Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I strike people all the time. When I strike them I say things like "Piece of poo poo" or "Fucker" I dont care about age or gender either. I will strike anyone. I am at the supermarket and someone is in my way I will strike them i have leaned across shopping carts with my hand to lay my hands on someone else. I am known for this. One time I was at the movie theater and a child got up to pee and pushed past my legs needless to say I looked at the back of his head and got extremely angry so I lashed out at the back of his head with my fist as I said "fucker" in a drawling voice dripping with venom. The child fell face first into the floor with a crack and started to scream and cry needless to say I got out of there so i wouldn't feel the urge to strike his mother who was sure to have hassled me despite me doing the right and moral thing in that situation. I might have had to strike her as well and probably if I did I would have said something like "piece of poo poo" as she fell to the floor because I don't say "sir" or "ma'am"