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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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I'm just a burnout goon who lurks. Been on the internet most my life now and like all you guys I am always absorbing everything on these forums and being exposed to all kinds of great poo poo. I post this from a massive place of privelidge because i'm not suffering but a huge amount of people are, worldwide.

I have 2 kids and I am up to date on the scientific concensus that we are on the brink of mass loss of life worldwide. I am loving terrified for my kids, and I live in a place that isnt even that bad. Worldwide we need to loving do this for our kids before it is too late.

So i think we should just make world peace go viral. It can be the ultimate goon project. My idea is that we call for a general worldwide strike by non-essential workers. We ask non-essential workers to take the day off at some point in the future.

Then with a billion posts about every military on earth standing down, asking those military that are safe to do so to return to their families, we present demands that militaries stand down, that all governments follow the scientific consensus that we need to change the path we are on immediately. We demand that all billionaires, worldwide, use their money to start curing diseases and making sure that every person on earth has clean water.

We need to point out that drought is ravaging large parts of the world and Coca Cola is earning billions turning it into soemthing that is 100% bad for you

Then we ask that on the internet we create a worldwide dialogue about how we can accomplish this, as a planet

I ask this of goons because i think it would be hilarious if world salvation started on something awful. I respectfully ask that in this thread we try to keep an open dialogue where we all have the same aim: Peace between nations and a future for our kids. and not a bunch of devils advocating pls

We would need to translate a simple enough message of what we want into every language and online space. Goons used to do forum invasions where a bunch of goons would jump on the forum of someone they otherized and viciously attack them. That happened on the reg here back in the day. It happened to a friend of mine, who had a website where she offered her services in taking pictures of mothers holding their stillborn babies. Let's redeem one of this forums hosed up things once an dfor all

oh and I think we just ignore all the trolls and keep spamming the idea forever in different until people notice. and if you have contacts that people actually pay attention to then

uh

any ideas?

i think we should push the 'future of the children' thing and play in the arms of the angels

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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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That's the lofty idea of what the internet is for right? its destiny

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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Corporations make hateful shti go viral all the time we can do it better. we can use botnets too

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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I'm going to a post pictures of my kids so you can can see why we should stop them from having to live post apoc

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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Oct 13, 2004

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Full Metal Jackass posted:

So wtf are we supposed to do op?

Be goons and spam on message boards/twitter. shitpost about worldpeace. send messages to people you shink should be making the world better. just tag them, call them a douchebag if you want to, but demand everyone go home for a day in the same fashion we stayed home for covid and for government

i submit the idea that we spam Ronaldo to demand world peace and solidarity from other rich assholes he knows. he just said you should u should drink water and coca cola got punched in the dick.

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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i present the idea that a worldwide general strike could be orchestrated by something awful

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Oct 13, 2004

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low key sex master posted:

Goons can't orchestrate not making GBS threads in their own pants but sure let's have them take the lead on world peace

exactly. no one sees it coming. it's going to be the ultimate troll.

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Oct 13, 2004

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staberind posted:

ok,
I'll go.
Historically my country has had an empire whithin which we tortured people to force them to pay taxes.
we dont do that as much now, but we still expect taxes from everywhere and we are still a constitutional monarchy.
we also make a lot of our money selling weapons to other countries.

I'd like to make world peace viral, but a lot of rich people with more money and power than myself want the opposite.
so before world peace is to have a chance, we need to remove such obstacles.

I've always liked your posting all these years. I would respond that making it viral could cause no harm but could EVEN piss off a lot of rich people

We can come up with a stupid name for the movement so that all the reporters have to say it in the 24/7 news cycle

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Oct 13, 2004

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Das Boo posted:

Wait, how do we make peace with those countries that keep killing gay people?

We keep trying whatever we are currently doing to stop that (i'm guessing it isnt much) and also we do this other thing. elevating human rights worldwide would be the next goal, with all citizens demanding lawful protections of everyone from what we might call hate crimes?? idk not sure of the wording, but if we stop spending money on bombs, worldwide, we might be able to get funds going in directions that help human rights

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Oct 13, 2004

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Sherry Bahm posted:

World Peace Rap (Go World Peace Go)

Anybody know vanilla ice? I'll send him lots of canadian weed if he posts this, and that is a toxx goon sirs

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Oct 13, 2004

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

If each goon refuses to exhale for a whole year we could stop over 1000 metric tonnes of GHG from entering the atmosphere.

we should do this one 2nd

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Oct 13, 2004

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AHH F/UGH posted:

seize all assets and tax 99.9% of the income of anyone worth

let's say, oh

$900,000,000 USD

I think that's fair. they can keep a few mega mansions and still have like $700,000,000 left over to play with. deal?

yep we need to get the number of how many people this would effect so that we can point out that all that money can cure cancer and engineer a shitload of vaccines, not to mention subsidize the world while it transitions from fossil fuel to sustainability

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Oct 13, 2004

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Yes yes, first we will stockpile all the junkfood before we destabilize everything because we are all going to be in on it. We could resell that poo poo for a LOT of money (racketeering?)

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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i have begun spamming actors and poo poo on facebook with my stupid facebook post, ill let you guys know when i get banned

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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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staberind posted:

I'd spam twitter, but I'll need to change my ip address first.
elon dont like it when ppl point out people like him are the opposite of Bank's Culture.

Twitter is unfond of me.

I really do beleive that world peace is something to strive for; peacefully.

im spamming republicans lol

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