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THE BEST MAN VS DARBY 71 56.35%
BUCKS VS SCU 40 31.75%
NAGATA VS MOX 14 11.11%
OC VS PAC 1 0.79%
Total: 126 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


THE BEST MAN

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AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD
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AEW Dynamite for 5/12 via FWOnline.com

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Jon Moxley and Yuji Nagata were shown warming up backstage.

Moxley came out to "Wild Thing" by The Troggs.

IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Jon Moxley (c) (w/ Eddie Kingston) defeated Yuji Nagata (w/ Ren Narita)

This was, of course, Nagata's AEW debut. He hadn't appeared on TNT in 23 years.

They immediately exchanged forearms in the center of the ring. Nagata was forced into the corner but landed a knee lift and a boot, sending Moxley to the floor. Rocky Romero was shown in the crowd. Out on the floor, Moxley landed a diving knee and sent Nagata into the barricade.

Back in the ring, Moxley hit a soccer kick and an elbow drop for two. Former IWGP US Champion Lance Archer was shown in the crowd accompanied by Jake Roberts. Moxley hit mid kicks for another two count. He went to the top rope, but Nagata caught Moxley's dive and laid in kicks to the midsection. He caught Moxley with an exploder suplex for a near fall.

Nagata used his misdirection drop kick to take Moxley off his feet. He laid in mid kicks of his own, but Moxley fired up as they exchanged more forearms. Moxley hit a German suplex and a running lariat for two. Nagata powered out of a piledriver attempt and perched Moxley on the top rope, hitting an avalanche exploder and a mid kick for a close two.

Moxley turned it around by applying a rear naked choke, but Nagata escaped into the Shirome armbar. We saw the whites of Nagata's eyes, but Moxley was able to reach the ropes. They traded strikes, Nagata hit an enziguiri, but Moxley came back with a sliding lariat and went for the Bulldog Choke. Moxley was cut open under his eye.

Repeated knee strikes and the Paradigm Shift were enough for Moxley to pin Nagata and retain the title.

– After the match, both Moxley and Nagata bowed and showed respect to each other.

**********

Ortiz, Jake Hager, and Sammy Guevara were interviewed about Blood & Guts. Ortiz admitted the Pinnacle won, but MJF showed his true colors. He said Santana was "arrested and detained" for his use of a fork. Hager wants another match. Guevara said tonight's "Pinnacle Coronation" would become a "funeral."

**********

Cody Rhodes' Double or Nothing Announcement

This was baffling. "USA vs. the World" stuff just does not work in 2021.

Cody discussed some of the classic patriotic conventions about being "proud to be an American," prompting a "U-S-A!" chant. He talked about Anthony Ogogo talking down on the United States, bringing up that Ogogo makes his money in America and is afforded the same rights as others. He said "You didn't come here to live the 'England' Dream."

He broght up that Bruno Sammartino was an Italian-American immigrant as well as that Shad Khan is an immigrant. He got emotional as he talked about how 60 years ago, America was segregated, but soon, his wife Brandi will give birth to a beautiful baby with both white and black identities.

Cody announced that Anthony Ogogo will be wrestling at Double or Nothing, but it won't be the American Nightmare who faces him. It will be Ogogo vs. "The American Dream" Cody Rhodes.

**********

A video promo played where SCU talked about how they don't like the Young Bucks' attitude recently. All that's left is for them to beat the Bucks up. They brought up their "break up when we lose" ultimatum, saying it's put them at the top of their game. They're willing to go far to get what they want.

Don Callis joined commentary for the match. The Bucks were accompanied by the Good Brothers.

AEW World Tag Team Championship: Young Bucks (Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson) (c) defeated SCU (Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian)

If SCU loses, they must never team again.

The match was heated from the start as Kazarian and Nick exchanged slaps. Nick tried to bait Kazarian into an attack, but Kazarian didn't fall for it as he and Daniels worked together to dispatch the Bucks with double teams. A leg drop from Kazarian got two. SCU was firmly in control, beating down Nick, until Matt illegally backdropped Daniels to the floor, allowing the Bucks to take out Kazarian.

Matt powerbombed Daniels into the apron and Nick landed a flipping senton into the break. During commercial, SCU regained control, and once back, Daniels and Kazarian worked together on a powerbomb neckbreaker combination for two. SCU hit Celebrity Rehab on Nick, but a distraction from Matt allowed Nick to come back with rising knees and a bulldog on Kazarian. A slingshot X-Factor allowed the Bucks to take advantage.

