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donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

So seeing all this talk of ransomware and the pipeline.


What is the estimated ransomware value for the forums? I think the pipeline went for $5 million.

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I would pay $5 for all of my posts in aggregate

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


if the front page got replaced with a ransomware message it would be an improvement

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



7.5

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012




7.6 Price is right rules.



(someone please post 7.7, I don't actually want to own the forums.)

Vakal
May 11, 2008


KodiakRS posted:

7.6 Price is right rules.



(someone please post 7.7, I don't actually want to own the forums.)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


7.7

And Tyler Too!
Aug 15, 2007
ROCKET JOCKEY OWNS

Stichelin it is, thank you!


$4.20

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

69 dogecoins

SMEGMA_MAIL
May 4, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021





I’d reverse uno and ransom an offer to stop my posting instead if they send my 420 in Bitcoin

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Dumping as many posts as possible into plastic grocery bags before the price goes up

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

by my calculations, about 8.5 million. no I'm not gonna show my work

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I'm willing to stop posting here for the right price

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004



Noticing the shelves are bare of tuggin references and feeling a growing sense of panic as I pace the store and look in other people's carts when their backs are turned

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







In a bizarre turn, the randomware fixed all of Radiums code and the forums are running better than ever.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



a bocce ball set

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


$10

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

We have the upper hand here. Think of how much the rest of the Internet would rather keep goons contained. We should demand money to keep SA running.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Giraffe posted:

We have the upper hand here. Think of how much the rest of the Internet would rather keep goons contained. We should demand money to keep SA running.
reddit just doesnt "get" krusty grill

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

69 rusty penis

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


OP figured out Lowtax’s plot to keep himself awash in gourmet cookies, sports cars, and drugs

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Selling black market forums tugs in coupons where no one ever looks.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




The value is: cock

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I’ll be honest, I would kind of like to know how much Jeffrey paid Lowtax for the forums

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

69 dogecoins

Nice! Thinking we should only accept "tugcoins" for any crypto transactions though

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




1redflag posted:

I’ll be honest, I would kind of like to know how much Jeffrey paid Lowtax for the forums

He killed Lowtax

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

See burger
Need burger


Plaster Town Cop

What if the ransom ware only targets the good posts ?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




donkey salami posted:

Nice! Thinking we should only accept "tugcoins" for any crypto transactions though

Tugcoins goin to the MOON

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Nothing of value was lost then

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

six boxes of cookies

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

One unbaptized soul

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

$420.69

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


Derpies posted:

Tugcoins goin to the MOON

for a few minutes, then quickly deflating as the market goes soft

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Klyith posted:

for a few minutes, then quickly deflating as the market goes soft

Look out for that refractory rebound though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Derpies posted:

Tugcoins goin to the MOON

TUG THA MOON

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



the moon is full (of cum)

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





the ransom is simple: a good post. just one good post.

Brimstone Inquiry
Jan 21, 2007




Bad Purchase posted:

the ransom is simple: a good post. just one good post.

You'll get a fingat and like it!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



turns off our monitors

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

They’d pay you to keep it offline

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