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ah, welcome. in life, you saved over your brother's file in final fantasy 6. we hope you'll enjoy getting his file back to where it was in this custom port we've made just for you... with the Steam artwork and the Playstation load times!! Uweeee-hee-hee!
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:46 |
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:49 |
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it's E3 all year long here in Hell, but if you're waiting for the Nintendo Direct, well... let's just say you'll be waiting a loooooooooong time!
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:49 |
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Midway upon the journey of our save I found myself within a dark forum, For the unhacked PS5 had been lost.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:50 |
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one trophy short of the platinum, all thats left is finding that one collectable you missed in your playthrough
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:53 |
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Press F to Abandon Hope
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:54 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Press F to Abandon Hope
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:56 |
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why yes, you can leave any time you like. all you have to do is beat miracle johnson in a dance contest
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:56 |
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elf help book posted:one trophy short of the platinum, all thats left is finding that one collectable you missed in your playthrough Brutal Legend. I'll never forgive Jack Black or Tim Burton (I forget his name but he's the Tim Burton of gaming) for that.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:57 |
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see that light? that's gamer heaven. all you have to do is climb there...up this:
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 18:58 |
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DEMON: So you like JRPGS, huh? HOMER: Uh huh. DEMON: Well then, have all the JRPGS in the world!!! *time jump to Homer happily playing Trails of Cold Steel XVIII* DEMON: I don't understand it. Tim Rogers went mad after 15 minutes.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:02 |
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Did I make it? I see my custom controller, a beautiful CRT monitor, a pristine GameCube... This must be Gamer Heaven. Wait, did I press Z? I could have sworn it was R. And my opponent, why do his moves feel so familiar? Leffen: Welcome, hax. We've been waiting for you.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:04 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:DEMON: So you like JRPGS, huh? lol
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:05 |
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Always choosing the wrong path in a dungeon, seeing a treasure that's down the other path, then finding out the path you were originally on leads to a dead end anyway.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:08 |
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every treasure chest in gamer hell has a piece of gear that you just spent all your cash on in the previous town
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:10 |
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Hell is: afterlife; torture-grade eternal punishment; sin-blended, multi-mode competitive suffering; meta-growth, no choice + epic demon Heroes!
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:15 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Hell is: afterlife; torture-grade eternal punishment; sin-blended, multi-mode competitive suffering; meta-growth, no choice + epic demon Heroes! lmao
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:15 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Hell is: afterlife; torture-grade eternal punishment; sin-blended, multi-mode competitive suffering; meta-growth, no choice + epic demon Heroes! Lmao
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:16 |
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The exit that leads to heaven is right there but there's a three foot tall barrier in the way...and you can't jump or climb
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:19 |
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Keep having to restart the Boulder Escort mission.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:26 |
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All your favorite games are remastered by a developer you've never heard of that hosed up all the parts you liked and completely changed characters' personalities.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:28 |
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Every chest is a mimick that gives no items or experience
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:30 |
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Numbers pop out of every enemy you attack
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:30 |
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Rabid Boar posted:All your favorite games are remastered by a developer you've never heard of that hosed up all the parts you liked and completely changed characters' personalities. wait a minute...
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:31 |
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Bicyclops posted:wait a minute... lol
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:32 |
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The ending of Ghost but all the shadow demons that drag the bad guy to hell look like Ubisoft characters
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:33 |
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In gamer hell, every rock band and guitar hero co troller has that wobbly strum bar and sticky buttons like someone poured coke directly on it
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:33 |
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All the handhelds are Game Gears and all the AA batteries turn to ash when you touch them
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:33 |
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Every DS has a broken hinge in gamer hell
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:34 |
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Claptrap has been added to every single game
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:35 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:Claptrap has been added to every single game It’s called gamer hell dipshit
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:36 |
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:37 |
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DooM? Well, don't mind if I d-- wait, no, no!
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:39 |
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Claptrap has been removed from every game
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:39 |
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you're allowed to do anything you want but every action is always preceded by a QTE...with no way of hitting the button
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:40 |
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the Witcher 3: All Shallow Water edition
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:40 |
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Gamer hell is a slow walk and talk cutscene that never ends
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:41 |
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hell is other gamers
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 19:42 |
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Hell is where everyone else moves too fast for you to keep up with while walking, but too slow to keep up with while running
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