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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019





Who will your country/state side with in the coming Amish-Mormon holy war? Who do you want to side with?

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019





the future Amishland has already annexed this Godless land in preparation for the coming war with the Holy American Empire of the Mormon Nation.

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Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
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will the amish take up modern military technology at least for the war? if so, i'm with them

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]





PawParole posted:

the future Amishland has already annexed this Godless land in preparation for the coming war with the Holy American Empire of the Mormon Nation.



ok i gotta know the story behind this 1

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019





please send weapons prophet Nelson, the Amish are forcing us to churn our own butter and live in wooden log houses.

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019





Finicums Wake posted:

will the amish take up modern military technology at least for the war? if so, i'm with them

No, they're pacifists.

They live or die from the support of others. Will YOU defend them from the blood thirsty Mormon horde?

Forseti
May 26, 2001
To the lovenasium!


PawParole posted:

please send weapons prophet Nelson, the Amish are forcing us to churn our own butter and live in wooden log houses.



That sounds like an upgrade in quality of life for like 70% of Americans though?

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
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PawParole posted:

No, they're pacifists.

They live or die from the support of others. Will YOU defend them from the blood thirsty Mormon horde?

well i'm not fighting for the mormon theocrats so yeah

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007



PawParole posted:

the future Amishland has already annexed this Godless land in preparation for the coming war with the Holy American Empire of the Mormon Nation.



goddamn that amish defensive line strong af. imagine facing down a line of amish chariots. those morons underwear wont be white no more

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


The Amish may be pacifists.. but I'm sure I'd have a lot of fun manning a masterfully crafted trebuchet for them.

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




amish are way better cooks I think, I'm with them

twoday
May 4, 2005



the ultimate goal of Republicans is to have a hyperwealthy aristocracy which fuedalistically rules over a country filled with god-fearing Science-hating white Christian peasant farmers; Amish maximalism is a cornerstone of their long term strategy

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



The Amish have basically achieved communism I believe.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009



PawParole posted:

Who will your country/state side with in the coming Amish-Mormon holy war? Who do you want to side with?

tough call, i have ancestors on both sides but i'll have to go with the mormons since they're ok with advanced weapons

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




The Amish make a mean chair and desk

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Amish Christian anprim vs Mormon ancap'ism ,

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

duty calls


by 2100 most of the world will be loving dead

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007



actually you'll find 100% of people in 2100 will be alive

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

duty calls


Homeless Friend posted:

actually you'll find 100% of people in 2100 will be alive

true, no one will be alive to die in 2100

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


despite the amish being a hive of abuse and cruelty, they are still better than mormons. but on the other hand, the amish aren't down with anime so i'd probably have to go with the mormons.

Heated Gaming Moment
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS




Are Amish Anabaptists? If so Iím with them. Weíll bust some Calvinist knees along the way.

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Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010



Homeless Friend posted:

actually you'll find 100% of people in 2100 will be alive

Wow, way to unperson the undead. smh

V: Fundamentalist Mormons 100% are, not sure about regular Mormons but just judging from the Duggars I doubt it's great there either

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007




arenít the Amish all rapists?

there are a lot of Mormon rapists too but itís seriously like ALL Amish are rapists

anyway by 2100 inshallah this demon cracker nation will be only a dark chapter in the history books

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012




Pentecoastal Elites posted:

arenít the Amish all rapists?

not Amish but thereís an island in the Caribbean (I think) that was populated by a mutiny of British sailors and in the last twenty years basically the entirety of the adult male population was indicted on child molestation (it was a fairly small population)

isolation breeds kooks and sociopaths

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Can the Amish count on the support of their Mennonite and Hutterite cousins in the coming war?

Pamela Springstein
Aug 10, 2016

just wanted to be
a happy camper



Crusty Nutsack posted:

amish are way better cooks I think, I'm with them

carpenters too

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011


Dr. Killjoy posted:

not Amish but thereís an island in the Caribbean (I think) that was populated by a mutiny of British sailors and in the last twenty years basically the entirety of the adult male population was indicted on child molestation (it was a fairly small population)

isolation breeds kooks and sociopaths

you are thinking of the pitcairn islands i tihnk. micronesia area.

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011


the british rape isles. no the other ones.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

mormon women very sexy i take them very simple. next please

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020



Muscle Wizard posted:

the british rape isles. no the other ones.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020



Tupperware economy or honeybee economy

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







are the Amish a nation in the Marxist sense

Do the Amish deserve self-determination

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






lets wargame this out w a reskin of the classic boardgame, web & starship

instead of gwynhyfarr, pereen, and human, we go w mormon, amish, and human

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010



Smythe posted:

mormon women very sexy i take them very simple. next please

Good thing about Mormon wives is you don't have to pick just one

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Good thing about Mormon wives is you don't have to pick just one


that is the same woman as seen in four exceedingly unkind funhouse mirrors

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

its a hogspiracy

why are they wearing socks outside. loving freaks

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007




Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Good thing about Mormon wives is you don't have to pick just one


Who needs 47 virgins in death when you can have all the dumpy white women in life?

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.


its gonna be the mormons sorry

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Idiot. Extremely deranged. Ignore me.

The Mormons are completely reliant on the rest of the united states to survive.
Check out the food maps and notice that Mormons live in the exact area where food isn't farmed.

https://www.vox.com/a/explain-food-america


That is why Mormons are able to grow, nobody wants that land
(Redaction - Native Americans who lived there first would gladly take it back)

If the Mormons can't turn the Amish into slaves in 20 years or at least take over land that can be farmed, they will lose.



On the flip side, the Amish are a bit inbreed and very pacifist, soooooo
I rather be the barbarian hordes that raid the gently caress outta of both of them.

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A Russian troll farm
Jul 11, 2012

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

I'm in Canada and we have Mennonites instead of the Amish, so I guess I'll get an adult baptism and slam a 15 passenger van packed with fertilizer into a Mormon checkpoint, yeah

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