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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Due to several health and safety, as well as OSHA violations

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nut


no it's cool i totally didn't want one anyway i was just here for a tiktok

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frump truck
this is my text



what kind of nightmarish sentient booth can kiss someone anyway. keep your giant wooden and glass lips away from me you booth

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Oh. Wow. Okay, well. Pretty funny coincidence that on my appointment day the kissing booth just suddenly shuts down. Huh.

Fuckin friendzoned by a god drat rearranged pallet. gently caress.

Ventral EggSac



Waiter, there's a bug in my kiss

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Ventral EggSac posted:

Waiter, there's a bug in my kiss

Sir, zis is zee keesing bug.

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Will we be given rain checks for our missed kisses?

Manifisto




heh, what a weird typo. "s" and "l" aren't even close together on the keyboard!


ty pot smoke phoenix

KaBob

return of the bird tribes

Manifisto posted:

heh, what a weird typo. "s" and "l" aren't even close together on the keyboard!

Can we split the difference and rest on "t"? It should help us save for the full price thread.

Nosfereefer



Mormon Nailer posted:

Sir, zis is zee keesing bug.

VE VILL DO ZE KEESSING!


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


The kissing booth has been seized under the Defense Production Act

Flavius Aetass





Mormon Nailer posted:

Sir, zis is zee keesing bug.

*blocking the booth entrance with ACHTUNG signs*

zis ist how vee kees in chermany

Khanstant



Hello? Kissing booth, is Amon Te'Hugsinkis there?

No? The simpsons already did this but it made sense? fine.

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


Manifisto posted:

heh, what a weird typo. "s" and "l" aren't even close together on the keyboard!

Kissing Booth Cloled Until Further Notice

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Health inspector leans in for a smooch, shakes his head disappointingly, and writes some things on his clipboard before slapping a D grade on my booth and informing me that it must be kept visible at all times. I see him empty an entire can of Altoids into his mouth as he walks away.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

no it's cool i totally didn't want one anyway i was just here for a tiktok

Should have brought a Tic Tac.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Manifisto posted:

heh, what a weird typo. "s" and "l" aren't even close together on the keyboard!

Kissing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!

KaBob

return of the bird tribes

Can't have a good renaissance without some kissing!

frump truck
this is my text



you may now kiss the booth

Ventral EggSac



Listen buddy if you don't like my kissing booth you can go to my kissing caboose

Manifisto




I mean, he did assassinate the 16th president of the united states; his rugged good looks are probably not a sufficient reason to keep giving him smooches


ty pot smoke phoenix

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Thanks to an air leak, it is now a hissing booth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I'll take my business to the kicking booth tyvm

Manifisto




I'm getting my second dose of the cooties vaccine tomorrow and I say it's time to open 'er up


ty pot smoke phoenix

KaBob

return of the bird tribes

So sayeth the manifesting booth

FutonForensic



when life closes a kissing booth, an assfucking booth opens


by Khanstant

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




FutonForensic posted:

when life closes a kissing booth, an assfucking booth opens

Are they next to each other? don't like going from the rear end booth to the mouth booth

Flavius Aetass





everyone who operates a booth has to watch a 4 hour long video on cross-contamination

FutonForensic



Zil posted:

Are they next to each other? don't like going from the rear end booth to the mouth booth

you're at the kissing booth
you're at the buttfuck booth
you're at the combination kissing booth and buttfuck booth

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


FutonForensic posted:

when life closes a kissing booth, an assfucking booth opens

Woah. Just totally skipping over the eating

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nut


FutonForensic posted:

you're at the kissing booth
you're at the buttfuck booth
you're at the combination kissing booth and buttfuck booth

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