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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




cant find the old thread in a cursory glance so this is the new one

lemon boy and i we're gonna live forever
like snufkin and little my, we're gonna go wherever

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BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i like to play video games

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

eating mac and cheese with bacon and watching scream
just watching scream
laughing when they ask billy what he's doing with a cellular telephone
when I'm watching scream
just watching scream
with mac and cheese

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


I used to grab honies by they neck, piss on they eyebrows
Open they rectum to throw the bombs down they rear end in a top hat
BOOM! blew them panties out the room
Emergency, emergency, it's a urgency
Her rear end in a top hat out of order, her stomach ain't workin B
The doctor there with penicillin for her butt hairs
Operation attack, wires hooked on the booty
With three lights and rubber gloves tryin to find the coochie

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(dark side of the moon.)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



In my room.
In my room.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I am a denim demon
Got my own congregation
I am a saint for seamen

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017




Black cats and voodoo dolls

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."





I take a look at my enormous penis
and my problems start melting away

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I'm not feeling alright today
I'm not feeling that great
I'm not catching on fire today

The rest of the lyrics aren't really fitting for being sick with the shits.

gay for gacha
Dec 22, 2006


Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
whats up with that?

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

Lake is empty, lake is full
People say it's a push and pull
I know I did the wrong mistake again
Guardian help me, angel shoot
All you ghosts stand by and salute
And explain:

Why is everything so locked up?
Why is everything so locked up?
(x3)

I don't blame it on the front row
Don't blame it on the ruling class
Cause I know they stay

Like all the cars in New York
Like all the lights on New Year
Like all these gloomy planets
I know they stay

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


drat she farted on my dick
then she shitted
drat that's a combo
kill that poo poo bitch call me rambo

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011


You suffer, but why?

Bangfucker 69
Feb 7, 2004

Shut up, you old bat.


Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Bear
Force
One

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Yeah Ram Ranch Rodeo Boys
Now you wanna suck Shawns' big hard 12 inch cock
Know you wanna be fed loads and loads of cum
Yeah Rodeo boys, gonna ride Shawns big, hard 12 inch cock
Up and down, up and down, up and down
Yeah Rodeo boys, ride that big hard cock
Up and down and up and down and up and down
Big hard gently caress cock, loving you and loving you and loving you
Yeah Shawn, ram that big hard cock deep up that rodeo boy hole
Fuckin and fuckin and fuckin
Yeah Rodeo boy ride that big hard cock up and down, boy
Yeah Ram Ranch rodeo boys

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004


"Love is like a sin, my love
For the ones that feel it the most"


Emo as gently caress lol

Revins
Nov 2, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


Flip on the telly

WRESTLE WITH JIMMY

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


My coochy remains in the Gucci name

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

I know that the world is mean
I know it don’t care, I been around, I seen it
It’s like a pretty girl who don’t even know
I guess everybody here is traveling alone

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



She wanna see my feet pic, my feet pic
But she cannot see the D pic, the D pic
But she gotta pay for premium
Yeah, she gotta pay for premium
She wanna see my feet pic, my feet pic
But she cannot see the D pic, the D pic
But she gotta pay for premium
Yeah, she gotta pay for premium

Ok, yeah, she wanna see my piggies in a row
But then she went and asked me, "Put them piggies on the floor"
You wanna see my feet?
But you can't see the meat
And I better not find my feeties all over the street
You know I'm packing' heat, baby now I'm taking off the socks
You want a pinky ring, well, I'ma put on all the rocks, uh
I feel the ice dripping on my toes
It got these married women steady takin' off their clothes
But I'm 'bout the money, no, no, no, not the honey
She said she wanna suck 'em, bouncin' like a playboy bunny
Just because she suck the toe do not make the girl a hoe
She wanna see them soles wrapping all-around a pole
Got 'em waving on the snap for that one-on-one
Always comin' back, she never on that one and done
She pay $7.99 for the feet pic
She pop a G like it's nothin' for the lifetime click, uh

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Ventral EggSac posted:

She wanna see my feet pic, my feet pic
But she cannot see the D pic, the D pic
But she gotta pay for premium
Yeah, she gotta pay for premium
She wanna see my feet pic, my feet pic
But she cannot see the D pic, the D pic
But she gotta pay for premium
Yeah, she gotta pay for premium

Ok, yeah, she wanna see my piggies in a row
But then she went and asked me, "Put them piggies on the floor"
You wanna see my feet?
But you can't see the meat
And I better not find my feeties all over the street
You know I'm packing' heat, baby now I'm taking off the socks
You want a pinky ring, well, I'ma put on all the rocks, uh
I feel the ice dripping on my toes
It got these married women steady takin' off their clothes
But I'm 'bout the money, no, no, no, not the honey
She said she wanna suck 'em, bouncin' like a playboy bunny
Just because she suck the toe do not make the girl a hoe
She wanna see them soles wrapping all-around a pole
Got 'em waving on the snap for that one-on-one
Always comin' back, she never on that one and done
She pay $7.99 for the feet pic
She pop a G like it's nothin' for the lifetime click, uh

did u write this

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013



Cop Killer
I know your momma's grievin' -- gently caress her
Cop Killer
'Cuz tonight we get even

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



kntfkr posted:

did u write this

I wish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUq_5lBgnmc

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008



Yea, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003










I was in this prematurely air - conditioned super market
and there were all these aisles
and there were all these bathing caps that you could buy
which had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them
they were red and yellow and blue
I wasn’t tempted to buy one
but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



rear end as tight as a druuuuum
and i wanna fill it with cuuuuum

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


I got
I got
I got
I got
I got
I got
I got
I got
Diarrrreee
Yah

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Got your money
Ohh baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls
Its on (echo)
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
'Cause to me your pretty anyways baby

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005



Sitting on the dock of the bay (the toilet)

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


You're
Once
Twice
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Ten One
Ten Two

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003


I make a choice deep inside
Heroin or suicide

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


it don't matter cuz i have no sex life
all i wanna do now is inject my ex wife
i've seen the movie and i know what happens

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holdin' you

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




You're a yob
Or you're a wanker
Make your loving choice.

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


NIGHT OF FIRE
.
..
...
NIGHT OF FIRE

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


There's more to living than only surviving
Maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying

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