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Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002









the choice.... is yours

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Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


here are my choices:

i would gently caress john candy, because he's a real piece of eye candy. i'd marry john belushi because he's always making me BeLUSH. finally, i would kill christopher farley by running him over with a steam roller and then folding him up in to my wallet

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


gently caress Farley, marry candy (I'd be Mrs. Candy wtf) and kill Belushi (Italian)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

if those are my choices I will just gently caress off and kill myself

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



you people have it all wrong. you gently caress belushi (the wild bad boy), you marry john candy (the gentle, affable family man), and you kill chris farley (who was partly responsible for david spade being a thing).

Oyak
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting


College Slice

marry farley because he's the only one of the three who was funny. gently caress candy because i always felt a little bad for him. kill belushi, he was annoying.

Gameko
Feb 23, 2006

The friend of all children!

The marry answer is obvious. Candy to marry because he's by far the most human and relatable. The choice of F/K is more complicated...I'm tempted to say gently caress Belushi kill Farley because I can't imagine loving Farley, but if you actually met him you might feel completely different. He was made of charisma or something. If you listen to any of the interviews for people that worked with him they all loved him and held him in a gentle kind of awe.

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007





M Farley, k belushi, f candy

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