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What E3 announcement are you most looking forward to?
This poll is closed.
Star Citizen suddenly released 14 6.36%
Nintendo unveils the Switch Pro, Metroid Prime 4 is exclusive 27 12.27%
Bethesda announces Fallout 5, Todd somehow entirely forgets about Elder Scrolls 6 and is surprised to be asked about it by interviewers 32 14.55%
Bowsette is real and thinks you're doing okay 121 55.00%
Square Enix retroactively cancels your least favorite Final Fantasy game 26 11.82%
Total: 220 votes
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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The problem with Dishonored is that it's way too easy to accidentally kill people but no way to unkill them, which there should be for both morality + entertainment purposes.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


hatty posted:

The nonexistent people seem pretty lucky tbh

I agree, so many unborn scrubs who will never get owned by my immaculate Ivy. An inconvenience for me, a lifetime of shame prevented for them.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Labo now incompatible with Switch Pro models, gotta reup on your $50 hunks of cardboad.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


MechaSeinfeld posted:

I think he’d like it

Not enough food pictures or gaudy collector edition humblebrags.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Are people just img posting onto a template or does this come from a website somewhere.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Blazin' hot takes coming through (FFX-2 is not really a guilty pleasure because I have no shame but it's the closest to the spirit of the question).

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


hatty posted:

When gamefaqs dies thousands of my terrible preteen posts go with it. God bless

Ugh, just had a horribly intrusive memory of my thousands of speculative posts on nietzschean eternal recurrence in the Xenosaga series.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Truly cursed that Star Ocean got a remaster before Skies of Arcadia.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Columbine ruined being able to shoot your own friends in the face in Perfect Dark.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Not even the first farm level Yuji Naka's put in a game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF726gXNNmE

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


These gender reveal parties are just getting more and more elaborate.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


More like Watch Its Sales Tank.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


A device with 0 availability and 0 games, yet impossibly in demand. The robber barons of the last century couldn't have dreamed of a more perfect scenario.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Bosses are what I like most about Souls games, it's the everything trying to kill you every 10 feet that annoys me.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Imagine if the SA forums were as gamified as that... “read 10 user posts to completion” uhhhh *sweats profusely*

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


One day they'll merge Beyond: Two Souls, Condemned: Criminal Origins, and Murdered: Soul Suspect into one Subtitled: Vague Noun trilogy.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Kinda bug and kinda jacked

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Jay Rust posted:

Having now listened to half of one weezer song, I agree, they’re very sonic (the hedgehog), not super sure what that means but it’s true

Still around somehow despite not having released anything good in 25 years?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


When I was in high school I was super into nerdy cerebral progrock like Porcupine Tree, but now I realize that the real big-brained thoughts come from queer dance pop.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Barry Convex posted:

Planet of Lana looks cool

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1608230/Planet_of_Lana/

otherwise, this Summer Game Fest kickoff sucks. feels like all the interesting stuff is being saved for other events

I liked that and Solar Ash. Otherwise that’s pretty much it.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


At last, an easy choice in which my personal consumption habits in no way conflict with the politics of its creator. Whoops, I mean a brave and principled stand.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I'm playing Guilty Gear Strive which I'm already counting as finished because the story mode is just a 4 hour anime and I factually did beat a non-zero number of opponents online. So far in 2021 I have completed:

- Trials of Mana Remake
- Foregone
- Resident Evil Village
- Guilty Gear Strive

Up next: Kena Bridge of Spirits on August 24th.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Pinkerton was good.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Typical goons, arguing over a complete naan issue. :rolleyes:

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Incredibly any pasta sauce comes out pretty good when you dump an entire block of feta into it.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


12 Minutes and A Plague Tale 2 look cool, 2/30 ain't bad as far as these showcases go.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The worst is when the matchmaker serves you up a nice juicy Lvl 1 Chipp to annihilate and the connection craps out before you can even get into the game.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Fourth wall breaks are the final refuge of the bad writer.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


mutata posted:

This includes Kojima then.

More like the first refuge but otherwise true.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Eliza was good.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I S-Ranked all of Mania in SOR4 prenerf so I’ve graduated from having to care about souls fans frankly pedestrian opinions on game difficulty.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Rarity posted:

But for reals though apart from Chaos what's been the big E3 news? (I've seen the Elden Ring and Starfield trailers)

Plague Tale 2!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7KHZE27V8

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


We're one step closer to Chloe Price for Smash.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I liked the scene where Jacob Gyllenhall was running from ice like it was a slasher movie.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Harrow posted:

Yeah, this is an interesting perspective on Souls-like death systems. Those often get framed as something really harsh/punishing (you have to go get back your lost souls before they're gone forever!!!) when in actuality it's nicer than a traditional save point system. The alternative is that all of your progress gets reset to the last time you saved--not just EXP, but the items you got, too, and doors you opened, and things like that. Souls-like games maintain all of that progress and also give you the chance to get back your EXP/currency, too.

Auto saves were more or less ubiquitous in AAA games by the time Dark Souls came out and people aren’t gonna compare the save system to something that came out 15 years ago, they’re gonna compare it to the last thing they played.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I have a really vivid memory of standing at the Jamaica train platform on one of the coldest days I've ever seen in New York City, listening to some little kid play the first 5 seconds to Crank That on his phone for what felt like 30 minutes.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Surprisingly, people who spend all their time on twitter often think things said on twitter are very important.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Ky Ram and Gio themes are top tier.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Guilty Gear Strive has saved 2021 from being the Year of No Games to a Year of At Least One Pretty Good Game.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


M. Night Shamalamadingdong! :D

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