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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Sci-Fi Wi-Fi > science fiction quotes but about a dick
 
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCnBQb7NeM

* # ¿ May 26, 2021 11:51
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
Commence docking.

* # ¿ May 31, 2021 16:14
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
What an interesting smell you discovered!

* # ¿ Jun 2, 2021 00:10
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.

* # ¿ Jun 3, 2021 00:27
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
At that speed are you sure you can pull out in time?

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2021 15:44
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
Punch it, Chewie!

* # ¿ Aug 20, 2022 01:36
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
Who’s scruffy looking?

* # ¿ Oct 19, 2022 02:00
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
this feels wrong

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret
I like to keep this handy, for close encounters

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