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Somehow aliens being real will make things worse for people who aren't disgustingly wealthy
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 14:51 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:01 |
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Bideo James posted:we dont even know what lies beyond the heliopause Seeing the space kids graduate, space retirement, then a space nursing home
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 21:59 |
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bring a radar and a FLIR for this uap-rear end phenomenon
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# ¿ May 18, 2021 01:56 |
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Gods_Butthole posted:I get a lot of plasma bubbles after eating a big bowl of spicy chili swamp gas
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 21:59 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:99% sure its crazy brain poo poo but I've weirdly been waiting for this to happen and a lot of recent ufo stuff has odd parallels with some deeply personal experiences and events and environment/circumstance defies a lot of explanations. I have never had a taste for ufo stuff outside of a brief time in the late 90s as a kiddo but idk I've been waiting for disclosure personally or broadly for a while now same, I used to watch Sightings on the Sci Fi channel and then the dude from that show became the newsman on mah teevee but oddly enough since he stopped doing that i stopped caring about little green men (until recently)
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 00:17 |
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wouldn't it have been easier to just say the roni was a chinese bioweapon if the MIC wanted to turn up the heat?
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 07:03 |
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Mola Yam posted:do u think the martian fungius is psychoactive I think it's probably rocks covered by pebbles that blow around in the limited martian wind.
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 06:24 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Also Bob Lazar is a transparent charlatan who realized that he seemed like a stereotypical engineer nerd and decided to run with it. The idea that you could do a Ph.D. in the 70s at MIT and not have people remember you is ridiculous. Did the military erase every photo, or every publication with his name on it. His major professor was just sworn to absolute secrecy? Bob Lazar thought he saw a UFO in a hangar at a secret military lab, bit it was only the planet Venus.
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 14:17 |
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PawParole posted:yeah, if you tortured the average dominos employee dude and stole away his adopted niece and gave his best friend cancer, I don't think they would be off the DM-5. It would have been nice if the poster could actually communicate consistently, like how there are either thousands or millions of inhabited planets but only seven (7) precisely have any religion. Or maybe talk more about the interesting stuff (like the experience with the technology, what they watched the videos on, how they got onto the ship, what the aliens looked like), instead of their own mental health problems (join the club).
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 20:27 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:That's what makes it good folklore. It has to be weird and the lines connecting discrete parts of it have to be obscured or leave a lot to the reader's imagination. The part about religion and religious experiences and deja vu somehow being key to understanding the nature of the universe, which is a simulation but isn't because the aliens are certain that's not the right way to describe it even if they can't do a better job, is so weird and unexpected that it's 100% perfect as something that sticks in your mind as you try to resolve it into sense. That's the aesthetic experience of the sublime and I love it. It definitely doesn't help the cause of understanding what the gently caress these things actually are when people who clearly seem to be having mental health issues, or just straight up making things up, are the heroes carrying the torch. Every time somebody gets attention for saying crazy, unverifiable stuff that makes for intriguing fiction, it's one step backward for taking a scientific approach to the subject. "Oh, I can't remember what the actual name of the aliens is, but here's what it translates to" yeah okay. If these UAPs or UFOs or whatever are actually aliens like they seem to be, I want to know. I think people deserve to know. Maybe there's some fun to be had along the way but intentionally providing bad data, or poo poo data, upsets me
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 21:07 |
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I thought I saw a UFO once but it was just the planet Venus
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 21:43 |
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lol i wanna see diane feinstein try to talk to the aliens about what life was like when she was a little girl
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# ¿ May 25, 2021 22:00 |
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I think 95% of abduction stories are probably just sleep paralysis experienced by somebody who doesn't know what it is and can't explain it. Just like 95% of UFO sightings are just the planet Venus.
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 16:46 |
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Can I choose to pay my taxes to the aliens instead of the government since the government is weak as gently caress?
