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Derpies posted:Do the aliens tug They tug faster and harder than most puny men can even imagine. It's doubtful most of us will be capable of learning their advanced tugging tech for some decades. Though highly advanced tuggers like you, Derpies,, will soon be bathed in their emanations. Source this guy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q
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Klyith posted:Good reasons for one or more people involved to lie: Your lies are extremely unconvincing. I believe the military personnel, as I bet about everyone here does except you. Spare us another boring repetition pls.
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Hmm, so some of you refuse to even admit the possibility that your fantastic rhetorical spaghetti might not be the solution. As 'rational' skeptics you find it impossible that interstellar aliens could be visiting Earth, and keeping a close eye on our military development by trailing airforce planes and shooting around at high speed observing the latest jets at airshows (hundreds of witnesses). You can't really be this illogical, ignorant and pigheaded, but there is a simpler explanation, which of course we should choose: You are interstellar aliens yourselves, or fellow travelers thereof. The announcement of this truth will of course make you apoplectic with rage, but the truth can't be concealed forever, no matter how much you prevaricate and attempt to distract us from it. You monsters.
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May 19, 2021 06:05
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One day the aliens will reveal themselves in full. We who believed in them will be given unlimited delicious anal probing. The skeptics will still be pursing their lips and clenching their assholes, while the rest of us laugh at them and queue at the saucer boarding ramps for fun, Fun, FUN!
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Big Beef City posted:I'm gonna take a huge dump right in front of the aliens Good on you for wanting to make yourself fully prepared for your anal probe. You'll be well positioned for them to stick it right in after the last turd plops out.   
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rain dogs posted:If aliens are real, I hope they do more than anal probes, because ehh been there, done that, not super into it. Be consoled earthling, the first time leaves you loose as a goose, so your future alien anal probings will be far more pleasurable.
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