Out on the floor, Nick superkicked Daniels into the ring post, and Daniels had been busted open badly. He was gushing blood everywhere. As Nick taunted him, Kazarian slingshotted Nick back in the ring with a cutter for two. The Bucks realized Daniels was hurt, hitting a buckle bomb, but Kazarian fought out of More Bang For Your Buck and applied a double pin on both Bucks after a Northern Lights suplex for a cloe two.

Kazarian rolled up Matt for a visual pinfall, but Doc Gallows had the official distracted. Kazarian hit a Styles Clash on Matt, but Nick dove into the ring to break up the pin. He tried to maintain control, but Matt took him out with a superkick and a knee strike until Daniels broke up the pinfall. Daniels hit the Angel's Wings and tagged himself in, but Matt immediately cut him off with a spear.

Daniels avoided a superkick, but Matt powered out of the Angel's Wings. Matt mocked the "I'm sorry, I love you" HBK/Flair moment and crushed Daniels with a superkick, but Daniels kicked out of the pin attempt. Daniels hit a uranage and attempted the BME, but stumbled. On the second attempt, he hit the BME, but Nick broke up the pin.

The Good Brothers were dispatched by Daniels, but with the official distracted, Matt sprayed cold spray and smacked Daniels with the can for a great near fall. Nick tagged in and hit the BTE Trigger. Kazarian tried to break up the pin, but was too late.

**********

The camera cut backstage, where Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston were destroying The Elite's dressing room.

**********

Christian Cage was interviewed about Taz. Christian said Taz was a bad man at one point in time, but now, Taz won't step up to the ring. Next week, Christian has an open challenge to any Team Taz member. He also announced he's in the Casino Battle Royale, but was interrupted by Sydal, who wants to win. Sydal said that instead of Team Taz, it was him who signed the open challenge for next week.

**********

AEW World Championship Eliminator: Orange Cassidy (w/ Best Friends) vs. PAC (w/ Lucha Bros.) went to a no contest

The winner of this match will face Kenny Omega in the main event at Double or Nothing. Cassidy is ranked #1, PAC is #2.

Cassidy put his shades on PAC, who subsequently smashed them. Cassidy was about to do his hands-in-pocket gimmick, but PAC wasn't having it. Cassidy immediately turned it into the Beach Break for a close near fall before landing his hands-in-pockets tope suicida and putting on a backup pair of sunglasses.

During the commercial break, PAC took control with an attack on the floor. Once back, PAC sent Cassidy into the barricade. Back in the ring, PAC climbed the top rope and hit two shotgun dropkicks. He hid a third to Cassidy's back for two. PAC went back to the top, but Cassidy did his slow roll away, so PAC stomped him down.

Cassidy cockily rolled out of the way of the Black Arrow and gave PAC the thumbs up. He then countered an attack, sending PAC into the turnbuckle and applying a victory roll for two. A thrust kick from PAC stopped Cassidy in his tracks, which PAC followed up with a Liger Bomb for two. PAC pushed Cassidy to the floor into a second commercial break.

During the break, Cassidy was checked on by ringside officials. Don Callis came out and taunted PAC, allowing Kenny Omega to hit him with the belt. Neither man could make it up for the 10 count.

– Callis immediately pointed out that there was no winner in the match, so Omega has the night off. Omega said the two men in the ring were losers. Schiavone interrupted them, but before he could speak, Omega put on Cassidy's sunglasses from last week. Schiavone has been told that it will be a three-way for the world championship at Double or Nothing, with Omega defending against both PAC and Cassidy.

**********

The Young Bucks and the Good Brothers were despondent about their dressing room which had been destroyed by Moxley and Kingston earlier in the show. The Bucks wanted to show they're fighting champions and defend against the #1-ranked Varsity Blonds next week. Matt then invited Moxley and Kingston to a "superkick party" at Double or Nothing, essentially challenging them to a title match.

**********

Hangman Page, flanked by the Dark Order, was interviewed about his loss to Brian Cage. The Dark Order consoled him, but Page said it took three men to beat him down. It wasn't Cage that took him out, but Taz. Page recommended that Cage meet Page in the ring one-on-one, challenging him for Double or Nothing.

**********

The Pinnacle Coronation

The announcers recapped Blood & Guts.

