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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



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Imagine youíre sleeping in your bed and start to hear what sounds like rain, and even feel something dripping on your face. However upon turning on the lights, the water is actually blood.

Thatís what happened to Ana Cardenas, an El Paso woman, who woke up to the disturbing discovery of blood on her face that seeped through the ceiling while she was asleep.

Cardenas says she woke up around 4 a.m. to the sound of something dripping. When she got up to see what the noise was, she said what she thought was rain was actually blood splattered across the walls, her bed and her body.

Cardenas had slept with the ceiling fan on and the blood seeped right where the fan was which caused the blood to travel towards the blades of the fan causing the splatter on her bedroom walls.

https://www.ktsm.com/local/el-paso-news/woman-wakes-up-to-find-blood-dripping-from-ceiling-while-she-slept/

What would you do if your fan was at home
Spraying all its blood on the bedroom floor
cause it's bloody

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Itís rainin blood
Hallelujah itís rainin blood (hot blood)

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

quote:

Cardenas had slept with the ceiling fan on and the blood seeped right where the fan was
hate when the blood does that

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'





Who knew the South Koreans were on to something with their "don't sleep with the fan on" rule

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






50 Cent: Blood on the Fan

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Papa pussi the pussi poppin fan

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I actually named my daughter after the Pink ranger and will provide proof if challenged.


Id scream personally

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Where'd the blood come from smart guy!!?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Colonel Cancer posted:

Where'd the blood come from smart guy!!?

After calling 911, the blood, which covered parts of her bed, walls, furniture and even her hair, was coming from her upstairs neighbor. Cardenas said it was a man aged between 55-70 who died.

ďThe firefighters knocked down his door and the body was laying exactly where my fan is underneath. He had carpet but the blood seeped through to my ceiling,Ē Cardenas said.

Cardenas said police determined her neighbor died from natural cause and was decomposing for about five to six days.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Colonel Cancer posted:

Where'd the blood come from smart guy!!?

Old rotting dead guy

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement


i got blood on my hands and theres no remorse
and i got blood on my bed 'cause the upstairs corpse

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



He had drips like muck, muck,
Fans like blood, blood, blood

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


and the only way to clean it
is to hire a man for a little bit of money
and the blood is gone
in and out of fans now
i ain't got a plan now

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



and I don't want the world to see me
cause I don't think that they'd understand
my ceiling fan seems to be broken
I'm just covered with blood from a man

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


i'm all out of blood
i'm so lost without you

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Nah I'm pretty sure it's ghosts. Blood clots

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







Oh sure NOW there's blood, where was all this blood when I needed it for my satanic bedroom ritual last week??? I already put the pentagram away and everything, jeez I swear I've got the worst luck

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




John Cougar Melancamp songs are getting pretty out there!!

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Everybodyís bleedin for the weekend
Everybody wants to drip from fans
Everybodyís bleedin on the bedspread
Dripping on the neighborís pants

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Drinking blood dripping from a 5-6 day old decomposing corpse.

gently caress.

I bet it put her off red meat for life.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You gave it away
This year
I'm laying right here
I'm bleeding on someone special, special

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!


Roof on the blob

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Dead man bleeding in the dead of night
Take this lady's fan and make her cry
You've been only waiting for five to six days

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


last christmas you gave me your blood
but the very next day
the fan made it spray

this year
to save me from fear
im switching to central cooling

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



kntfkr posted:

last christmas you gave me your blood
but the very next day
the fan made it spray

this year
to save me from fear
im switching to central cooling

Much better

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Somebody once told me I'm only gonna moulder
I'm just a bloody ghoul in the shed

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


She was looking kinda dumb
As i'm dripping blood and cum
Through the blades of the fan
To her forehead

Well the fan starts spinnin
and it dont stop spinnin

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

kntfkr posted:

She was looking kinda dumb
As i'm dripping blood and cum
Through the blades of the fan
To her forehead

Well the fan starts spinnin
and it dont stop spinnin

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



kntfkr posted:

She was looking kinda dumb
As i'm dripping blood and cum
Through the blades of the fan
To her forehead

Well the fan starts spinnin
and it dont stop spinnin

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Hey now
Turn the lights on
Wipe your face off
stay sane

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Blood drops keep falling on my head

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I'm just layin' on the floor for 6 days
Watching my thighs melt away

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




so it wasnt blood so much as goo

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Turn on SLAYER AND START ROCKING IT OUT RIGHT THERE OP!

https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg

1redflag fucked around with this message at 18:09 on May 14, 2021

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Hi that stain is
Huh
That stain is
who
That stain is
d-d-d-dead tenant

Hi kids would you like winelists
wanna die on the floor and drip blood
exactly like i did

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Yo
His palms are smelly, been a week, arms are jelly
There's droplets on his neighbor already, gobs of Eddie

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Ventral EggSac posted:

Yo
His palms are smelly, been a week, arms are jelly
There's droplets on his neighbor already, gobs of Eddie

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Sorry OP i live above her and have me period

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Guess she wishes she got some renters insurance now to cover herself from the blood.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

That's hella gross lol

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