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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





Post things from anime that would make wrestling better. I'll start:

Mechs
Goku
Those shots where the background is just a bunch of motion lines
New backstage interview segment: polar bears Cafe

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



when ppl get killed in anime. X-ecution

Insertnamehere31
Jan 22, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.



Beach episodes

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





Insertnamehere31 posted:

Beach episodes

WCW knew what was up.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

Cherry blossoms falling to show that two wrestlers are in love.

Jinji Ito.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010





Huge fuckin nerds whose lives revolve entirely around one form of entertainment

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010



4:3 aspect ratio

Insertnamehere31
Jan 22, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.



Powering up by standing in place and screaming

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

a cyborg mug posted:

Huge fuckin nerds whose lives revolve entirely around one form of entertainment

Only real freaks watch NJPW dubbed. Subs are for the distinguished wrestlegoon.

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010



jojo posing

fucked-up birthday
Sep 7, 2006


Insertnamehere31 posted:

Powering up by standing in place and screaming

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef Lw iin zafer!




hammerspace, so they don't have to rummage around under the ring forever in search of plunder

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef Lw iin zafer!




more of this



(except without billy, if possible)

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


-be a cartoon

Insertnamehere31
Jan 22, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.



Filler episodes where they go eat ramen or chase down an orangutan that stole their hat

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef Lw iin zafer!




fusion dance working for real

https://i.imgur.com/njevCFq.mp4

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



more kota ibushi

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!


Yes songs

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

dub over all the non-english promos

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006


gas

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

hi c:



Uh, people....
Wrestling already is an anime......

Let me go on a 9623 word well reasoned explanation about how the storytelling of shonen anime and pro wrestling are exactly the same.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef Lw iin zafer!




IGgy IGsen posted:

Uh, people....
Wrestling already is an anime......

Let me go on a 9623 word well reasoned explanation about how the storytelling of shonen anime and pro wrestling are exactly the same.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005



Insertnamehere31 posted:

Powering up by standing in place and screaming

Power auras

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

hear wrestlers inner monologue at all times imo

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005



I went for my finishing move and he blocked it!! How can this be?! That finishing move has been passed down for generations and hehe just BLOCKS IT?!?!

*screams at the heavens for 5 minutes*

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef Lw iin zafer!




tao of lmao posted:

I went for my finishing move and he blocked it!! How can this be?! That finishing move has been passed down for generations and hehe just BLOCKS IT?!?!

*screams at the heavens for 5 minutes*

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011



wrestlers should get lil dbz style halos when hit by a particularly strong finisher

Pamela Springstein
Aug 10, 2016

just wanted to be
a happy camper



subs

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

HEY, WWE!!! USE THE loving KABUKI WARRIORS, YOU FUCKS!!!







a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010





Graphic depictions of food and eating

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010





Just randomly cut to really nice images of food during matchess

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


a mukbang gimmick would prolly be a hit!

Julias
Jun 24, 2012



Just read or watch Kinnikuman and Tiger Mask for a bunch of ideas OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfqyGtKcVo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myx0PHNGI_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttndwyst-Xo

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


I don't know much about anime but I think it would be cool if they gave thunder rosa a sweet motorbike like AKIRA

But not if she didn't feel comfy driving a sweet motorbike, they can be dangerous

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



Every wrestler should have a microphone so they can give a live narration of the fight and also so they can call out the names of all their moves when they do them

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





Bogus Adventure posted:

HEY, WWE!!! USE THE loving KABUKI WARRIORS, YOU FUCKS!!!









Charlotte Flair concussed one of them during a match then kept beating the poo poo out of her while she was knocked out, and then she went back to Japan.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

running out of money halfway through production and then all of the wrestlers start changing height and weight with every camera cut

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


-giant anime hooters that make the boing noise whenever they show up on screen
-piss
-overfiends
-more degenerate fans

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

fat girls cosplaying as lady wrestlers

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