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Slumpy
IM BOUND BY THIS MACHINE BY MY FATHER GOD gently caress HIM

MY WISH TO CALYPSO IS TO BE FREE OF THIS HELL

*IM PEELING OUT RIGHT NOW, MASSIVE SMOKE PLUMES EMINATE FROM MY WHEELS, IT FILLS YOUR LUNGS AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS WATCH ME GRIMMACE*

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I SUFFER FROM A CONDITION CALLED SEVERE DEPRESSION I GOT IT WHEN I WAS TRAPPED BY THIS *DAMNED* MACHINE BY MY FATHER GOD gently caress HIM

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THIS IS ME WHEN YOU POST IN MY THREAD, IT IS ME MAKING A FULL 360 AND PREPARING TO PEEL AWAY, GIVING IT ANOTHER CHANCE AND THEN REGRETTING IT
https://i.imgur.com/pUcttrp.mp4

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nut posted:

*too nervous to ask how you’re typing these posts* haha cool!

I AM 38

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nut posted:

what’s your five year plan, Axel?

TO WIN THE TWISTED METAL COMPETITION AND ESCAPE THIS HELLISH CONTRAPING MY FATHER PUT ME IN GOD gently caress HIM

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Hope you get feeling better, Alex!

IN ONE OF THE TWISTED METALS I WON THE COMPETITION AND ESCAPED THIS HELLISH MACHINE, IT TOOK AWAY MY LEGS AND ARMS AND I CURSED MY FATHER (GOD gently caress HIM) AND I WAS ABLE TO CRAWL AWAY WITH DIGNITY THROUGH THE FIELDS

AT THE MOMENT I AM NOT FEELING VERY WELL I AM IN SCREAMING WHITE HOT SEARING PAIN

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Slumpy

nut posted:

you say that all the time but what about after that? 38? single? yknow

I DIDNT QUITE THINK THAT THROUGH JUST YET BUT I HOPE TO GET INTO THE CRYPTO MARKET

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POSTING IS HARD TOO

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