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Funky See Funky Do posted:If you put a gun in a baby's hand and then train it to kill the president and it successfully carries out that mission was the baby to blame or are you the best baby trainer in the world? Yes.
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So people panic buying gas now are like the folks panic buying toilet paper a year ago? The plastic bag pictures are just "smdh" level of stuff. I expect to see "trunk of car with flames shooting out" videos at this point. I'm thinking of "The Long Kiss Goodnight" at the end when they are rushing off the bridge and the back end of the car is exploding. I wonder what the panic buy will be later this summer. I'm guessing socks. Cause you never know how bad you need socks until you run out. Also, lol if you don't keep 5-10 gallons of gas in proper storage containers at your house.
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# ? May 13, 2021 00:06 |
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# ? May 13, 2021 00:09 |
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IVE GOT SOME GAS FOR YA OP!! *~*~*FFFFFAAAARRRRTTTTZZZZZZZZZZ*~*~* HAHA GET IT???!!!!
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# ? May 13, 2021 00:31 |
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Gas shortage in America? Boomers are already calling Biden the "next Jimmy Carter".
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# ? May 13, 2021 00:39 |
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Away all Goats posted:
Guess how much people get paid at a gas station to not give a poo poo?
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# ? May 13, 2021 01:19 |
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i think that was some stolen fuel in mexico from a while back the lady filling up the plastic bag is also from at least a couple of years ago
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# ? May 13, 2021 01:31 |
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Mnoba posted:man this is just like the carter administration Gas shortages, inflation--I think I'll be avoiding trips to Iran for a while.
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# ? May 13, 2021 01:53 |
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you know what im just gonna go panic buy some TP, just in case
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# ? May 13, 2021 02:06 |
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:you know what im just gonna go panic buy some TP, just in case That's a great idea. You can use it to soak up the petrol you panic bought.
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# ? May 13, 2021 02:18 |
Here Vanc I shall pray some to you
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:05 |
My grandfather served over 30 years in the US Navy. I miss him every day but the only reason I'm glad he's dead is so he can't see what an embarrassment the country he served for has become This place embarrasses me
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:08 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Humanity is hosed because of the way we are. Don't go blaming innocent computers for it. computers suck bro
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:29 |
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Only good computer is gas pump computer, and he's dead now
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:32 |
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Muh freedoms
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:32 |
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IM FREAKING OUT actually just typing that was exhausting i'm taking a nap and calling out sick for the rest of the week
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:33 |
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I filled up my car today after work (Ohio) and there didn't seem to be a sense of a gas shortage. I get like 40 mpg, so whatever. But I did feel guilty because I was pumping gas in my scrubs while a middle-aged attendant wiped down the pump machine.
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:34 |
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out of gas out of road out of car, I dont know how Im gonna go
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:41 |
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There’s been talk for like a decade about how vulnerable the systems that control our vital infrastructure are yet no one gives the slightest of fucks to secure them apparently.
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:51 |
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That would cost money
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:55 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:out of gas I had a drink the other day
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:00 |
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Pawn 17 posted:There’s been talk for like a decade about how vulnerable the systems that control our vital infrastructure are yet no one gives the slightest of fucks to secure them apparently. Milo and POTUS posted:That would cost money Unfortunately you can throw all the money you want at this stuff but it won't fix stupid. Listening to news people are still imagining some sort of l33t hxor sitting at their machine trying to beat the CIA FBI WTF in a race against computer skills. When the reality is that many of these exposures are the result of dumb loving lazy desk jockeys opening attachments or following links from 'openme@notahacker.promise.net.russia.yourfucked.net.oval office'
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:00 |
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Grondoth posted:https://twitter.com/SecGranholm/status/1392588496880033792
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:08 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:computers suck bro If you built a bird feeder, then filled it with sunflower seeds, honey, and all the other good things that birds love to eat but the only thing it attracted was ants then why did you build it? To attract birds that eat ants? That was clever of you.
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:08 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:That would cost money More importantly, fixing it now would cost money now. Not fixing it now will cost money sometime in the future when it's hopefully someone else's problem.
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:27 |
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*Flying around in a helicopter reporting and laughing at the idiots below who can't find any gas*
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:29 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:I filled up my car today after work (Ohio) and there didn't seem to be a sense of a gas shortage. I get like 40 mpg, so whatever. But I did feel guilty because I was pumping gas in my scrubs while a middle-aged attendant wiped down the pump machine. same. went to the busiest gas station in the city and it was actually quieter than normal except once i got home the local news started insisting that people here are panic buying left and right. either they started right after i left or someone's lying to me.
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:32 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Humanity is hosed because computers are at the point where a dork in his mother's basement can take down an entire nation with their homemade software. I remember for many years the scenario in which computers not working properly disrupting supply chains was related to natural events for which it was impossible to prepare. Now ransomware attacks are a weekly event and no-one seems to have a solution to that reality.
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:35 |
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OP i just wanted to add that your username is good and I like it and just I want to borrow a feeling
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:41 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:I filled up my car today after work (Ohio) and there didn't seem to be a sense of a gas shortage. I get like 40 mpg, so whatever. But I did feel guilty because I was pumping gas in my scrubs while a middle-aged attendant wiped down the pump machine. Well keep going, don't stop now...
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# ? May 13, 2021 04:42 |
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Whoze got da gas plug 👀👀
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# ? May 13, 2021 05:03 |
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I'm cracking up at the thought of five teenagers and Uncle Bill and his friend terrified at the full might of the FBI and NSA coming down on them or when they were just trying to make some coin
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# ? May 13, 2021 05:05 |
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they're already dead gently caress with our gas-oh-leen and find out
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# ? May 13, 2021 05:13 |
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# ? May 13, 2021 05:15 |
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Lolie posted:I remember for many years the scenario in which computers not working properly disrupting supply chains was related to natural events for which it was impossible to prepare. Now ransomware attacks are a weekly event and no-one seems to have a solution to that reality. Solution: keep your critical infrastructure equipment off any network that is connected to the internet. Of course this isn't a 100% protective. There is still the risk of intentional sabotage or someone plugging in an infected USB drive and infecting the isolated network by accident, but those types of attacks require a lot more work to coordinate and exploit. It also won't be viable for services where the internet is absolutely required to work, or where the convenience of being to access sites remotely outweighs the potential harm a hack could cause. But the computers directly operating the day to day functions of your nuclear reactor or fuel refinery probably should be air-gapped at all times.
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# ? May 13, 2021 05:30 |
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Gonna go fill up some trash cans to flip. You’re all just bitter because you don’t know how to hustle like me, a genius entrepreneur.
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# ? May 13, 2021 05:50 |
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Piss hording is immoral. Reported. I hope you are trained to D&D.
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# ? May 13, 2021 10:02 |
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No gas in VA? Guess it's back to huffing jenkum!
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# ? May 13, 2021 10:52 |
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I'm in VA and I have gas
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# ? May 13, 2021 10:58 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:23 |
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i watched a clip on foxnews and they implied the government was lying about there not being a gas shortage and used stations running out of gas due to panic buying as an example but didn't mention it was because of panic buying. then they had the governor of arkansas on and he was all like "see we need more pipelines and less regulation but biden doesnt love america enough" and that's why people are filling up garbage bags with gas.
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