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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
here's your tim thread to shitpost in during the live event

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

god bless

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

remember probing cremnob minutes before apple events? :allears:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
some cringey af fake messages

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


haveblue posted:

some cringey af fake messages

Just imagine, that was somebody's job for at least two weeks, writing up every one of those.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
give me a m2 macbook pro, tim apple

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



this is a smart demonstration of why being able to customise things is actually a bad idea

people are dumb and bad

Fatal Error
Feb 13, 2013

by sebmojo

neutral milf hotel posted:

give me a m2 macbook pro, tim apple

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



LanceHunter posted:

Just imagine, that was somebody's job for at least two weeks, writing up every one of those.

i have written cornier copy for work videos, tbh :shobon:

neutral milf hotel posted:

give me a m2 macbook pro, tim apple

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i have the stream muted until the "comedy" bit is over

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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apple store still open, not a good sign, unless they finally fixed that

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Agile Vector posted:

i have written cornier copy for work videos, tbh :shobon:

do you still stand by this

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



fake tim cook is cooler than real tim cook

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
wtf

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



oh no, they actually came up with something worse. incredible.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



haveblue posted:

do you still stand by this

after that opening video? no

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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poty posted:

i have the stream muted until the "comedy" bit is over

Smart, because I didn't and now I have managed to cringe myself inside-out.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Apple trying to reinforce the idea that developers have terrible ideas and need to rely on Apple to curate them properly

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

LanceHunter posted:

Smart, because I didn't and now I have managed to cringe myself inside-out.

i muted when they started the musical bit, saved myself from most of the pain

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
i thought it was cute, but some folks gotta be hardcore i guess

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

I like all the corny poo poo

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
apps apps apps apps apps!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
kinda weird that apple made a faux musical about 'bugs' resemble the real musical Rent

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



lol reinventing group ichat video

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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rtx voice for facetime

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



rjmccall posted:

i thought it was cute, but some folks gotta be hardcore i guess

the magical code solution part is a trope I do not like, but the earlier parts were fine

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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facetime in the browser!

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
oh cool, facetime web

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

oh poo poo web based facetime calls

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
facetime is now slightly better

those who used it will continue to use it
those who didn't use it will continue not using it

edit: actually the zoom-like web functionality is nice

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Perplx posted:

rtx voice for facetime

this plus zoom web lol

facetime for android in the browser, how about them apples

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
when is that facetime open standard coming

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



u can open it in a standard browser

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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i'm expecting facetime for web not to be end to end encrypted and forwarded directly to the fbi

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

neutral milf hotel posted:

kinda weird that apple made a faux musical about 'bugs' resemble the real musical Rent

lol

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Perplx posted:

i'm expecting facetime for web not to be end to end encrypted and forwarded directly to the fbi

its end to end encrypted just the :nsa: is one of the ends

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Shareplay looks cool for group video watch parties

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Perplx posted:

i'm expecting facetime for web not to be end to end encrypted and forwarded directly to the fbi

apple, noted friend of the fbi

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Kangra posted:

Apple trying to reinforce the idea that developers have terrible ideas and need to rely on Apple to curate them properly

This video was actually part of their legal testimony against Epic

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Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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FCKGW posted:

apple, noted friend of the fbi

icloud messages is not E2EE, it could of been if they wanted

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