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Apr 25, 2024 06:27
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- Escape From Noise
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Weren't they also rejected in the UK for being EUROPEAN?
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May 19, 2021 07:15
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- cruft
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Postin from the terlet 10/10 would shitpost again
Also we need a gangtag for the people that crank the bidet pressure all the way up. Pressure wash that donut errday
The new bidet is much lower pressure than the old one. But, surprisingly, I'm getting just as clean.
Apparently I'd been power washing my butthole this whole time and didn't realize it!
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May 19, 2021 16:13
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I have my washlet set to 10 and frankly if you're not scouring the poop out of your bottom, are you even living? You are not you are dead and decaying.
Quoted for hard truths, hard as the water stream hammering away at my rear end from my bidet.
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May 19, 2021 17:34
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- cruft
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Pondering the stations of the cross while undergoing the martyrdoms of the rear end.
Bumper sticker idea:
POOPIN 4 JESUS
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May 19, 2021 19:49
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What Would Jesus Doo?
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May 19, 2021 19:50
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- Ventral EggSac
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take this snickers,
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May 19, 2021 20:53
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- cruft
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Had to poo at a public toilet today and now my butthole is bleeding from my attempt to not have poo in my underwear afterwards.
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Jun 27, 2021 23:02
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jun 27, 2021 23:40
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- cruft
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my parents replaced all the toilets in their home to those airline suction ones and now all their waste is just flung into space
Are you posting from a space ship? You have to tell us if you are.
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Jun 28, 2021 04:08
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- selan dyin
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the poor mans bidet is simply going #2 just before u take a shower
+points for one of them showerheads with the precision mode for blasting youre bunghole
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Jun 28, 2021 06:46
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oh, you must be the gangster of love I've been hearing so much about. It's nice to meet you, Maurice.
lmbo'd
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Jun 28, 2021 07:02
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- FutonForensic
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would be cool if bidets could be configured to shoot liquids other than water: vinegar, Sierra mist, gasoline. toto, consider my proposal
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Jun 28, 2021 11:33
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- Finger Prince
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would be cool if bidets could be configured to shoot liquids other than water: vinegar, Sierra mist, gasoline. toto, consider my proposal
Soda Stream collab. Imagine how fancy it would feel to get your butthole cleansed with sparkling water.
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Jun 28, 2021 12:21
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Hot green tea or gtfo.
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Jun 28, 2021 13:13
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Jun 28, 2021 13:30
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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making a deposit
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Jun 28, 2021 15:57
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- selan dyin
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posting atop the commode
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Jun 30, 2021 00:07
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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pls let us know if everything comes out alright 
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Jun 30, 2021 00:13
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- selan dyin
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pls let us know if everything comes out alright
can confirm
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Jun 30, 2021 00:21
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Talk about "logging on"!
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Apr 25, 2024 06:27
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I need more power!
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