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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

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Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

I’m looking into buying a bow flex myself

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Hah hah very funny TLD you say.. we ALL know what Chris Did.... unless? Hear me out on this one.

>He didn't own a bow flex
> 3 bibles in his house? really? Chris notoriously could barely read above a first grade level
> His wife Nancy may have already been killed when he got home, along with his son, or perhaps his wife killed his son? This was never investigated.
>Chris in his grief took his own life.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Not to make light of an (allegedly) serious situation, but would a man as supposedly brain damaged and roided out have the compassion to put the dogs up? It doesn't add up.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Idk I'm unconvinced

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

yea ok posted:

Not to make light of an (allegedly) serious situation, but would a man as supposedly brain damaged and roided out have the compassion to put the dogs up? It doesn't add up.

exactly... something doesn't add up, I'm not saying he didn't do it (actually I am saying that) but he didn't do it

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
chris benoit would not miss a chance to wrestle cm punk for the legendary ecw world championship

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Kevin Sullivan is still at large

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Plutonis posted:

Kevin Sullivan is still at large

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

the man loved the sport of pro wrestling and i'm sorry that the police and society couldn't handle that

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
someone post paradolex.txt

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
I just hate seeing someone framed for something they didn’t do

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
My first thought when I heard about the crime was: "An athlete of that caliber would have nothing to prove by beating such easy opponents."

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

That Little Demon posted:

I just hate seeing someone framed for something they didn’t do

especially when he can't even defend himself

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

He never should have bought son of sams dog

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

It’s all a work

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-dYZcAzSM

everyone needs to educate themselves before posting any further ITT

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Kevin Sullivan used black magic to pilot Chris Benoit like a jockey piloting a horse

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Plutonis posted:

Kevin Sullivan is still at large

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Rey Mysterio did it.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Rick posted:

Rey Mysterio did it.

it was pretty obviously Kevin Sullivan and possibly the entire Dungeon of Doom

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


yea ok posted:

Not to make light of an (allegedly) serious situation, but would a man as supposedly brain damaged and roided out have the compassion to put the dogs up? It doesn't add up.

"the dogs are in the enclosed pool area

the kid? eh... don't worry about it"

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Chris Benoit was the first victim of cancel culture

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Plutonis posted:

Kevin Sullivan is still at large

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


kevin sullivan is like 5'5, "at large" is a misleading description

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Possible Suspects:

- Kevin Sullivan
- Rey Mysterio
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- Canadian CIA

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Plutonis posted:

Possible Suspects:

- Kevin Sullivan
- Rey Mysterio
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- Canadian CIA

They need to find the real killer

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

obviously they were close because of their connections to eddie guerrero but chavo was on a much lower tier in the hierarchy of wrestlers, beneath benoit, eddie, and their other friends. yet chavo received all the important texts from benoit like the one about the dogs. who would have actually been close enough to chavo to send those kind of texts? chavo senior. he isn't at large because of passing away. He was the oldest WWE cruiserweight champion of all time.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


That Little Demon posted:

They need to find the real killer

OJ did this but didn't do the other one

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

They need to find the real killer

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


saw one of these at sears once and i knew it was looking at me weird

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021

Plutonis posted:

Kevin Sullivan is still at large

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

the double murder suicide would have never happened if paul london had just let benoit and jamie noble jerk off in a closet while watching him gently caress a waitress

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Ringo Roadagain posted:

the double murder suicide would have never happened if paul london had just let benoit and jamie noble jerk off in a closet while watching him gently caress a waitress

it didn't happen... at least the way they said it did

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

it didn't happen... at least the way they said it did

wait was it self defense?

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Ringo Roadagain posted:

was it self defense?

the going theory is maybe nancy did it and chris killed himself out of grief

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Ringo Roadagain posted:

wait was it self defense?

david activated his latent wolverine genes, there was nothing else that could be done

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your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


Kevin Sullivan is a murderer and I don't know how to accept that

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