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Escape From Noise

This is it. My worse nightmare, in 50 large to the Sk8 Mafia! I don't think there's a way out. Their don, Don throws me a skateboard and points a gun at me an nods. "Skate or DIE, motherfucker!" Great. I can't even ride one!

# ? May 12, 2021 09:34

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:03

Escape From Noise

Signing up for the skate workshop called Sk8 and Die taught by...Dr. Kevorkian Jr.? That's weird.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 12, 2021 12:45

Finger Prince

*frantically googles "how to do an ollie"*

# ? May 12, 2021 13:21

biosterous

Escape From Noise posted:

Signing up for the skate workshop called Sk8 and Die taught by...Dr. Kevorkian Jr.? That's weird.

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he/him

# ? May 12, 2021 14:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

hunting humans was getting a little old so we gave them skateboards and it revitalized the sport

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 12, 2021 17:53

Manifisto

Sk7 or pie

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 12, 2021 18:18

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

SK8 Or Die: The Tonya Harding Story

# ? May 12, 2021 18:31

biosterous

bam margera's the most dangerous game

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he/him

# ? May 12, 2021 18:36

pseudorandom

At the age of 20-sk8,
I fear of hurting myself if I try,
but I suppose I must still sk8
if the alternative is to die.

# ? May 12, 2021 21:59

Escape From Noise

barnold posted:

SK8 Or Die: The Tonya Harding Story

# ? May 13, 2021 01:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

a grizzled middle aged avril lavigne steps from the shadows, her mascara smeared and cigarette dangling from her mouth, she raises the barrel of a gun to my head

# ? May 13, 2021 03:16

Escape From Noise

Luvcow posted:

a grizzled middle aged avril lavigne steps from the shadows, her mascara smeared and cigarette dangling from her mouth, she raises the barrel of a gun to my head

# ? May 13, 2021 03:25

Escape From Noise

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is an old classic, and the image of the headless skateboarder is still a popular image to this very day

# ? May 13, 2021 03:26

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

a grizzled middle aged avril lavigne steps from the shadows, her mascara smeared and cigarette dangling from her mouth, she raises the barrel of a gun to my head

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 13, 2021 04:44

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

goon 1: "holy hell! he's doin' a christ air!"

goon 2: *cocks shotgun* "not for long he ain't"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? May 13, 2021 05:09

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

skate on rye

Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

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# ? May 13, 2021 08:27

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

p sure i can do both

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# ? May 13, 2021 09:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Nosfereefer posted:

p sure i can do both

Same. Now that I am in my 40s, sk8ing will kill me just as surely as anything else.

# ? May 13, 2021 10:59

Deep Glove Bruno: yung swamp thang

the saloon falls quiet and the barman disappears behind the bar as i pull out my colt and shout "sk8, boi! sk8!", cackling as i unload shot after shot at the floor by your feet, dust flying at the impacts. you'd better hit this heelflip

# ? May 13, 2021 11:32

Ventral EggSac

Tony Hawk holds the sharp needle of the Gom Jabbar to my neck. It's really crowded on my skateboard but he's jumping at the right times, never taking his eyes off of me

# ? May 13, 2021 13:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Sk8ing & dying itt

# ? May 13, 2021 15:59

alnilam

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

the saloon falls quiet and the barman disappears behind the bar as i pull out my colt and shout "sk8, boi! sk8!", cackling as i unload shot after shot at the floor by your feet, dust flying at the impacts. you'd better hit this heelflip

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 13, 2021 17:35

Escape From Noise

Trying to resuscitate the guy who just had a heart attack by kickflipping onto his chest.

# ? May 13, 2021 17:55

Manifisto

he was a skater guy
she said, "better skate or die,
let the hunger games begin"
he had a pretty face
but there was just one first place
he needed to skate past wasps and beasts

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 13, 2021 18:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

he was a skater guy
she said, "better skate or die,
let the hunger games begin"
he had a pretty face
but there was just one first place
he needed to skate past wasps and beasts

# ? May 13, 2021 18:16

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

he was a skater guy
she said, "better skate or die,
let the hunger games begin"
he had a pretty face
but there was just one first place
he needed to skate past wasps and beasts

# ? May 13, 2021 18:35

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Manifisto posted:

he was a skater guy
she said, "better skate or die,
let the hunger games begin"
he had a pretty face
but there was just one first place
he needed to skate past wasps and beasts

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? May 13, 2021 21:11