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alexandriao


fluids

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alexandriao


fluid ten: grain alcohol. not the fluoridated stuff. pure grain alcohol so they cant sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


alexandriao


5. Spittle

you ever had a dry mouth???? yeah it feels bad dont it! well GUESS WHAT SUCKER, now you DONT NEED THAT IN YOUR LIFE

say GOODBYE to dry mouthves and HELLO to spittle! the number one product sold in mouths across the world!!!



dont have ur own spittle?!?!?! you left it at home or somewhere in your mother's womb??? well GUESS WHAT. now you can BORROW spittle from a CLOSE AND INTIMATE PARTNER

so DONT DELAY get some cool spittle TODAY

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


alexandriao


3. gender fluid

brought to my attention by my phone's autocorrect

alexandriao


2. tears. wet, soggy, moist. the sexy lube of the eyes. wonderful to lick and drink, especially if harvested from your enemies and served al denté

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