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MSPain
Jul 14, 2006

CALL PGM(SHTPST)


posting goatse shouldn't be a punishable offense

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BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






it is though?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


MSPain posted:

posting goatse shouldn't be a punishable offense

Yoy only need one copy to jack off to.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Whenever it gets posted the first reply is usually "Hello old friend". Why should anyone be banned for showing the forums oldest friend?

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


I hope when the aliens excavate the ruins of our dumb civilization the first thing they find is kirk johnson's contribution to our culture.

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006

CALL PGM(SHTPST)


Yvershek posted:

Whenever it gets posted the first reply is usually "Hello old friend". Why should anyone be banned for showing the forums oldest friend?

precisely. it has become such an essential part of our culture that anything that looks vaguely round with hands near it is recognized as being derivative of goatse. it's time to give hello.jpg the respect it has earned and remove the stigma.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

no one i stopping you from posting go*tse but as with all things there are consequences to your actions

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





The Bloop posted:

no one i stopping you from posting go*tse but as with all things there are consequences to your actions

Yeah but i think thats the point OP is trying to make. The consequence should be the wonderful glimmer in everyone's eyes as they gaze into the anal void for meaning, not a probe.

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021

by Pragmatica


The Bloop posted:

no one i stopping you from posting go*tse but as with all things there are consequences to your actions

CALL THE COPS dude spotted

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



It should be in the library of congress.

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021

by Pragmatica


And the encyclopedia Britanica, too

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake


Goatse should be GBS's background. Perhaps it should be an endless gif of Kirk infinitely coming out of his own rear end

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


I have often wondered how many bosses and significant others have accidentally glimpsed into the abyss and turned into bird box psychos

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


We (still?) have the IK that pm'ed goatse to a minority poster who was trying to have a serious conversation about race stuff on the forums so yeah, I'd say its protected speech

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

vyst posted:

Yeah but i think thats the point OP is trying to make. The consequence should be the wonderful glimmer in everyone's eyes as they gaze into the anal void for meaning, not a probe.

You misunderstand me

If goatse is worth so much, and worth posting, and powerful and valuable, and you want to post it and share it with others, then isn't it even worth facing the consequences?

The fact that it costs something to post, that the goatse poster must sacrifice something to do it, that makes it far more powerful and meaningful imo

Where's the revolutionary spirit? The selfless moral courage to do what you think is right for the group even if you know it may temporarily disadvantage you personally?

Posting goatse is either a courageous and meaningful act, or it's just spamming some guy's bhole

I know which world I prefer to live in

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



Itís fine if you actually do something novel or funny with it

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004



I was perusing a little document called the 1st Amendment today and it seems to me these forums are in direct violation of it?? Mods?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

there isn't even a goat

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





The Bloop posted:

You misunderstand me

If goatse is worth so much, and worth posting, and powerful and valuable, and you want to post it and share it with others, then isn't it even worth facing the consequences?

The fact that it costs something to post, that the goatse poster must sacrifice something to do it, that makes it far more powerful and meaningful imo

Where's the revolutionary spirit? The selfless moral courage to do what you think is right for the group even if you know it may temporarily disadvantage you personally?

Posting goatse is either a courageous and meaningful act, or it's just spamming some guy's bhole

I know which world I prefer to live in

Once something is mainstream its no longer revolutionary. The spirit is in the preservation and normalization. The focus then needs to be to embrace the educational opportunities to learn about lifelong commitment and a view into a manís digestive system.

I know Iíll be teaching my kids about the buttholes that changed my life

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home



if you post the goat you should expect to get at least a 6er, its part of the territory

[img]https://pic.accessify.com/thumbnails/777x423/g/goatse.me.png]



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Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jun 18, 2021

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home



surprisingly hard to find the original, I resorted to bing and thats what I found

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Goatse
Butthole
Station

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jun 18, 2021

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012




Revins posted:

if you post the goat you should expect to get at least a 6er, its part of the territory

[timg]https://pic.accessify.com/thumbnails/777x423/g/goatse.me.pngg]



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jun 18, 2021

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




They should sketch goatee onto a gold plate and blast it off beyond our solar system like the Voyager crafts

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006

CALL PGM(SHTPST)


I'm taking a stand. Any mod with even a shred of compunction will not probe or ban me.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/sLfFCcX.jpg

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jun 18, 2021

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home



June 18th 2021, the day I became I true goon and saved goatse to my hard drive

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Revins posted:

June 18th 2021, the day I became I true goon and saved goatse to my hard drive

Save it on your phone too, so you can even have it on the go or in an emergency goatse situation

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006

CALL PGM(SHTPST)


Revins posted:

June 18th 2021, the day I became I true goon and saved goatse to my hard drive

let's memorialize this day with a holiday. "Juneteenth" has a nice ring to it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

lots of brave principled posting itt so far

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004




Lol. I relaxed my eyes and my anus

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


vyst posted:

Yeah but i think thats the point OP is trying to make. The consequence should be the wonderful glimmer in everyone's eyes as they gaze into the anal void for meaning, not a probe.

This would mean everyone would most goatse in every thread and it would lose its magic and charm

It'd be just another gaping anus on an internet full of them

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT



omg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

i stand with tha OP


mama mia

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

"Sometimes life is too uncertain to have regrets."

posting goatse is quintessentially something awful culture

as is getting a 6er

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


The Bramble posted:

Lol. I relaxed my eyes and my anus

Try that with this 3D image:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

BigBadSteve posted:

Try that with this 3D image:



oh my god what is that sailboat doing to its porthole?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

The only probe I have on my rapsheet after being on these forums for 20+ years is posting goatse and I have zero regrets

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Floodixor posted:

The only probe I have on my rapsheet after being on these forums for 20+ years is posting goatse and I have zero regrets

that was merely for quoting goatse

perhaps it;s time for an UPGRADE

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