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Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Now you can vicariously experience the thrill of receiving a mystery package from Literally A Person, without the actual danger involved in giving him your address or opening the box marked may contain live bees




Due to the danger I had my mom open it, and in case we needed evidence in court I recorded it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFg_U7YHaCs

Thanks for the ring! It may not be gold but it will still complete my goatse cosplay.

I'm looking forward to seeing a bootleg Guinan sweatshirt.

I will take suggestions on things I should send to the return address.

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deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

aggressively stupid



Fun Shoe

I do QA for FedEx and I would be greatly amused to see that written on a box

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


I can't believe you made your mom try and open that box. My homemade cardboard boxes are supposed to be opened by a team of six stout men.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I watched the whole thing
How adorable your mom, man hands and all, is extremely cool.
I'm cracking up that I quarantined 5000 pieces of mail in my garage in the last 14 months and she's mouthing packaging lol

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Literally A Person posted:

I can't believe you made your mom try and open that box. My homemade cardboard boxes are supposed to be opened by a team of six stout men.

The Ken referenced in the video is her brother, who goes even harder on the packaging. You may have to get through five layers of cardboard and ten layers of duct tape just to find your gift is encased in a block of epoxy.

His shop is approximately 10 times larger than his house and he builds everything from porches to fully working steam locomotives.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Spinz posted:

I watched the whole thing
How adorable your mom, man hands and all, is extremely cool.
I'm cracking up that I quarantined 5000 pieces of mail in my garage in the last 14 months and she's mouthing packaging lol

lol, yeah, she's a good lady

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



i ordered some jeans and i never got my package

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Move over Microwave’s Mom

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Literally A Person posted:

I can't believe you made your mom try and open that box. My homemade cardboard boxes are supposed to be opened by a team of six stout men.

Figuratively a pain in the rear end.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Figuratively a pain in the rear end.

This was a strong contender for my username when I regged.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Disappointed about the lack of live bees

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Disappointed about the lack of live bees

One day , buddy.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Disappointed about the lack of live bees

Cover yourself in sugar water and wait outside.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


Listen folks, if you want LAP to send you a box of angry bees you just have to ask. I got all kinds of bees.

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


I want mellow bees.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


my dog died im sad posted:

I want mellow bees.

Can't help you there. How about indifferent hoverflies?

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Merry mud daubers?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

I'm going to need additional pictures of the package please

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


my dog died im sad posted:

Merry mud daubers?

Way cool wood wasps.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



The Bloop posted:

I'm going to need additional pictures of the package please

someone wants addresses and full names

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Tip posted:

someone wants addresses and full names

Oh no, not the box

The package

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






The Bloop posted:

Oh no, not the box

The package

Hope Tip has a macro lens lmao

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Hope Tip has a macro lens lmao

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



gurf is back baby


and the mods love him!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



do you sell poo poo or have a website LAP?

i like to buy wooden boxes and poo poo to store small things ins so i don't lose em.

my vaporizer parts collection is growing and i don't want to lose something when i'm not using it

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


Wendigee posted:

do you sell poo poo or have a website LAP?

i like to buy wooden boxes and poo poo to store small things ins so i don't lose em.

my vaporizer parts collection is growing and i don't want to lose something when i'm not using it

Hit me in PM's and we can chat.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Do you send wooden boxes inside other wooden boxes to protect them

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



What happens if you go on amazon and order a cardboard box? Do you get TWO cardboard boxes?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


The Bloop posted:

Do you send wooden boxes inside other wooden boxes to protect them

matryoshka boxes.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



bald goon with superhero shirt gets mom to do something for him

a forums tale as old as time

I love your mom

Mormon Nailer
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




Sugartime Jones

LAP we should discuss jewelry boxes soon. This was cool.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


Mormon Nailer posted:

LAP we should discuss jewelry boxes soon. This was cool.

Where would we put a jewelry box thread? Do we need a new forum??

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010



How easy is it to get bees shipped to me within 24 hrs, asking for a friend

Mormon Nailer
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




Sugartime Jones

Literally A Person posted:

Where would we put a jewelry box thread? Do we need a new forum??

Maybe HCH? Maybe RSF about jewelry boxes and the people who need them (me I need them)

Mormon Nailer
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




Sugartime Jones

What if somehow you shipped the bees in a jewelry box

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


Mormon Nailer posted:

What if somehow you shipped the bees in a jewelry box

Bees and bling together at last.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense






Good soup! posted:

How easy is it to get bees shipped to me within 24 hrs, asking for a friend

In springtime it’s fairly easy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


DO NOT REPLY TO MY POSTS

DO NOT PROVOKE ME

I AM A DANGER TO MYSELF

AND I NEED HELP



I'VE NEVER RECEIVED A BEE AND NOW I'M PISSED

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense






Big Beef City posted:

I'VE NEVER RECEIVED A BEE AND NOW I'M PISSED

Call your local bee supply shop. Or check Craig’s list. In NY people drive up from the south with boxes of bees, you just meet them somewhere and make a roadside deal for a package of pain.

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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012






Big Beef City posted:

I'VE NEVER RECEIVED A BEE AND NOW I'M PISSED

I have done many backyard and roadside bee purchases and it’s the best place to do it. A box of live bees risks becoming a box of dead bees in the post and that’s just disappointing.

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