The Pinnacle was joined by some women for the celebration. MJF said he took Chris Jericho's spot -- he's the new Demo God and the greatest of all time. He demanded the audience bow to the Pinnacle. He talked about being ranked #1 on cable last week, breaking a record in Canada as well, thanks to Shawn Spears.

MJF talked about how the Inner Circle was down two men: one because he stabbed MJF, and another because he fell off the cage. He asked the crowd if they'd like to see a rematch, but MJF said "no."

Tully said the Pinnacle took everything the Inner Circle could dish out last week, mocking the Inner Circle's reasons and method in quitting the match. He revealed that he had bought expensive watches for the group, and every time they look at their wrist, they can say "That was a present from Tully Blanchard, and that's what being part of the Pinnacle is all about."

They were interrupted by a loud horn, which was Ortiz, Hager, and Guevara arriving in a vehicle pulling something behind it. MJF told them to drive off, because the Inner Circle is dead. Jericho popped out of the back of the vehicle with a cast on his arm and asked for a rematch. MJF said "no," so Guevara sprayed them all with a high-powered hose containing Jericho's "Bubbly," which is what the vehicle was pulling in the trailer.

MJF lost it and screamed at the crowd to shut up. He took the Inner Circle up on the same match they lost last year: Stadium Stampede. If the Inner Circle loses, they have to break up forever.

**********

Britt Baker sat down with Jim Ross earlier today about challenging Hikaru Shida for the AEW Women's Championship at Double or Nothing. She recalled Shida breaking her nose and busting her open, and now, Baker's the baddest bitch on the block. It's poetic that the monster she created is going to destroy her.

JR asked if Baker was taking it too far to break up a photo shoot, and if she cared. Baker was tired of being painted as the villain. She said Shida kept the division alive over the last year, but Baker's the face of the division, the role model, the heart and soul, and the pulse. When you have a pulse, you don't need a machine keeping everything alive. At Double or Nothing, the division will keep itself alive when Baker becomes champion.

**********

Thunder Rosa defeated Jazmin Allure

Rosa immediately laid in chops and beat Allure down in the corner. Allure reversed a whip and landed an uppercut, but Rosa exploded out with a shotgun dropkick. Rosa hit running sentons, a shoulder breaker, and the Fire Thunder Driver for the squash victory. The announcers talked about her potentially challenging NWA Women's Champion Serena Deeb down the line.

**********

Next week's Dynamite lineup:

NWA Women's World Championship: Serena Deeb (c) vs. Red Velvet
AEW World Tag Team Championships: Young Bucks (c) vs. Varsity Blonds
Christian Cage vs. Matt Sydal
Anthony Ogogo (w/ The Factory) vs. Austin Gunn

For Double or Nothing:

Hangman Page vs. Brian Cage (w/ Taz)
Cody Rhodes (w/ Arn Anderson) vs. Anthony Ogogo (w/ The Factory)
AEW Women's Championship: Hikaru Shida (c) vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.
AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega (c) vs. PAC vs. Orange Cassidy

**********

Jade Cargill was interviewed by Tony Schiavone. He recapped Mark Sterling offering his managerial services to Cargill. Schiavone asked who would handle Cargill's business, but Cargill's her own boss. She's listening to offers, but she's "that bitch."

**********

Before the match, a video package recapped Allin being thrown down stairs last week. He said he didn't have time to worry about it and dropped everything to return to Seattle, his hometown. It reminds him of who he is and how far he's come.

Allin turned his attention to Miro, asking "what have you done since coming here?" Allin knows exactly who he is, but Miro is generic, and he won't take Allin's championship. No matter what happens, Miro will have to admit Allin's one of the toughest men he's stepped in the ring with.

TNT Championship: Miro defeated Darby Allin (c) to win the title

This was great.

Miro attacked Allin before the bell, tossing Allin all over the place on the floor. The official wouldn't start the match after the beatdown. Scorpio Sky and Ethan Page were shown looking on.

The official eventually started the match, and Miro landed the Machka Kick right away for a close near fall. Allin fired back with a shotgun dropkick on the floor. He went for the flipping stunner, Miro countered it, but Allin sent Miro into the post. Allin then landed a fantastic missle tope with a great collision. Allin tried to follow it up with a Coffin Drop, but Miro caught him with a German suplex on the floor.

During the commercial, Sky and Page attacked Sting at ringside. Once back, Miro continued to dismantle Allin's midsection with a gutwrench hold. Allin fought back with a sleeper hold, having to re-adjust the grip due to the attack. Miro started to fade but eventually reached the ropes.

