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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Interviewer: So, tell us a little about yourself.

Interviewee: Well, recently I reorganized my pantries, putting things in bins and labeling them all, which, in my mind, was a very responsible adult thing to do. But I very deliberately labeled some of the bins things like SNAX and BEANZ, I think out of a subconscious desire to subvert those things.

Interviewer: mmhmm. It says here you were posting in the grey forums? Why did you leave your last position?

Interviewee: Oh, I didn't leave, I'll still be posting there part time. I just wanted to pick up something, you know, less stressful.

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Interviewer: Tell us about a time when you posted a thread and nobody replied in it for like a whole 20 minutes.

Interviewee: Well, I did get a bit anxious, if I'm honest, but I think that's a perfectly natural reaction. Then I made a follow up post.

Interviewer: And then?

Interviewee: Then I went to the supermarket to pick up some bits.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




yeah sorry i'm late for this interview, there was a dog outside wearing a bandana so i had to pet it and take pictures. LOOK!

you're hired.


tyvm hbag

xcheopis




Pet crimes? I, uh. I'm not allowed to talk about that. Not since the laser light show debacle.

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Luvcow




me: well i recently gave up smoking weed...

interviewer: you're hired!


FutonForensic



interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses

me: i have generalized anxiety disorder, i have ADHD, i have irritable bowel syndrome, i have tinnitus, i have rosacea, i have adult acne, i have high blood pressure,
i have insomnia, I have feline leukemia, i have Train Brain, i have--

interviewer: i think you misheard me. you're listing our prerequisites


by Khanstant

Luvcow




FutonForensic posted:

interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses

me: i have generalized anxiety disorder, i have ADHD, i have irritable bowel syndrome, i have tinnitus, i have rosacea, i have adult acne, i have high blood pressure,
i have insomnia, I have feline leukemia, i have Train Brain, i have--

interviewer: i think you misheard me. you're listing our prerequisites


wimsy



Luvcow posted:

me: well i recently gave up smoking weed...

interviewer: you're hired!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




FutonForensic posted:

interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses

me: i have generalized anxiety disorder, i have ADHD, i have irritable bowel syndrome, i have tinnitus, i have rosacea, i have adult acne, i have high blood pressure,
i have insomnia, I have feline leukemia, i have Train Brain, i have--

interviewer: i think you misheard me. you're listing our prerequisites

nut


FutonForensic posted:

interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses

me: i have generalized anxiety disorder, i have ADHD, i have irritable bowel syndrome, i have tinnitus, i have rosacea, i have adult acne, i have high blood pressure,
i have insomnia, I have feline leukemia, i have Train Brain, i have--

interviewer: i think you misheard me. you're listing our prerequisites

https://giant.gfycat.com/MixedImportantIsabellinewheatear.webm
gb vanisher for summer

frump truck
this is my text



interviewer: so what are you down for
interviewee: whatever
interviewer: hell yeah
interviewee: hell yeah

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




frump truck posted:

interviewer: so what are you down for
interviewee: whatever
interviewer: hell yeah
interviewee: hell yeah


tyvm hbag

Flavius Aetass





my previous experience posting trpmo doesn't line up exactly, but i learned a lot about not capitalizing and keeping it short and sweet

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



dude is that a fuckign cat in a hammock? lmfao



thank u vanisher for the sig

Flavius Aetass





interviewer: now, we ask everyone this just to see your process-- how many kittens could fit in this hammock

KaBob

return of the bird tribes

Flavius Aetass posted:

interviewer: now, we ask everyone this just to see your process-- how many kittens could fit in this hammock

Depends if it's African or European

Prof. Crocodile



interviewer: i'm going to say a common word or phrase, and you say the first thing that comes to mind. 'lol nice'

interviewee: lol nice

interviewer: lol nice

interviewee: lol nice


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!

get your probe badge here

FutonForensic



Prof. Crocodile posted:

interviewer: i'm going to say a common word or phrase, and you say the first thing that comes to mind. 'lol nice'

interviewee: lol nice

interviewer: lol nice

interviewee: lol nice

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KaBob

return of the bird tribes

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x6tvf

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