Pablo Nergigante posted:

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

In Gamer Hell:

Static horse testicles, they don’t shrink in cold weather
You can’t name your horse
You can’t scold or praise your horse
Whistle radius doesn’t grow when the horse bond grows
Horse equipment isn’t fully customizable, not even the saddle that has golden pins or the hair
A Dutch preview said they couldn’t put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse
Horses don’t poo poo dynamically
You can’t walk your horse around
Your horse won’t jump onto a moving train
Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse without regard to the horses gender
You can’t store horses in stables so you have no backup horses
Horses die but can be resurrected
Tell a horse to stay to end it's life
Horses can’t kick behind them. In no preview have they ever killed a man
Horses don’t have personalities
Horses can’t move sideways
Horses can’t learn tricks

discount cathouse posted:

Still being Controlled by the holy Ghost and.or daos. There ist a good Chance of miracle healing If the sick pray to me.

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