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That's just what they want you to think, chump 
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Nah the space aliens will just come down and take you away to a human factory farm on Alpha Centauri.
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May 17, 2021 12:34
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It's obvious that space aliens are reds and wouldn't deal with an openly capitalistic nation
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May 17, 2021 13:13
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They calls it the wormhole, it goes in on one end and comes out the other 
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May 17, 2021 23:03
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May 17, 2021 23:08
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Idk ask David Huggins. Also he drew some alien titties.
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May 17, 2021 23:13
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 https://www.calgaryundergroundfilm....rs_Still_02.jpg
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May 17, 2021 23:18
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No feet pix, can't ascertain if bigfoot or not
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May 18, 2021 13:25
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They're weather balloons but from another dimension
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May 18, 2021 16:21
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It's not aliens it's just wizards practicing illusions
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May 18, 2021 23:08
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What if I told you that "the government" and "the military" are just holographic puppets controlled by the aliens, brought into the human enclosure to show their valued specimen off in a more natural setting
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May 18, 2021 23:37
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...I got nuffin. That would be crazy, that's all 
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May 18, 2021 23:41
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I think you're supposed to apply a thin leaden mask first
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May 18, 2021 23:48
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Wait what's wrong with interdimensional bigfoots?
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May 19, 2021 00:01
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It was Drew's sole mission in life, that was.
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May 19, 2021 13:06
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I'm going to marry the aliens
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May 19, 2021 14:17
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They moved on to astral spaceship now
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May 20, 2021 02:11
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You're gonna get a big foot up your astral plane if you keep going like this, smart rear end
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May 20, 2021 02:15
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Machine elves, son
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May 20, 2021 06:27
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Anyways my uncle works at an alien factory and he brought me a real alien last year
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May 20, 2021 06:28
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Launching another euphoric logical attack against defenceless people of Alpha Centauri, this guy
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May 20, 2021 06:33
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What if all the aliens are lamias heh
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May 21, 2021 18:54
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They're perfectly adapted for 0g environment, with dozens of wire thin limbs and a powerful cloaca providing three dimensional locomotion via expelled gas and fluids
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May 22, 2021 12:52
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I saw a huge sky explosion too, in the middle of the city as I was walking to my afterschool sports practice. Just bigass blueish flash over maybe half the sky, gone in a moment but way bigger than a lightning
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May 23, 2021 00:55
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Bad Purchase posted:Of course they are. It's the law. It's not Martian law 
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May 24, 2021 05:23
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What if from the ghosts perspective we're the ghosts?!? And everytime a poltergeist fucks up your house it's really like a scared house husband trying to evict a rabid raccoon from his living room
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May 24, 2021 20:15
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hemale in pain posted:i think there's a theory that ghosts are from a different dimension and are just slipping through and we could be doing the same thing without knowing it. Maybe in that different dimension things that you think are dumb as poo poo are actually very smart, bucko
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May 24, 2021 21:00
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Scientists: ghosts don't exist Ghosts: boo
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May 24, 2021 21:29
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Idk I bet the sun has a lot of space ghosts in the core, that's what happens when you leave youre gravity well
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May 24, 2021 21:47
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There are no ghost whales or dinosaurs because unlike sinful humans they all go straight into the afterlife
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May 24, 2021 21:51
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Maybe it's alien ghosts then you smartass
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May 24, 2021 23:06
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Where do flesh golems come into this
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May 25, 2021 01:17
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Mostly you ought to be concerned with False Ghosts type 1 and 2. Especially the latter. They're either a look wearing a sheet in order to scare you off for whatever nefarious purposes or a giant hovering bag of deadly spores wearing a sheet as a reproductive strategy.
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May 25, 2021 04:00
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Maybe those non-existent Soviet minisubs were alien subs, boom
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May 26, 2021 22:06
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Those are probin' lights
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May 27, 2021 13:09
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Maybe they are alien robots with extra hard brains and soft skulls
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May 31, 2021 12:23
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Just lol if you think that any civilization able to conquer space would still care about colonialism
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Jun 4, 2021 05:22
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500excf type r posted:Well UFOs have been documented for a few thousand years so they might not technically pre date china but I'd be quite surprised if it was either of them Maybe that ancient Chinese emperor who ascended to heavens on a rocket throne has survived and built an advanced base on the dark side of the moon... And now, thousands of years later,
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Jun 4, 2021 16:05
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They are mystical fire birds and the US military wants to catch one in order to force it to give them their wish
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I bet there's intelligent life out there but it's like rocks or stars that operate on a time scale 1000 times slower than us and don't want to do anything with meat monsters
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