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the fourth dimension is an illusion. a false construct, cretated out of vapors by a society that wants you to believe things can happen "before" or "after" a thing. all time is meaningless. existence is a parallel cohabitation, given artificial reins by the idea that one can live in 2021 or 1021, but not both. senescence is a lie. birth is a pageant. all of us have been always, and will always be. you must oppose the sequentialist propaganda of nerv and seele. have you ever met a mushroom who knows what year it is? there is nothing holding you back from diving into the endless pool that is the understanding of the meaninglessness of time. that had a lot of s's. and that had twice as many s's as i expected. this appears to be a stable loop so let's break it. then again, loops imply time, which is not real. I almost died once. I passed out and hit my head on the corner of a bathroom sink, and I got the DMT rush. I saw the light and it actually looked exactly like that Tool album cover. I was annoyed at how closely they nailed it. I recently almost died again, it was pretty stressful. A different sort though. Now I eat sauteed cod and calrose rice five nights a week, which to be fair is pretty loving blessed. Rice cooker changed my life in September or so. Use the cup, load it up, water fill and go. The tick lets you know dinner's ready. You can do veg on top, too. Those lovely $1 bags of mixed corn and broccoli at Kroger? Toss one on your rice cooker and just wait. It does the timer through god damned magic. Well, I know the science, but I like to think it's magic. Rice is so god damned good. You know what rice doesn't have a concept of? Time. Which is good, because time is fake.
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Jonny 290 posted:I passed out and hit my head on the corner of a bathroom sink this is how joe scarbougough's mistress died in his office when he was a congressman. they ruled no foul play.
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Jun 3, 2021 07:14
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time is as real as up, down, left, right, forward, and backward op. hth
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slightly less afraid of death now knowing that the last thing I'll get is maynard yelling GOD drat, poo poo THE BED
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Jun 3, 2021 07:23
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Jonny 290 posted:Which is good, because time is fake. In the sentence before this you were talking about using a timer, you're all over the place on this one
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In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The marshmallow time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much boring feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar. Children will be blessed for Kissing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation. Practicing Boring ONEness - UponEarth Of Quadrants. Boring Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother She Left Belly B. Signature. Every Priest Has Ma Sign But Lies To Honor Unicorns. Belly B. Proves 4 Corners. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) marshmallow time. Lie that corrupts earth you educated brilliant fools. GoBelly-Button Logic Works. When Do Teenagers Die? Adults Eat Teenagers Alive, No Record Of Their Death. Father Son Image, Not Gods. Every Man Born Of Woman. Belly-Button Is the Signature Of Your Personal Creator - I Believe Her Name Mama. Pastor Told His Flock That God Created All Of Them - Truth Was That They All had Mama Made Belly Buttons, Church Was Full Of Liars. Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong. Einstein Was ONEist Brain. Try My Belly-Button Logic. No God Knows About 4 Days, It Is Boring To Ignore 4 Days, Does Your Teacher Know ? Fraudulent ONEness of religious academia has retarded your opposite rationale brain to a half brain slave. YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS - FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH, THEY ALREADY EXIST. 4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION. 4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS. 4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS. TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE ONEness OF GOD IS STILLness DEATH. YOU WERE ONEness RETARD ON THE EARTH OPPOSITES ALL YOUR LIFE. LOVE OF GOD IS HATE OF CHILDREN. SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4 SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION. CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE - AND SHALL BE CELEBRATED.
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Jun 3, 2021 07:38
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Jonny 290 posted:that had a lot of s's. and that had twice as many s's as i expected. Sounds like you're using a macbook with those lovely butterfly keys.
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Jun 3, 2021 07:58
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god drat I hate those keys
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Jun 3, 2021 08:32
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fake news
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time is a precious resource and if people keep using it some day we'll run out
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Jonny 290 posted:I passed out and hit my head on the corner of a bathroom sink Oh so this mean you gon', you gon' Swatch it on 'em?
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Jun 3, 2021 10:40
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us naval observatory master clock, at the tone, eastern daylight time, 6 hours, 27 minutes, exactly
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80085 on the calculator level of thinking itt
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time is a scam to sell more clocks
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coreutils date is so much nicer to use than bsd date imo
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sorry i dont have time to read that op
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faxlore posted:In 1884, meridian time personnel met hell, same.
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SpaceAceJase posted:80085 on the calculator level of thinking itt heh. the sex number.
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time is the inherent consequence of matter moving through space or something
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actually time is four balls on the edfe of a cliff
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actually time is your mom
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*brazen head voice* TIME IS. TIME WAS. TIME IS UR MUM.
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President Beep posted:*brazen head voice* TIME IS. TIME WAS. TIME IS UR MUM. idgi
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fart simpson posted:idgi yeah it was not a good post https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friar_Bacon_and_Friar_Bungay
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President Beep posted:yeah it was not a good post literally the only reason i know about this is because of the excellent comedy show 'Upstart Crow' a+
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President Beep posted:actually time is four balls on the edfe of a cliff time is a cube
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Bored Online posted:time is a cube If you would acknowledge simple existing math proof that 4 harmonic corner days rotate simultaneously around squared equator and cubed Earth, proving 4 Days, Not 1Day,1Self,1Earth or 1God that exists only as anti-side. This page you see - cannot exist without its anti-side existence, as +0- antipodes. Add +0- as One = nothing.
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Jun 5, 2021 01:54
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jeez talk about a guy who made all his money and peaced out faster than anyone else
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Time is big-endian
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As in, it’s gonna endian soon
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more like bell endian
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President Beep posted:more like bell endian lol
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ah, the tradegy! all of ops timelines inevitably curved towards his own rear end in a top hat... after the publication of his stupid thesis,
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I wish I could figure out a way to display UNIX time as an alternative time zone on the Windows clock (like how you can have it show UTC or whatever when you mouse over).
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Schadenboner posted:I wish I could figure out a way to display UNIX time as an alternative time zone on the Windows clock (like how you can have it show UTC or whatever when you mouse over). when is it unix time? nice to see you, btw.
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President Beep posted:when is it unix time? I guess all the way until 2038-01-19 03:14:07? 
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Schadenboner posted:I guess all the way until 2038-01-19 03:14:07? hate to break this to you but the year 19 was a long rear end time ago.
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President Beep posted:hate to break this to you but the year 19 was a long rear end time ago. Don't even joke about ISO 8601 noncompliance.
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