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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

how may i dook on this parade?



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a thread.

a sorry hearth upon which we occupy ourselves with Elden Ring content, emptyquoting in an unending curse.

it is a sort of dead gay place, where the golden order of waffleimage links may or may not be broken to its core.

where the shitposting contract, emboldened by a flame of ambition, may renew...guided by a grace once lost.

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the teaser (06.12.19)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5wwSxl0atc


the trailer (06.10.21)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asqWq8MIAWA


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Release Date : 01.21.22

OP updates to occur with some regularity.

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

how may i dook on this parade?



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ohhhhh

Vakal
May 11, 2008


I hope Martin's entire contribution to the plot was just scrawling hollowed ashen tarnished on a pizza grease stained napkin.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Vakal posted:

I hope Martin's entire contribution to the plot was just scrawling hollowed ashen tarnished on a pizza grease stained napkin.

I mean the trailer made me think that its the same plot of DS3 but with a different mcguffin to get instead of lord souls so probably.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010



Oh, majestic

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

how may i dook on this parade?



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whutuuuuuup

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

pog

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



This game is a dark souls prequel. You play as the nameless king. The "tarnished" refers to your royal status and the real reason the king has always been unnamed is because the player names them

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008
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My impression is that the story is going to be much more in the vein of Demon's Souls and Dark Souls II and Sekiro, with a direct antagonist, rather than fighting an uncaring and dying world.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?


Oolacile vibe or farron wood vibe? Could be either.

Concurred
Apr 23, 2003

My team got swept out of the playoffs, and all I got was this avatar and red text



tarnished one,

Oh. My. Zeus.
Oct 12, 2005

Of course you dont know, YOU dont know because only I know




Grimey Drawer

The setting is actually post-apocalyptic earth. Block chain tech causes climate change, leading to destruction. The titular elden ring is a powerful ancient relic, the nft of goatse.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008


Is this the ending to Game of Thrones?

Imhotep
Nov 16, 2009







porfiria posted:

Is this the ending to Game of Thrones?

And the prequel, and Dark Souls 4 and Bloodborne 2. Time is like a smashed Elden ring.

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020



I'm kinda annoyed at how dark soulsy it looked. write one game that doesn't involve a curse from soft. One!!

cheeseboy58
Dec 14, 2020


Great opening thread OP to whats sure to be an Epic Game! my body is ready

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123

Don't you dare go tarnished.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008



OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011


Now what in tarnishing is this Golden Order, John Eldenring?

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012


I liked seeing an actual Dragon.

Imhotep
Nov 16, 2009







https://twitter.com/Jyaart/status/1...genumber%3D1699






Still very Berserk-y

SUNKOS
Jun 4, 2016




Aw it's a miniature Corpser from Gears of War

Trailer was definitely worth the wait, as I'm sure that the game will be as well. Everything looks so good

Hope it runs at 60fps on the new consoles!

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 23, 2007



so fuckin excited for horse souls

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

how may i dook on this parade?



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Dark Souls...is over.










IT BURNS!

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.



Thanks for making this thread BP. This game looks absolutely amazing. Simply 100% pure From here. God King devs. Let’s hope as more news leaks or comes out, we all get to find it here first!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

how may i dook on this parade?



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGCZyOnA51I

lih
May 15, 2013


seems like they've incorporated a lot of stuff from Sekiro on top of it just being 'open world Dark Souls' - jumping, a little more mobility in general, stealth mechanics. everything you could want

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




So much hype

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Tarnished one, be sure to bring more elden rings

Guildenstern Mother fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Jun 11, 2021

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE





Taco Defender

So loving hyped for this. It looks amazing.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

how may i dook on this parade?



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tarnishing presently

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123

I didn't mind getting no news about this game besides a bunch of speculation that and grainy video and then boom From/Bandai just drop this poo poo.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

how may i dook on this parade?



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from trolled us for 732 straight days

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

My cause is just...my will is strong...and my gun is very, very large!




It's been a while for me with From games, but I love them, so I can't wait for my first blind run of this

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003




tarnishing intensifies

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

ooooooooohh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvE5Pivs4Ok

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003



I want to know what is with that floor with the face the character is walking up the ladder away from.

Fair Bear Maiden
Jun 17, 2013


Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

I'm kinda annoyed at how dark soulsy it looked. write one game that doesn't involve a curse from soft. One!!

They've been doing it since they started as a company. They won't stop now.

Aidan_702
Feb 17, 2006

WADDAYA WANT FER CHRIMBO BABE ;^)


VideoGames posted:

I want to know what is with that floor with the face the character is walking up the ladder away from.



You’ll pick up an chisel nearby and the description will read “some say this was used to carve a face”

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OxMan
May 13, 2006

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Fair Bear Maiden posted:

They've been doing it since they started as a company. They won't stop now.

In Armored Core the real curse that followed humanity all the way to Mars was greed and unchecked capitalism/corporatism.

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