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There is a sign right there. You are the reason for the sign. You are a Jerk. It says don't eat on the train. I know you want Doritos RIGHT NOW but you're probably going to drop at least a few bits. What about the dust on your hands? I swear I just saw you wipe it on the seat. Am I going to say anything? No. I don't talk to people on the train I don't know as a matter of principal. I am a polite and decent train commuter. Now its peak hour and there are no seats left except for the one with weird orange dust all over it. You gave your kid GUMMY BEARS. ON THE TRAIN. You absolute monster. I get that parenting is hard. Well not really because I don't have kids. But for fucks sake if I walk into a meeting with a client with a fuzzy piece of high fructose corn syrup on my jacket I'm going to flip the motherfucking switch. Oh, you must have been thirsty! I see your Big Gulp is riding shotgun next to you just gently rocking back and forth with the sway of the train. I sure as gently caress hope you take that thing and its contents with you when your sloppy rear end disembarks. There are literally rubbish bins conveniently located throughout the entire public transit system, despite the fact that YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FOOD OR DRINK ON THE TRAIN. That ice is going to melt, and then the cup is going to tip over. Then there is going to be a giant sticky wet Mountain Dew colored stain all over the seat and floor. You absolute piece of poo poo. Holy. poo poo. Jesus. You absolute legend. You managed to bring a HOT MEAL onto the train. It looks to be chicken, possibly fried. Is that Jamaican jerk seasoning I smell? Mad respect. I love Jamaican jerk chicken. But its SEVEN IN THE GODDAMN MORNING. The three things I want to smell are: 1. Black Coffee; 2. The smoke I blow up my own rear end to steel me against another day in the capitalist machine; and 3. The semi-neutral sanitized smell of a clean morning train. Jerk chicken isn't on the list. But Fried Jerk just might be when I suplex your inconsiderate rear end onto the third rail for eating on the train. DONT EAT ON THE TRAIN.
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What about rear end OP can we eat rear end on your train
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Jun 18, 2021 10:37
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MyChemicalImbalance posted:What about rear end OP can we eat rear end on your train Its not my train its everyones think about it in those terms and then ask yourself the question again
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Jun 18, 2021 10:39
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HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF OP’S TRAIN!
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Jun 18, 2021 10:41
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The number 29 bus in london is a wild ride, especially as the same route turns into a night bus as well, I'm sure there is a time of day when relatively normal people ride it, but every time I'm on one its been interesting, we really like to get drunk here and eat kebab's with all the different sauces.
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Jun 18, 2021 10:53
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BE A WORKER ROBOT BEEP BOOP CHARGE YOURSELF AT HOME NO REPLENISHMENT WHILE ON THE GO
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Jun 18, 2021 12:00
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Wtf is there a buffet car then?
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Jun 18, 2021 12:04
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sir this is the dining carriage
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Jun 18, 2021 12:04
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Jun 18, 2021 12:19
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Love to have a few tinnies on the train 🍺
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Jun 18, 2021 12:24
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No, gently caress you.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:25
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Hate having some dick eating their stinky food on the train or bus, stinking the place up with what smells like boiled uterus or pisscakes. Im just trying to get home from work! Also dont get into a confined space with others and think yess this is the best time to have a loud phone conversation. Or play music from your lovely phone speakers.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:29
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looks like we got another non work crapper situation here
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Jun 18, 2021 12:31
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Oh no! I'm spilling my soup everywhere!
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Jun 18, 2021 12:34
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*guy who's sink is full of dishes with mold, doesnt own earphones and is wearing the same underwear for two days* I'll eat wherever I want! *yelling on phone* sorry honey, I cant look after the kids this weekend, I have the podcast with the guys...no...no...it got 36 likes this month bitch
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Jun 18, 2021 12:36
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Why did I try to eat cioppino on the train!? I'm getting clams everywhere!!
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Jun 18, 2021 12:37
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I'm the guy eating vindaloo and blasting rear end.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:38
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First world problems thread 
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Jun 18, 2021 12:39
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Colonel Cancer posted:First world problems thread Are you saying non "first world" a really lovely term to use to begin with, are all annoying people?
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Jun 18, 2021 12:40
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im gonna make it a point to eat messier, smellier foods on public transit now. thanks for the help, op!
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Jun 18, 2021 12:47
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June 4 2021 posted:Are you saying non "first world" a really lovely term to use to begin with, are all annoying people? On this train you're supposed to make sense, friendo.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:47
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don't talk on the phone either!!!
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My Spirit Otter posted:im gonna make it a point to eat messier, smellier foods on public transit now. thanks for the help, op! Wanna share my garlic-anchovy pizza? It's ok we can just rest the box on these 2 seats, dig in.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:48
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von Braun posted:don't talk on the phone either!!! personally, i dont answer the phone, but i think people dont like this one because you cant hear the other side of the conversation. people dont get mad when 2 people have a conversation on public transit, but as soon as you cant hear the other side of the conversation, people go rabid. Colonel Cancer posted:Wanna share my garlic-anchovy pizza? It's ok we can just rest the box on these 2 seats, dig in. i have some head cheese, if you want dessert
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Jun 18, 2021 12:50
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Always be eating. Can't stop. Won't stop.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:52
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You shouldn't sit quietly and stare at the floor like a shameful goon. Grimace at people, always maintain eye contact and speak loudly on the phone. Don't forget to keep those knees spread, a little knee on knee contact with strangers won't make you straight.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:52
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Get on, flip out your dick and piss a perimeter line around you that you will defend its crossing with violence.
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Jun 18, 2021 12:59
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So we have one thread where some guy won't let you poo poo at work and now you waltz in like some kind of jerk demanding we don't eat on trains? You two are perfect for each other go forth and marry and have weird babies whom you teach to do NOTHING because that's ALL YOU ARE
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Jun 18, 2021 13:05
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Jun 18, 2021 13:10
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I will never stop eating Italian hoagies on the train.
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Jun 18, 2021 13:37
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low key sex master posted:So we have one thread where some guy won't let you poo poo at work and now you waltz in like some kind of jerk demanding we don't eat on trains? You two are perfect for each other go forth and marry and have weird babies whom you teach to do NOTHING because that's ALL YOU ARE Yeah!! *throws dorito at OP*
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Jun 18, 2021 13:42
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I'll eat my fondue wherever i goddamn please, OP
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Jun 18, 2021 13:44
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One time I bought a sandwich and beer from the onboard shop and the guy let it go through the till as two sandwiches so I could claim on expenses. A true hero of the service industry.
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Jun 18, 2021 13:51
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I still feel bad about that time I brought pad thai onto a plane and only ate like a third of it before leaving it under my seat the rest of the flight.
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Jun 18, 2021 13:57
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There's two things I love more than anything else in this world. Eating on the bus, and then making GBS threads at work.
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Jun 18, 2021 14:12
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As long as you don't poo poo on the bus, I guess we can call it a victory.
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Jun 18, 2021 14:21
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I wish I had a train I couldn't eat on
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Jun 18, 2021 14:24
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Last time I went on a train a girl sat across me, opened a large bottle of wine and chugged it in one go. It was a wild ride.
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Jun 18, 2021 14:31
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I will now evolve a retractable mouth just for my train riding. I will find a center seat and then two fist handfuls of food into my gaping maw.
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Colonel Cancer posted:First world problems thread trains are everywhere you internet having bitch
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