Miro rolled the floor, where Allin re-applied the sleeper. He tried to use the championship to fight out, but hte official took it away, after which Miro just thrust himself and Allin into a wall to break the hold. Miro brought Allin back into the ring and continued to attack Allin's right arm before just dumping Allin into the ropes.

Allin was pained, but Sting cheered him on, giving him a fist bump. Allin starched Miro with a slap and hit the stunner, cradling him for a close near fall. He hit a second stunner and climbed the ropes, but Miro caught the Coffin Drop. Allin flipped out of a German suplex and rolled Miro up for a fantastic near fall.

He then hit the Code Red for yet another close near fall. Miro popped up and locked on Game Over for the stoppage, winning the title.

– Page and Sky attacked Sting after the match as Miro taunted Allin. Lance Archer came out and pointed at Miro and the TNT title as the show went off the air.

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Eat My Fuc posted:

Remember when the Acclaimed came out and rapped "Young Cucks you can't beat us you're laughable, Trump really won we gotta storm the capital". Disgusting.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKUOJGyTc0

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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

& i knew about it 3 weeks ago







Slippery Tilde

Show was good, really sucks about OC. Looks like AEW twitter deleted the gif/video of the move that injured him.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Two as


Ogogo vs Cody has also been announced for Double Or Nothing for future reference

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

The ending of Miro vs Darby was so loving good. Darby cycling through all the ways he had snuck out a victory in the previous title defenses and Miro kicking out of all of them.

Let me tell you, I sure as gently caress bit.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



great bucks match and main event. rest of the show was not my thing. onto next week!!

blunt
Jul 7, 2005





Tag was great. Japanese guy who I'd never seen before threw good kicks but looked too old to be a believable challenger. Mox's music was bad.

I love it when Cody goes super extra. Inner circle angle looked like a cheap cosplay of one of the most famous wrestling segments of all time. Christian still doesn't belong here.

The OC thing gave me All Out 2020 vibes where it kinda took me out of the show until near the end of the main event.

The best man is the best champ.

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006


all elite wrestling

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

correct politics haver
...weed...



The Age Of Miro has begun!

also re-posting this here; seems like OC just had his bell rung and we hope there are no more serious injuries

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1392660374726619139

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019






the tnt title match was good but it would have been really good if miro charged up like a choo choo train and ran all the way around the ring to hit darby with a lariat

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


blunt posted:

Tag was great. Japanese guy who I'd never seen before threw good kicks but looked too old to be a believable challenger. Mox's music was bad.

lol

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



yea ok posted:

great bucks match and main event. rest of the show was not my thing. onto next week!!

o yea the opener was great i just forgot about it lol

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






Mox's music is bad, better have been a one time thing. I'd enjoy seeing Nagata teaming up with Mox for a bit.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

freshly squeezed c5 and 6 vertebrae

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

Show had its ups and downs but everything about the TNT title match was just great.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


Wild Thing was great, I love non-traditional wrestling music

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Really great episode all around minus the OC injury.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



Cody saw wwe complaining about blood and guts setting the business back thirty years and took it as a challenge

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

we can't rewind, we've gone too far


Nagata/Mox and Darby/Miro and Bucks/SCU were all fantastic, but holy poo poo, that promo

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



I wonder who is eating the pin in the world title match, and how many times the good brothers will kick that person in the dick beforehand

blunt
Jul 7, 2005






Someone has to be the voice of the casual fan 😎

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005



hoping cody/ogogo ends with tony exclaiming "that's like, cody's stomach blood on the ground over there"

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





Eventually, the opening credits to Dynamite are going to be shots of all the roster bleeding in matches.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the Direct of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame the joy of Sakurai?



Aye Doc posted:

I wonder who is eating the pin in the world title match, and how many times the good brothers will kick that person in the dick beforehand

OC taking the pin, PAC is too important to lose matches

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005







Miroslav Barnyashev

Seams
Feb 3, 2005


i didn't think cody's promo was that bad. just generic. hope the match is good. i like ogogo.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST


- Mox/Nagata banged. Was fun seeing so many "Wild Thing? Why?" posts. Still was great from start to finish. Happy to see Nagata back.

- Then the show took a loving nosedive. Cody's promo sucked. Bring back that article that said he needed to gently caress off. Clearly that lad knew something the rest of us didn't. I do not know why he felt "I'm doing this for my mixed race baby" was the fuel this PPV match with Ogogo needed, but gently caress off. Sorry, I don't like to be salty, but this was all time bottom tier Dynamite.

