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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


My dad is like a million years old and bought a new cane. It came with an advertisement for canes. They're fun check it out:


Things get pretty horny:


Post your favorite canes this is for appreciate canes that are fun.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


well, i was gonna say unless your cane has a sword in it dont even bother, but after seeing that one with the nekkid lady handle I think i am reconisdering

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.




Buglord

Call me Drogon.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Showing up to poker night with the boys walking in with the Dead King, pocket full of ones.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


Where is the pimp model

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.




Buglord

I have Shere Khan and my friend has Lion King. We go to the park and make them fight to see who reigns superme.

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm


Death star cane is cool and now I want one!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Lol they meant Nympho but put Nymph.

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010



Just casually strolling into the office, swinging my Nymph cane around like Charlie Chaplin

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


some dude all showing off his sweet new LION cane when mother fucker walks in with a LION KING cane and still all the ladies

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Nooner posted:

some dude all showing off his sweet new LION cane when mother fucker walks in with a LION KING cane and still all the ladies

Circle of life.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




sweet canes OP!

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Shere Khan one is cool

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Some kid in HS walked with a cane he didn't need that also was a hidden sword. He also wore a tophat. He was NOT a video game miniboss.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Full Metal Jackass posted:

Some kid in HS walked with a cane he didn't need that also was a hidden sword. He also wore a tophat. He was NOT a video game miniboss.

What games thread does he post in

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight




A buddy gave me this cane after I helped him move. I don't need it, but it's cool.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009
DON'T BOTHER REPLYING TO ME. I WON'T READ OR COMPREHEND ANY OF IT.


I've got a black one for more formal stuff/educational stuff/therapy dog sessions and a flowery blue one for day-to-day use. I absolutely want that ram one so I can look extra cool at the sheep expo.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Full Metal Jackass posted:

Some kid in HS walked with a cane he didn't need that also was a hidden sword. He also wore a tophat. He was NOT a video game miniboss.

This kind of guy is usually the goon that comes with the actual boss and the key to beating the boss is to get real close to the goon and press forward + punch to pick him up and throw him for high damage

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Just stick those up my rear end please

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



Derpies posted:

What games thread does he post in

binding of isaac
dark souls

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


is there a cane that is also a vape?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Derpies posted:

What games thread does he post in

I don't know but it's got a Japanese name and is part of a lengthy series.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I love the references to the classics. Yorick next to Darth Vader.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003










'canes?

https://i.imgur.com/o5m5iH4.mp4

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal






Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

IMO Yorick needs some distinguishing features. Maybe a hand holding the skull, or a renaissance hat. At the moment it looks like a goth cane, not a theater cane.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011




drat her dick is huge

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010




Co-cane cane co

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



All 12 of them are rad. Like, 100% success rate, that cane maker should be very proud of himself, i'm gonna walk with two of them. Dead King and Lion King.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

Who the gently caress would pick the Stormtrooper one?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

sure okay posted:

Who the gently caress would pick the Stormtrooper one?

Who would not? They're badass space berserkers.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have and this wonderful avatar


I like the Chaka Khan one. is p cool.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I always get the last word


Icochet posted:

Who would not? They're badass space berserkers.

You sure about the badass part?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



Full Metal Jackass posted:

Some kid in HS walked with a cane he didn't need that also was a hidden sword. He also wore a tophat. He was NOT a video game miniboss.

drat he sounds cool as hell!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


Aardvark! posted:

is there a cane that is also a vape?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

D. HALL


I had a cane for a bit due to a chronic knee injury

It was interesting being a young fella with a cane, you always get a seat on a bus of train

You get weird looks from old people

Helps/helped when I need it

I just got a $20 cheap one from the chemist

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



You can bet your drat rear end when I'm old I'm gone cane it UP. Im gonna get a cake where you can switch the metal part ob the fly, so every day i can decide if it's a wolf howling at the moon day, or maybe more a dragon breathing fire day. Hell yea

Also the dad of one of my ex had a cane that was also a blowdart. He just randomly stopped one day while hiking, unscrewed some stuff from it and then blew a dart into a tree. He was a weirdo but that was funny af.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

pnumoman posted:

You sure about the badass part?

They fearlessly run into laser battles wearing paper armor that does nothing but hinder their eyesight. But i guess kids don't consider that badass anymore because now it's badass to tweet about sandwiches

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

/\that sounds more like dumb rear end

Icochet posted:

IMO Yorick needs some distinguishing features. Maybe a hand holding the skull, or a renaissance hat. At the moment it looks like a goth cane, not a theater cane.

I think a feather pen, like a really big one.

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



I use a cane to get around

a mfin hurricane!!!

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