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ah, welcome. in life, you saved over your brother's file in final fantasy 6. we hope you'll enjoy getting his file back to where it was in this custom port we've made just for you... with the Steam artwork and the Playstation load times!! Uweeee-hee-hee!
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 18:42 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 11:23 |
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it's E3 all year long here in Hell, but if you're waiting for the Nintendo Direct, well... let's just say you'll be waiting a loooooooooong time!
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 18:49 |
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why yes, you can leave any time you like. all you have to do is beat miracle johnson in a dance contest
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 18:56 |
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Did I make it? I see my custom controller, a beautiful CRT monitor, a pristine GameCube... This must be Gamer Heaven. Wait, did I press Z? I could have sworn it was R. And my opponent, why do his moves feel so familiar? Leffen: Welcome, hax. We've been waiting for you.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 19:04 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:DEMON: So you like JRPGS, huh? lol
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 19:05 |
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Rabid Boar posted:All your favorite games are remastered by a developer you've never heard of that hosed up all the parts you liked and completely changed characters' personalities. wait a minute...
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 19:31 |
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the Witcher 3: All Shallow Water edition
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 19:40 |
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symbolic posted:strapped to a chair with your eyes forced open Clockwork Orange-style as Satan cackles and plays every GDQ on loop for eternity and behind you, cackling through their halitosis, is every something awful poster with the horny squid kid and Isabelle avatars.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 23:30 |
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you can post in all your favorite gaming threads in Hell, and would you look at that, many of their hits have just been featured in the illustrious PYF.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 00:10 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:The Devil has challenged you to a guitar battle for your eternal soul, but you smirk confidently: you 100% Through The Fire And Flames on Expert regularly. Your eyes widen in horror as he pulls out two real guitars… Devil: Joke's on you, Georgia guy, this golden N64 controller basically came free with a Nintendo Power subscription.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 00:18 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell:
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 02:40 |
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On a TV in gamer hell a sad, listless Reggie Fils-Aime quietly sobs that No, his body is not Reggie
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 02:44 |
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crying tears of horror as people begin to stream Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and they have the absolutely correct screen resolution
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 03:35 |
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 20:19 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:gamer hell is standing in line for a midnight launch, bringing home your physical copy, and opening up the box to find nothing but a download code Bicyclops posted:wait a minute...
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 16:21 |
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trying to jack off posted:ill play it to be polite lol
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 04:49 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:you think yourself in gamer heaven, playing the latest fire emblem game. only when you realise that you are recruiting the characters in the wrong order do you turn in horror, just in time to hear the faint hiss of gas flooding the room lmao
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 16:36 |
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the playstation 3 has not been hacked, not on any firmware, not ever.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 16:37 |
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Ah, welcome to your great reward. At long last, you can play all the many sequels to Star Control 2... all developed by Brad Wardell.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 16:52 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Your mother plays Xbox in hell! Hey, just picked up an original gold cartridge of Majora's Mask! Looks like it was definitely used - the file names are "CAPTAIN" and "HOWDY."
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 17:09 |
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Aonuma: Please understand that you'll have to wait a little bit longer to hear about Breath of the Wild 2, but in the meantime, we have some exciting news about Skyward Sword.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 21:44 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 11:23 |
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everyone crying at nintedo's latest survey and tearfully clicking the radial button next to "I'm tired of Mario."
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 00:02 |