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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008



Unfortunately the prior CSPAM NBA thread was closed due to a bizarre glitch in the forums. Please continue to post here about the NBA, politics stuff that is adjacent to the NBA, the Washed Antivaxx King, how sports statistics that contradict your fandom are fake, and how the top-seeded Sixers choked away a 26-point lead in a pivotal game 5 at home to the fifth seed Hawks before God and man (their "star" "point guard" went 4/14 from the free throw line and was successfully hacked off the court as they surrendered 40 points in the fourth quarter in return for 19 of their own, it was really loving funny!)

Halftime with a nice, safe lead!


Here is a picture of the best player in the NBA as of the year of our lord 2021


Kawhi is also v. cool, look at him dunk on some idiot


This dude won MVP this year, he is pretty great, too, and can run almost 10 miles per hour


You can also get angry at dumb NBA popularity contests like this one here:
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1404955662723993603

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Zisky
May 6, 2003







The Clippers are the best team.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008



Zisky posted:

The Clippers are the best team.

i have yet to see anything that contradicts this

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

Bernie would have gone 8/14 from the stripe, minimum

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008



The Glumslinger posted:

Bernie would have gone 8/14 from the stripe, minimum



Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008




Ben Simmons is bad at basketball because Australia won't allow their best athletes to be minorities and they pulled a Wimp Lo on him with his shooting

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



drat i bet if you swapped jokic on to the 76ers, he would be setting up some sick wide open makes for Ben Simmons and toby Harris. at least Embiid's stalwart defense keeps them from blowing 26 point leads

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.





the sixers are bad and the clippers are good, I really hope Kawhi hasn't actually done his ACL because In My Opinion he and KD are the actual two best players in the league

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008




Aye Doc posted:

drat i bet if you swapped jokic on to the 76ers, he would be setting up some sick wide open makes for Ben Simmons and toby Harris. at least Embiid's stalwart defense keeps them from blowing 26 point leads

Ben Simmons making sick wide open makes would essentially be a notch below Kawhi, but he is a COWARD

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

His form isn't even bad on the 1 or 2 preseason threes he's made

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.





EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS PHILADELPHIA 76ERS HIGHLIGHTS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOEL EMBIID. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME THREE POINTERS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY THREW AWAY A 26 POINT LEAD. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN CSPAM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN CSPAM CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE PLAYS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012


I like Embiid because we share alma maters but also he should not try and murder John Collins, thanks and namaste.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020


i hope lewis hamilton crashes out in france and max gets a podium

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
I'M REALALY MAD I DON'T GET TO SAY THE R-SLUR ANYMORE


Pillbug

paul_soccer12 posted:

i hope lewis hamilton crashes out in france and max gets a podium

you are a fool and a scoundrel

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020


"gently caress paul ricard is boring as gently caress i hope the mercs hit each other" - martin brundle this weekend probably

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008



Doc is committing malpractice

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
I'M REALALY MAD I DON'T GET TO SAY THE R-SLUR ANYMORE


Pillbug

coaches don't matter, Ben Simmons has to Do Something Actually. all the coaching in the world isn't gonna change a coward

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008



check the date

https://twitter.com/JClarkNBCS/status/936072458024742914

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


Vox Nihili posted:

Kawhi is also v. cool, look at him dunk on some idiot


big boi
Jun 11, 2007



What is the point of this thread

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008



big boi posted:

What is the point of this thread

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008




indigi posted:

coaches don't matter, Ben Simmons has to Do Something Actually. all the coaching in the world isn't gonna change a coward




Apple time... Apple time

big boi posted:

What is the point of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56GL0ayF9Fs

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009

jesus christ shut up


Grimey Drawer

wrong thread

RaySmuckles has issued a correction as of 01:36 on Jul 18, 2021

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008



https://twitter.com/duckisgod/status/1416579826056585219

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