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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



Turns out if you offer your white wife to african tribesmen they'll enhance your penis size 6-9 inches in a few weeks! Incredible!

Anyone else taken the plunge to email penis enhancement? How about those millions of dollars just sitting around???

Looking to swap stories of our fabulous riches and huge dongers

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Valko
Sep 17, 2015


Honestly thought this would be a misdirection thread about platform heels or stilts or something.

Dissapointed, OP.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


I don't wanna.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

So, is this a new elon musk tweet or something?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Nice nick, George H.W. oval office.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



That's a loving weird post. You're weird, OP.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I stole a magic hat from a wizard. While wearing it, my dilz doubles in length when i see a pair of big tiddies.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






The hell am I gonna do with a 16-19 inch hog?

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

BigBadSteve posted:

Nice nick, George H.W. oval office.

this but unironically

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Finally...

I ate 6 chocolate bars a day and gained 7 inches on my waist size! Thanks anti-slim!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



One time I drank some frangelico and my entire body doubled in size! Turns out I have a horrible hazelnut allergy.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

OPs mom loves my dick+balls just the way that Allah (peace be upon him) made them

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oh hey are you a door to door dildo salesman

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Okay who do I contact

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Gain 6-9 inches inside like a deeper anus you mean?
Can it be deeper and larger? Yeah who do we contact?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Nigmaetcetera posted:

One time I drank some frangelico and my entire body doubled in size! Turns out I have a horrible hazelnut allergy.

This is a true story btw, which sucks cause hazelnuts are the only tree nut i actually like.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


One of the biggest factors in determining my favorite nuts is mouthfeel

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10559 days!


George H.W. oval office posted:

Turns out if you offer your white wife to african tribesmen they'll enhance your penis size 6-9 inches in a few weeks! Incredible!

Anyone else taken the plunge to email penis enhancement? How about those millions of dollars just sitting around???

Looking to swap stories of our fabulous riches and huge dongers

🍆🍆𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝟲 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




I always wanted a longer scrotum

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



Chinatown posted:

OPs mom loves my dick+balls just the way that Allah (peace be upon him) made them

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I don't want a bigger dick, but it'd be cool to be like 6'6" or something. That'd be rad.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



I would like the 6-9 inches to be added to my throat wattle

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Smugworth posted:

I always wanted a longer scrotum

Keep getting older, you’ll get there.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Got good news and bad news.
Good news is you gained 4 inches
“What’s the bad news?”
It’s malignant

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.

Quit my job to go to Squirt University to learn from all the pros. SQUIRT U COLLEGE FOOTBALL RULES!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development

I am rich in butter, I have soaked my appendages each in turn. I slide everywhere, I travel in comfort and style, only the occasional collision brings me any discomfort. I am soon to enter the oven, I shall become golden brown and then I'll become the side I was always meant to be. Served upon a plate, rich in butter, affordable and delicious, endless and nutritious.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Just stating the obvious: it would be really nice and fun if I had a big penis.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Just stating the obvious: it would be really nice and fun if I had a big penis.

But then you lose your excuse for disappointing people tho?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



syntaxfunction posted:

But then you lose your excuse for disappointing people tho?

Robert Crumb has a giant dilz and he doesn’t pretend the world wouldn’t be better off without him. I mean, from one biopic I saw in like 1996.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Everyone knows that a woman’s virginity is used to grow the first person she has sex withs penis to be the right size to fit her vagina

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

bird with big dick posted:

Everyone knows that a woman’s virginity is used to grow the first person she has sex withs penis to be the right size to fit her vagina

What about lezbeings though

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



The Bloop posted:

What about lezbeings though

They exist for the pleasure of straight men, didn’t you go through the orientation class?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Just stating the obvious: it would be really nice and fun if I had a big penis.

Then get a new boyfriend for gently caress sake.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Are you saying I could have a 7 to 10 inch penis?

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012


I also am pretty bad at navigating the topic of race OP

maybe you and me, we just make our terrible posts about topics we are good at like

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10559 days!


I like my penis just as it is. If I gained 6-9 inches I don't think it'd fit. I'd have to go gay to have a long enough hallway to fit my tubesteak.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

The whole world's a cuck

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I'd like 6-9 inches inside iykwim. A penis, in my butt, that's what I mean.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

My wife says our TV is just fine and she visits the neighbor for sex, not their huge tube

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Icochet posted:

My wife says our TV is just fine and she visits the neighbor for sex, not their huge tube

My wife always screams during sex. Especially when I walk in on her.

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