaseline.

Also, Marilyn Milian is the better TV judge.

She doesn't get enough love. Yeah, its another TV court show, but she always has way more interesting cases and actually takes time to explain law stuff.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



I judge beach Judge Judy to be hot af.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

I donít remember what judge show it was because it was like 15 years ago.

But at the interview portion at the end of a case he lost he yelled ďThe internet will pay my child support!Ē

The entire case was loving wild and I wish I could find the clip.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011



Drunk guy buckles up cheeseballs, wrecks car.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!






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