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Areola Grande



there's a small asian food truck near my house. I've been getting their chicken dishes lately since it seems like that's the only protein on the menu.

today I went there to grab lunch and there were two new menu items: beef jerky w/ garlic sauce and sticky rice or pork jerky w/ garlic sauce and sticky rice.

thinking the word "jerky" must be a mistranslation or something, I ordered the beef.

it was fairly tough beef jerky. like, beef rear end jerky. what the hell. is this some kind of asian fusion or what

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jun 19, 2021

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post ur burning questions and boast of ur weird meals ITT

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was it good

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fps_nug posted:

was it good

the jerky lunch? I mean yeah, besides the toughness. sweet spicy garlic sauce and loads of steamed rice. could have used some canned green beans to solidify the ghetto feel of the meal


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fps_nug posted:

piece of pizA
gRilled chees

was it good? I bet u could have combined them

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Woah. That sounds really weird.

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So, looks like in theory, it is a real thing, but the way they make it is slightly different and it's more tender than American jerky.
https://www.thai-foodie.com/thaifood/homemade-thai-beef-jerky/

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Weird Lunch is making me think of the band in Homestar Runner, Cool Tapes.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jun 19, 2021

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There was a Laotian restaurant I liked in Philly and you could get jerky as one of the meat options on a lot of the stuff.

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weird lunch. plastic tubes and pots and pans. bits and pieces and, bits and pieces and

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4/5* nice atmosphere, weird experience but would recommend

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My creation, is it veal? It's my creation, I do not know.

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(serious posting)

So when I was learning about food in China it turns out that a lot of it is pretty bad to westerners because we have like, two or three textures in food: crunchy, soft, chewy. But depending on where you are in China you can encounter dishes that have a whole blend of textures like straight up slimy foods, rubbery foods, etc. Of course that only really applies to whatever parts of China the thing i was injecting into my brain via my eyeballs was talking about !

So what I'm saying is that this probably is a deliberate textural decision on part of the people that put the dish together and it's very probable (Like I can't say 100% of course) that the textural variation is kind of one of the points

I dunno how Correct it is this is all just a fact I remembered so please take it with some Salt.

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Luvcow posted:

burger with goth makeup and a tiny gas mask, side of fries that are all sheathed in black and white striped tubes, the pickle has a piercing and a shock of black hair with a white streak, in the middle is a tiny burning American flag. the meal taunts me, saying it wants to die but every time I try to touch anything it pulls itself away from me and screams "you don't understand me! you can't judge me!"

4/5* nice atmosphere, weird experience but would recommend

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"We're out of chicken, what do we do?"

"I dunno. Want a piece of this beef jerky I just got?"

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Escape From Noise posted:

So, looks like in theory, it is a real thing, but the way they make it is slightly different and it's more tender than American jerky.
https://www.thai-foodie.com/thaifood/homemade-thai-beef-jerky/

this is totally what I got. Didn't realize the garlic chili sauce was 4 dippins tho

on 2 the next weird food then

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Would an advertising executive
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Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:

weird lunch. plastic tubes and pots and pans. bits and pieces and, bits and pieces and

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