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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

$40 worth of $2 scratchers and I stand at the counter scratching every single one while you wait in line behind me with an armful of goods, your cheap cold drinks getting warm, your cheap hot snacks getting cold, you constantly re-adjusting, trying to catch the bag of Bugles that's about to fall with your elbow, while you're focused on this delicate balancing act, you squeeze through the foam cup you use to hold your 44 oz. fountain soda. I glance to my left, not far enough to actually see you behind me. I ask the cashier scan my tickets and cash me out. She hands me $14. "Can I getta packa Black & Mild, wood tip?"

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Gregoire posted:

One good thing about living in West Virginia: gas station pepperoni rolls.

Pepperoni rolls rule. I drove a friend and his girlfriend to the airport Sunday morning, they were going to visit her family in West Virginia. As we started driving I asked him "so have you ever had a pepperoni roll?" and she was so excited that I even knew what they were.

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