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ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!



A while back I read a Reddit thread in r/sysadmin where someone talked about sending cold-call salesmen to a special extension to play something godawful. Because I've been a goon for 19 years my mind obviously considered what the auditory equivalent of goatse would be. Well, it occurred to me that sometimes you can open files in programs not meant to open those file types and still get some kind of data. I looked up how to open an image in Audacity, did it, and it wasn't very satisfying. It was just a brief blast of noise, then nothing. However, enter Melobytes. I used the following tools to convert that AI-scaled gigapixel version of our oldest, dearest friend's organic aperture into something listenable. I left everything on defaults.
For extra giggles, I next ran it through AI image recognition and got the following:
pre:
hand (95.29%)
finger (89.548%)
knee (68.257%)
person (66.053%)
human (66.053%)
wrist (63.771%)
injury (61.726%)
Sometimes I'm not certain why it TRULY is that I do anything, but there you go, or rather, there you goatse.

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And Tyler Too!
Aug 15, 2007
ROCKET JOCKEY OWNS

Stichelin it is, thank you!


wanna play these at my wedding

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV





Lmfao

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Is he upset about something?




First one's got a kind of free-form jazz feel.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Kinda surprised the "injury" image recognition wasn't higher up on the list

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


i don't understand but I lvoe it

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Nick that sounds like a lot of noise. In a good way! Will check it out later, please link if you remember to

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


I don't get this but I need more of it

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


ManiacClown posted:

. I used the following tools to convert that AI-scaled gigapixel version of our oldest, dearest friend's organic aperture into something listenable. I left everything on defaults.

did you intend to put a list of what tools you used here op???

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Ok hold on, that second one has power drill noises in it, surely that can't be a randomized coincidence.

Am I misunderstanding something here?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Ok hold on, that second one has power drill noises in it, surely that can't be a randomized coincidence.

Am I misunderstanding something here?


Maybe, maybe not.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you


Ramrod XTreme

This rules.

ManiacClown posted:

For extra giggles, I next ran it through AI image recognition and got the following:
pre:
hand (95.29%)
finger (89.548%)
knee (68.257%)
person (66.053%)
human (66.053%)
wrist (63.771%)
injury (61.726%)
I'm legitimately disappointed that "ballsack" didn't make the list.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9-Wz36A6ss

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer


pre:
hand (95.29%)
finger (89.548%)
knee (68.257%)
person (66.053%)
human (66.053%)
wrist (63.771%)
injury (61.726%)

No ring.

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

this thread is a joy and you are a joy for sharing it with us

peanut
Sep 9, 2007




thanks

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005



okay this is much better than the music I hear in my head when I look at goatse

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009



I like the AI generated lyrics. Guess the picture used to create this banger

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



2nd one is a Genesis RPG final boss level.

3rd? Secret fleshcavern level of Metroid

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012






This page is great. I just made this song from this:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

Thankyou for this cornucopia of aural joy.
I especially like the random hairdryer on the second track, I wonder if... if you were to take a games midi files and limit it to that, whether you could come up with a recognisable reprise thats an uncanny valley of the original games theme?

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


nsfw if your work fuckin sucks and doesnt want you to see jacked luigis dong


https://files.catbox.moe/5bbs0h.mp4

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!



Aardvark! posted:

did you intend to put a list of what tools you used here op???

I did list them. Before the emdash is the particular tool that generated the file.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


ManiacClown posted:

I did list them. Before the emdash is the particular tool that generated the file.

oh weird. sorry, with the embedding of Soundcloud on mobile i thought you were just linking the song

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


Trash Ops posted:

nsfw if your work fuckin sucks and doesnt want you to see jacked luigis dong


https://files.catbox.moe/5bbs0h.mp4

lmao

obithrawn
Apr 22, 2003




wow who knew the internet was still capable of such magic

ephori
Sep 1, 2006



Dinosaur Gum

These are incredible

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji


Trash Ops posted:

nsfw if your work fuckin sucks and doesnt want you to see jacked luigis dong


https://files.catbox.moe/5bbs0h.mp4

An inspirational song for an inspirational picture

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



lol

Wanna watch this 70s sci-fi.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

New Year, New Me!

https://vocaroo.com/1lLpn15uEoIj

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


whoa this earthbound save is crazy
https://files.catbox.moe/bbfo18.mp4

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Hello new ringtones

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

1st sounds like Radiohead and it totally owns

3rd one is the true score

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!


The third one sounds like a NIN rip off band.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


And you can tell everybody
This is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in the words
How wonderful butts are when you make the hole big

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006
I ran crying to the mods because someone bought me a title with naughty words in it. (twice!)
I am the world's softest bitch and you you should remind me of it forever. If this text is gone it's because I couldn't handle being a fucking loser.


Smellrose

What hath God wrought?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


These audio goatses are something you can play to a really old person or Amish person or whatever and then say, "Hahaha you got goatsed!" but not feel like a completely disgusting piece of poo poo.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen


BigBadSteve posted:

These audio goatses are something you can play to a really old person or Amish person or whatever and then say, "Hahaha you got goatsed!" but not feel like a completely disgusting piece of poo poo.

Then where's the motivation

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

Did you know? Hello.jpg is actually an mp3?!

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