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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
please dont ignore that the thread title says "safe". animals cant reliably tuck or untuck their heads and wrestling moves are a 2 party effort

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the atomic drop

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
yeah thats a good one thanks

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

My kitty gets the chokeslam cause you can keep a hand on her back on the lift for support. Then belly scritches for the finisher.

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

That Little Demon posted:

elbow drops for sure

yup

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Can you do a Tarantula on a tarantula? I'd like to try.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Spinebuster (on a bed)

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Razors Edge (onto bed)

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

i gave the kitty ten in the corner earlier

they were kisses on the head instead of punches but she hated it anyway

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
a safe move to do on your cat or dog is the back rake, because their skin is very loose compared to ours.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

cattle mutilation can probably work on a cat if you tire it out first, but DO NOT do it to a dog

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sometimes cats famously put themselves into lex lurger's "the torture rack" on their human. it feels good for them

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
if you have a pet snake, you can manipulate them into the shape of a figure four. this is harmless to them. only do it when the snake is cold, of course.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Shayna Baszler posted:

if you have a pet snake, you can manipulate them into the shape of a figure four. this is harmless to them. only do it when the snake is cold, of course.

w-what happens to a Hot Snake

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
F5ing my 70 year old tortoise through a table

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

w-what happens to a Hot Snake

a hot snake is a not particularly pleasant style of poop. you can figure out why not to do a figure four on it

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ol yeller posted:

F5ing my 70 year old tortoise through a table

it probably doesnt doesnt even feel it. thats badass

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Inverted Death Valley Driver should be fine to perform on a gerbil

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
They aren't pets but I do the big swing (NL Special) to my younger nephew all the time. He loves it

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Malcolm Excellent posted:

They aren't pets but I do the big swing (NL Special) to my younger nephew all the time. He loves it
That reminds me of the time when my older cousins 3Ded me through a table on fire.

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021
stone Cold stunner + flipping off and yelling in the face of my stuffed pickachu when I was 6

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Bobby Lashley's The Hurt Lock.

fucked-up birthday
Sep 7, 2006


i use the iron claw on my dog sometimes but she refuses to sell it

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
this is a good thread. was gonna say maybe a loosely applied style rest chin lock

i think i did a super slow shotgun knee thing that kenta does once to mine

in theory u could airplane spin a cat

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
i usually do the inverted too sweet to give my cat a treat as its the most convenient way to get it in his mouth without him lunging and scraping my skin off trying to get it

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

take the moon posted:

i usually do the inverted too sweet to give my cat a treat as its the most convenient way to get it in his mouth without him lunging and scraping my skin off trying to get it

That's a taunt not a move. If you get a friend to assist in performing the Magic Killer on your car, it would qualify though.

Content: Magic Killer

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
accidentally hit the cat with a shining wizard because it left a toy mouse on the stairs

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Alaois posted:

the atomic drop

Only if the dog sells it like Rick Rude

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

piledriver

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Kokeshi

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

That Little Demon posted:

having a big dog only:

- hold your arms like you are preparing for a stone cold stunner and the dog will come running (hes a jobber)
- proceed to give the dog the stunner

yep

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
learned today you can 100% scoop powerslam a cat right into his cat bed, safely and legally

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
well actually "safely" since the fat f*ck tried to sandbag me but im way too powerful

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


you could probably gorilla press a cat and he'd be fine

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


I wouldn't cat press a gorilla though, mostly because I don't know what a cat press is

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

It's when you crawl on the gorilla's chest and gently knead it with your paws. Very unsafe

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



You can easily Vader bomb a sleeping cat or dog.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

enclosing them outside around the pool until Chavo can come get them

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

this move looks safe

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Cavauro posted:

this move looks safe



He's slapping the thigh, so it's probably safe.

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