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Due to several health and safety, as well as OSHA violations
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May 12, 2021 13:46
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 25, 2024 09:26
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- nut
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no it's cool i totally didn't want one anyway i was just here for a tiktok
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May 12, 2021 13:54
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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what kind of nightmarish sentient booth can kiss someone anyway. keep your giant wooden and glass lips away from me you booth
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May 12, 2021 14:44
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- Ventral EggSac
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Waiter, there's a bug in my kiss
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May 12, 2021 15:00
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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heh, what a weird typo. "s" and "l" aren't even close together on the keyboard!
Can we split the difference and rest on "t"? It should help us save for the full price thread.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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May 12, 2021 19:01
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The kissing booth has been seized under the Defense Production Act
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May 12, 2021 20:59
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- Flavius Aetass
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Sir, zis is zee keesing bug.
*blocking the booth entrance with ACHTUNG signs*
zis ist how vee kees in chermany 
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May 12, 2021 22:30
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- Khanstant
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Hello? Kissing booth, is Amon Te'Hugsinkis there?
No? The simpsons already did this but it made sense? fine.
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May 12, 2021 23:04
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Health inspector leans in for a smooch, shakes his head disappointingly, and writes some things on his clipboard before slapping a D grade on my booth and informing me that it must be kept visible at all times. I see him empty an entire can of Altoids into his mouth as he walks away.
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May 13, 2021 06:52
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no it's cool i totally didn't want one anyway i was just here for a tiktok
Should have brought a Tic Tac.
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May 13, 2021 06:54
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heh, what a weird typo. "s" and "l" aren't even close together on the keyboard!
Kissing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
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May 13, 2021 06:56
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Can't have a good renaissance without some kissing!
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May 13, 2021 11:12
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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you may now kiss the booth
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May 13, 2021 12:59
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- Ventral EggSac
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Listen buddy if you don't like my kissing booth you can go to my kissing caboose
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May 13, 2021 13:19
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Thanks to an air leak, it is now a hissing booth
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May 13, 2021 13:36
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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So sayeth the manifesting booth
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May 13, 2021 17:17
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- FutonForensic
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when life closes a kissing booth, an assfucking booth opens
 
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May 13, 2021 17:18
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- Flavius Aetass
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everyone who operates a booth has to watch a 4 hour long video on cross-contamination
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May 13, 2021 17:23
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- FutonForensic
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Are they next to each other? don't like going from the rear end booth to the mouth booth
you're at the kissing booth
you're at the buttfuck booth
you're at the combination kissing booth and buttfuck booth
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May 13, 2021 17:52
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when life closes a kissing booth, an assfucking booth opens
Woah. Just totally skipping over the eating
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May 13, 2021 17:52
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 25, 2024 09:26
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- nut
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you're at the kissing booth
you're at the buttfuck booth
you're at the combination kissing booth and buttfuck booth
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