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because loving 8% of america thinks it could win against a lion: https://twitter.com/YouGovAmerica/status/1393248140971716610 Also, if my math is correct here, 28% think they would lose to a mouse/rat
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hamster for sure
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May 14, 2021 22:36
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I'm assuming this is unarmed combat. And I want to meet the freaking morons who couldn't beat a mouse in a fight to the death as well as the ones who think they could beat an elephant in a fist fight
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May 14, 2021 22:37
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I want to meet that 2% who feels comfortable they could beat up an elephant but not a bear. I assume they think it's like Dark Souls where the could run around the elephant's feet and smack it's legs until they win. Of course this strategy would not work on a bear as it isn't big enough.
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May 14, 2021 22:37
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honestly i think the rankings are a bit off because i feel like a croc would do me worse than a grizzly but i am a risk averse loser
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May 14, 2021 22:39
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What, no option for hippopotamus? And I agree, elephant beats everything. 
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May 14, 2021 22:45
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Meme Poker Party posted:I want to meet that 2% who feels comfortable they could beat up an elephant but not a bear. but what about a dire bear
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May 14, 2021 22:45
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Sid Vicious posted:but what about a dire bear No reason to judge Chicago's draft picks just yet
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May 14, 2021 22:48
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Would love to go toe to toe with an emperor penguin
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May 14, 2021 22:53
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I can take any mammal whose face is pictured here:
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May 14, 2021 22:55
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8% think they could take harambe are you loving kidding me
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May 14, 2021 22:55
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Goose easily. Wild birds strut around with their necks all exposed. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE LIGHTHOUSE?!
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May 14, 2021 23:06
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Are we talking about easily winning the fight, or killing the animal but still getting hosed up in the process?
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May 14, 2021 23:22
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How can you say in order, but only have it be a button poll. am i dumb i mean yeah, but I went with Kangaroo. Maybe not that Buff Kanga that's passed around like eye candy. But a mama, or a joey, for sure. and how can people be sure they'd take a monkey, but not a snake? Is this an arena setup? In nature?
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May 14, 2021 23:33
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Ventral EggSac posted:8% think they could take harambe are you loving kidding me i'd pay to see a few guys go against a gorilla, unarmed. (which they soon would be. .. haaaaah)
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May 14, 2021 23:34
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blight rhino posted:Is this an arena setup? In nature? This is a good question.
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I feel like I could successfully fight a sloth and anything smaller than that Also I could beat the gently caress out of a shark provided it had to come to MY house and not the other way around
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May 14, 2021 23:36
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Play posted:I feel like I could successfully fight a sloth and anything smaller than that You're both floating in space, in spacesuits
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blight rhino posted:How can you say in order, but only have it be a button poll. am i dumb You're over complicating this by a mile. Look at each animal listed. Could you win in a fight? Next. Not in order. Not at once. Not in a cage match. Just, as it says. "Can you win in a fight against X"
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No human on earth could take a kangaroo, are you loving insane? That said there isn't a bird alive I couldn't kill with one kick.
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May 14, 2021 23:42
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You can pull the ol’ “hold his mouth closed and rub his belly until he falls asleep” on the croc and then drop a Macho Man elbow right on his stupid flat head.
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May 14, 2021 23:43
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Yes, I'm aware that ostriches exist, I'm also aware of their massive, easily snapped necks.
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Big Beef City posted:You're over complicating this by a mile. I NEED THE DETAILS. But, that's fair. I'm still going kangaroo, since at least they're not ambush predators. Still confused about the snake/monkey folks.
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Who What Now posted:No human on earth could take a kangaroo, are you loving insane? 
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Toadvine posted:A chimp also has hands on his feet so while you've possibly immobilized his arms he's still got ten finger-toes wrapped firmly around your vine and grapes
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May 14, 2021 23:49
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Even though for millions of years we've proven ourselves the dominate species we still have that pay-per-view attitude of "could we take X species again mano-a-mano?" attitude about us. And I think that's beautiful in a Jerry Springer kind of way.
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May 14, 2021 23:52
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I put your mom in a figure four last night, OP.
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Who What Now posted:Yes, I'm aware that ostriches exist, I'm also aware of their massive, easily snapped necks. Pffft, how about a casowary, a psycho chunkier ostrich sized bird that will eagerly disembowel you with its 5 inch dinosaur like claws? Or an emu, a bird which won a war against Australia?
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May 14, 2021 23:54
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No loving Goku option?
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Poohs Packin posted:I put your mom in a figure four last night, OP. Nice sloppy seconds, I got the mandible claw in for hours
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Who What Now posted:Yes, I'm aware that ostriches exist, I'm also aware of their massive, easily snapped necks. You must be trolling Ostriches could hurt you with a kick and cassowaries have this like 6-in long scimitar talon on their foot and they're going to kick you and that's it you're done you have to get lucky to win.
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I think I could only get maybe I could get four on that list. Any person that thinks bare handed they could defeat a gorilla or a lion in a fight is literally the word I can't say anymore in GBS. Fight me
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May 14, 2021 23:59
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I tap out at large dog and even that would require a fair fight.
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I assume we're not allowed to use weapons? On that list, I could probably take a large dog. They really only have their mouth as a real danger to you. Their claws aren't razor sharp like a cat's. I base this on 8 years of play wrestling my 95 lbs lab/shep mix. I assume a wolf could just throw me off its back much easier.
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Weka posted:Pffft, how about a casowary, a psycho chunkier ostrich sized bird that will eagerly disembowel you with its 5 inch dinosaur like claws? This ^^^ Some conservationists in the UK protested the cull as "extermination of the rare emu". Heh. Now, "According to the IUCN their conservation status is of 'least concern'. In Australia there are between 625,000 to 725,000 wild emus. Globally they have been farmed for their meat, leather and oil." E: I went for Snake. Depends on the snake. Not sure about a Brown Snake. Can you pick up a stick or are you in a glass box with the animal? Blow fucked around with this message at 00:33 on May 15, 2021 |
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May 15, 2021 00:24
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Reckon I could take a squatch or two
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how strong is the mouse?
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May 15, 2021 01:04
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I want to know the unarmed strategy against an elephant or lion
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Mouse is just really really fast, and humans would just give up and surrender to it after gettin all tuckered out
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