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The Voice of Labor



please order whatever you would like

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Khanstant



nnnmmmm check, please!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Yes uh, what are the specials, uh, tonight?

The Voice of Labor



Khanstant posted:

nnnmmmm check, please!

I have checked you. you have insufficient savings to live off of in your dotage and you have manifold health problems resulting from a sedentary lifestyle

The Voice of Labor



Mormon Nailer posted:

Yes uh, what are the specials, uh, tonight?

everything is special.

please, order whatever you would like

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




The Voice of Labor posted:

everything is special.

please, order whatever you would like

I'd like an end to suffering

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


some gin and some non-descript juice please.



THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Areola Grande



I'd like the house burg, hold the ranch pls


summer sig by Heather Papps®

The Voice of Labor



Mormon Nailer posted:

I'd like an end to suffering

*gives you a huge rear end that is riddled in with bedsores and hemorrhoids*

there is your suffering end

biosterous






giant powerful food orb, please



thank you nut for this sig!!!
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get your probe badge here

The Voice of Labor



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

some gin and some non-descript juice please.

here is your glass of ginilsung may it lead you to socialism

The Voice of Labor



prepuce repurposed posted:

I'd like the house burg, hold the ranch pls

the bleeding burger is hemophiliac and deformed as a result of generations of inbreeding. the titles for several ranches are in its name

The Voice of Labor



biosterous posted:

giant powerful food orb, please

finally, an order that makes some kind of sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Can I get some more bread over here!

The Voice of Labor



*a muscular shirtless beard man walks up to you and says "more beard at this table!"*

*his intonation is unambiguous, he says this as a declaration, not as a question*

biosterous






more oil for the beard man please, he's drying out



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

The Voice of Labor



while I will prepare for you whatever you ask for in this instance I must ask you to first consider that beard man is not hydrated by oil, but by love.

*hands you tin of beard luxuriant, a small brush and a small comb*

nut


ya I’ll just have the soup thanks

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gb vanisher for summer

The Voice of Labor



*your bowl of what appears to be minestrone is topped by a monkey's paw. the first finger begins to curl as the bowl is placed in front of you*

Areola Grande



nut posted:

ya I’ll just have the soup thanks

Elmnt80

OH NOOOO!





Can I get a chocolate malt?

fps_nug



can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pastrami
and vodka

nut


The Voice of Labor posted:

*your bowl of what appears to be minestrone is topped by a monkey's paw. the first finger begins to curl as the bowl is placed in front of you*

ya waiter there’s a monkey paw in my soup

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gb vanisher for summer

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Neverending pasta and breadsticks.

The Voice of Labor



nut posted:

ya waiter there’s a monkey paw in my soup

the waiter asks "whaddaya wanna do about it?"

nut


The Voice of Labor posted:

the waiter asks "whaddaya wanna do about it?"

I wish…this was just normal soup and that nothing else about the universe

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gb vanisher for summer

The Voice of Labor



Elmnt80 posted:

Can I get a chocolate malt?

*a chocolate lab comes to your table dressed in an adorable k9 waiter outfit. before you are able to express your disappointment at your order being misheard you notice the dog is pulling a little red wagon in which is a chocolate malt replete with a whipped cream swirl and a maraschino cherry*

The Voice of Labor



fps_nug posted:

can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pastrami
and vodka

a plate of feathers and a half pint of stolis for you!

The Voice of Labor



Escape From Noise posted:

Neverending pasta and breadsticks.

*hands you an apron, points you towards the kitchen*

biosterous






i want a donut, with icing on the whoooooooole thing

and i want sprinkles, but not one the whole thing

i just want them all shoved off to one side



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I want a big plate of fried alligator assholes with a side of chitterlings and stewed okra




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


The Voice of Labor



biosterous posted:



and i want sprinkles, but not one the whole thing



all else is irrelevant sprinkles are now the whole thing, everything all is sprinkles sprinkles are the monad and the construct. it seems your specificity was not matched by you fat fingering of one and on

The Voice of Labor



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I want a big plate of fried alligator assholes with a side of chitterlings and stewed okra

the line cook laughs uncontrollably as he skewers pig and gator anuses with okra forming an okra cored rear end in a top hat kebab which he then pan fries. as the plate is handed to you you notice the sign reading "should you be unwilling or unable to finish your meal management reserves the right to feed you to the hobgoblin" you then notice the hobgoblin sitting in the corner smirking

The Voice of Labor



nut posted:

I wish…this was just normal soup and that nothing else about the universe

the second finger on the monkey's paw curls. the server makes no attempt to remove the paw from the soup

The Voice of Labor





The Voice of Labor posted:

*your bowl of what appears to be minestrone is topped by a monkey's paw. the first finger begins to curl as the bowl is placed in front of you*

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




The Voice of Labor posted:

the line cook laughs uncontrollably as he skewers pig and gator anuses with okra forming an okra cored rear end in a top hat kebab which he then pan fries. as the plate is handed to you you notice the sign reading "should you be unwilling or unable to finish your meal management reserves the right to feed you to the hobgoblin" you then notice the hobgoblin sitting in the corner smirking

Oh I’ll finish….and have the hobgoblin for dessert




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Farecoal

There he go


The Voice of Labor posted:

*a chocolate lab comes to your table dressed in an adorable k9 waiter outfit. before you are able to express your disappointment at your order being misheard you notice the dog is pulling a little red wagon in which is a chocolate malt replete with a whipped cream swirl and a maraschino cherry*

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I'm unionizing



Thank you to forums superstar Heather Papps for this wonderful sig!

This fun image stolen from Vanisher is a contribution to my dumb thread

Thank you again Pot Smoke Pheonix for this hepcat Summer 2021 Sig!

The Voice of Labor



I do not run this establishment to fatten my wallet at the expense of the dignity and value of its staff. unionize away though be forewarned that the hobgoblin is a right to work libertarian scab

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The Voice of Labor posted:

I do not run this establishment to fatten my wallet at the expense of the dignity and value of its staff. unionize away though be forewarned that the hobgoblin is a right to work libertarian scab

Gonna give the hobgoblin full table service!



Thank you to forums superstar Heather Papps for this wonderful sig!

This fun image stolen from Vanisher is a contribution to my dumb thread

Thank you again Pot Smoke Pheonix for this hepcat Summer 2021 Sig!

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