- Bucks/SCU was pretty good after a bit. Good Brothers interference wasn't needed and took away from it. Then AEW's poo poo production that seems to never improve made sure to screw up the ending.

- Then Orange Cassidy got injured. Was just at the absolute bottom of enjoyment at this point. My heart goes out to the guy. I hope he's ok.

- Jericho did a 20 year old WWE segment except with like 1/10th the heat. Why is he here a whole 1 week after Blood & Guts? He needed to be here to set up Stadium Stampede 2? Tully was doing great and all that, but what a weirdly current Smackdown segment to happen here on this already struggling Dynamite.

- Miro/Darby ruled. Archer/Miro is gonna rule too. Great end to the show.



AEW Dynamite sucked really hard for me this week, none of my friends had fun watching it, and now I'm honestly a little sad.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005



Cody gonna come out to Mulatto Butts at the PPV

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


I loved Mox's generic theme but people don't like Wild Thing??

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.






smarxist posted:

The Age Of Miro has begun!

also re-posting this here; seems like OC just had his bell rung and we hope there are no more serious injuries

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1392660374726619139

They said this about Starks too and we found out he fractured his neck 2 weeks later

blunt
Jul 7, 2005





MassRafTer posted:

I loved Mox's generic theme but people don't like Wild Thing??

Shida already has a flute solo and there's only allowed to be one.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


EEEEEEEY YO

MassRafTer posted:

I loved Mox's generic theme but people don't like Wild Thing??

It's wild, because Wild Thing loving rules.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


MassRafTer posted:

I loved Mox's generic theme but people don't like Wild Thing??

some people have weird ideas of what makes "good" wrestling music

Seams
Feb 3, 2005


MassRafTer posted:

I loved Mox's generic theme but people don't like Wild Thing??

dont take goon opinion as some sort of wider consensus

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014


Even though we know it was an audible I could buy if the OC/Pac match end was the original planned end. It makes sense that Kenny would bury OC for being a joke wrestler and then interfere to try and help OC win so he could get the easier challenge.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

MassRafTer posted:

I loved Mox's generic theme but people don't like Wild Thing??

Don't like the song in general and definitely not as Mox's entrance music.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





MassRafTer posted:

I loved Mox's generic theme but people don't like Wild Thing??

Too low energy, too tame, for someone like Mox. Mox needs something heavy, fast, and rippin'

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Wild Thing isn't good "modern wrestling music" but it's a great walkout song, thank you for challenging convention Brave Tony

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale





I would’ve rather done HFO vs Dark Order Stadium Stampede, but my dad’s not a millionaire.

Also, looking forward to Rosa winning her loser can’t leave town match and taking the NWA title off of Deeb on an AEW PPV.

Lead Pipe Cinch fucked around with this message at 02:39 on May 13, 2021

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Onita uses a cover of Wild Thing as his entrance so Wild Thing is basically perfect for Mox.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


SonicRulez posted:

- Mox/Nagata banged. Was fun seeing so many "Wild Thing? Why?" posts. Still was great from start to finish. Happy to see Nagata back.

- Then the show took a loving nosedive. Cody's promo sucked. Bring back that article that said he needed to gently caress off. Clearly that lad knew something the rest of us didn't. I do not know why he felt "I'm doing this for my mixed race baby" was the fuel this PPV match with Ogogo needed, but gently caress off. Sorry, I don't like to be salty, but this was all time bottom tier Dynamite.

- Bucks/SCU was pretty good after a bit. Good Brothers interference wasn't needed and took away from it. Then AEW's poo poo production that seems to never improve made sure to screw up the ending.

- Then Orange Cassidy got injured. Was just at the absolute bottom of enjoyment at this point. My heart goes out to the guy. I hope he's ok.

- Jericho did a 20 year old WWE segment except with like 1/10th the heat. Why is he here a whole 1 week after Blood & Guts? He needed to be here to set up Stadium Stampede 2? Tully was doing great and all that, but what a weirdly current Smackdown segment to happen here on this already struggling Dynamite.

- Miro/Darby ruled. Archer/Miro is gonna rule too. Great end to the show.



AEW Dynamite sucked really hard for me this week, none of my friends had fun watching it, and now I'm honestly a little sad.

Half of the TV show was great and it sucked and I'm sad

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