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 15:20 |
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:where's this darn report Space dog ate it, and there was a death in the galactic family.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 17:17 |
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Pack it in, militarailures
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 14:37 |
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"Somebody is violating our airspace with impunity and has been for decades so we completely ignored it" wow ok cool
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 14:39 |
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I'm not a fighter pilot but I do know if you lock on a friendly plane your plane will tell you that you are loving up big-time.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 05:21 |
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Sushi The Kid posted:Anyone else remember that thread in GBS way back when like 10+ years ago, where the OP was posting as a alien. Fun thread. Yo I remember that well, it was Mr. Boone from fuckin Ulanth dude...haven't been able to find the original thread via the "tools" available on SA but if somebody can get a link I would love to read that again.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 04:07 |
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Very credible sources are telling me the report will drop tomorrow. Read this post every day until it does.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 19:16 |
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where the gently caress is the new content, corbell? release some more lovely videos let's go
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2021 00:04 |
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Horrorosaurus posted:Alright fine since this is exactly what's wrong with the discussion: where does the US government say UFOs are real? I assume we are talking space alien UFOs here. Where did this come from? Let's not talk old presidents on talk shows, let's talk official sources. "What is true, and I'm actually being serious here, is that there are, there's footage and records of objects in the skies, that we don't know exactly what they are. We can't explain how they moved, their trajectory. They did not have an easily explainable pattern. And so, you know, I think that people still take seriously trying to investigate and figure out what that is." He said that in May on James Cordon's show go watch it on fuckin yootoob Nobody said it's aliens yet but they say it's not us and it probably isn't Russia or China all the time. Whether you want to believe the DoD is another issue but they are saying this for some reason.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 23:09 |
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Russia and China have been violating US airspace with impunity for 70 years, disabling nukes and generally causing all kinds of havoc with tech 100 to 1000 years more advanced than the US, and anybody who reported it was drummed out of the military and forced to go on History Channel shows talking about how Skinny Bob built the pyramids to pay the mortgage.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 14:32 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:So goddamned bored. Hoarded by government officials, like every other good thing
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 16:29 |
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Can you imagine if the military saw these things all the time and never applied the tried-and-true trick of overwhelming violence against one?
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 02:10 |
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humans are an ancient spacefaring race, and humanity on earth is an experiment to see how hosed up and stupid we are
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 05:13 |
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beam me the gently caress up, scotty.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 06:52 |
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Google Butt posted:if the aliens said hey anyone that wants to come to our home planet can but we wont tell you anything about it and you can't come back would you That's how you end up in the fourth stimpire my dude
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 07:08 |
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They came in peace
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 00:46 |
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lets give the aliens covid and have them take it back to their home planet
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 06:09 |
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First question: have any attempts been made to communicate with these phenomena. Second question: is the data stored on CDs or tapes.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 17:11 |
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"We don't know what they are and we don't give a poo poo either."
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 18:53 |
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They might as well have not released that report. Six months for nine pages. No data, no evidence. SAD!
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 01:32 |
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the government is even more pathetic than i realized
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 04:31 |
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my bony fealty posted:listening to the Podcast UFO ep with Elizondo and the host gently asks "could you be a disinformation agent?" and Lue gets extremely defensive (including about the idea that US intelligence would ever employ disinfo against American citizens) and likens asking that question to "a form of racism" he signed an NDA, just like Mike Bloomberg's secretary
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 04:39 |
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Bullfrog posted:re: demons, there are tons of trad caths on twitter who swarm the mentions of any ufo news to try and convince people that they're demons So you're saying Biden won't be declassifying the demon files?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 19:09 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:you think that video displays evidence of a UFO showing physics breaking flight? Lue Elizondo has said the three videos that have been released are the "least compelling" so we'll see if there's more soon hopefully.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 20:36 |
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UFOs are actually just airborne clutter, sometimes including disks 15-20m in diameter, bell shaped objects or brightly lit orbs. We have filed these under a catch-all "other" category with the birds and plastic bags.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 02:26 |
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PokeJoe posted:i finished xcom2 today for the first time. thanks uaps for inspiring me to finish it so did i...commander.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 19:49 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:01 |
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Rah! posted:he says hes gonna release something tomorrow they came in peace.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 19:54 |