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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Need to figure this out

What does this mean?

Who the gently caress is M?

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Hope that ainít your tuggin hand, looks dry as hell

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Hope that ainít your tuggin hand, looks dry as hell

Hell ya it is. Iím so ugly itís got ďme tooĒ on the knuckles

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

looks more like a W to me

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



Relax, OP. You got another 20 years in you. Trust me I took palm reading classes at devry.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

the stubby fingers are indicative of a chronic masturbater

hope that helps

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



So far only hearing what I already know

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Sorry I only read labia minora and butthole wrinkles

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Oh man I had a book

Can you tell me what sign you are instead?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Iím a cancer since my palm covers my face

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Noblesse Obliged posted:

Iím a cancer since my palm covers my face

M is for mom
And you love breasts

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Im a fire rabbit gemini mercury hermit storm cleric

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Spinz posted:

M is for mom
And you love breasts

Cmon thereís like a 93% chance that would be accurate

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Hey whatís your sign?

Oh a Sagittarius? You must love finding money in an old coat!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Noblesse Obliged posted:

Cmon thereís like a 93% chance that would be accurate

Well there is a certain percentage of leg and rear end men.

All right you asked for it
You're super duper duper close to your mother ---now you're here on something awful so maybe something went wrong with that that would really be tough for you.
You care about money massively inordinately so if you don't have a lot that's going to bug the poo poo out of you you need the security of it.
Photography is a hobby. You want a trad wife.

You'll be a good dad if you have kids.

You'll never get tired of tits. You're a decent cook for a guy.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OP your gonna be filthy rich, wildly successful, and the envy of all your peers

That'll be $50

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


I went to a palm reader, but she used her palm and rubbed my dick instead. Found out I went in the wrong door. Oops.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

If anyone wants me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Total Clam

The lines indicate where the skin folds, I think. And It's well known that the more you fold your skin, the longer you live, or the shorter, or something.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!


Why are the top halves of your fingers so much whiter than the rest of your hand? Poor circulation? Grabbing onto something very tightly?

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I'm really sorry about this but it says you should invest in bitcoin.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


MackAddie posted:

Why are the top halves of your fingers so much whiter than the rest of your hand? Poor circulation? Grabbing onto something very tightly?

Are you an elderly lady?

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020



Says you're gonna die younger than average. I can tell by the folds on your wrist

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


I see tuggin' in your future. Lots and lots of it. And using your computer to look at internet porn and shitpost here. Not much else, I'm afraid.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

For a full reading I'd need to see your other hand, and know which one is dominant. Assuming you're right-handed...

Your fate line appears to be absent, indicating you're happy to drift down life's river without ever steering the boat. You tend to switch careers often, either because you like it or because you're not that driven/get fired a lot. Money is likely tight in your household.

The presence of an intuition line means you're attuned to emotions -- yours and others. It is rather well defined, so you posses natural aptitude for developing psychic powers. This does not mean you already have them. If the intuition line is absent on your dominant hand, you likely suppress your gift for fear of not fitting in with others.

I'm glad to see your heart line ends between index and midde finger. The intuition line says you pick up on others' emotions; the heart line says you genuinely care about others. Had it been a straight line, you likely would have had a manipulative personality.

The headline curves downward, meaning you're an avid reader or have an active imagination. You're easily hurt or offended.

Your life line does not curve around the thumb fully, indicating stage four pancreatic cancer.

Judging height from a picture is difficult so reading the mounts is almost impossible, but your mounts of mercury and jupiter somewhat stand out. You're funny, versatile, and are probably making someone a lot of money, but not yourself. (Handedness influences this particular reading, so this might be entirely wrong.) Your love life might be flourishing at the moment, and you appreciate fine art and beauty in general.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

ok now do me

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


What happens if you write something on your hand before going to a palm reader?

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Mega64
May 23, 2008



I just see loss.jpg

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


You appear to be a baby, OP.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Zybourne Clock posted:

For a full reading I'd need to see your other hand, and know which one is dominant. Assuming you're right-handed...

Your fate line appears to be absent, indicating you're happy to drift down life's river without ever steering the boat. You tend to switch careers often, either because you like it or because you're not that driven/get fired a lot. Money is likely tight in your household.

The presence of an intuition line means you're attuned to emotions -- yours and others. It is rather well defined, so you posses natural aptitude for developing psychic powers. This does not mean you already have them. If the intuition line is absent on your dominant hand, you likely suppress your gift for fear of not fitting in with others.

I'm glad to see your heart line ends between index and midde finger. The intuition line says you pick up on others' emotions; the heart line says you genuinely care about others. Had it been a straight line, you likely would have had a manipulative personality.

The headline curves downward, meaning you're an avid reader or have an active imagination. You're easily hurt or offended.

Your life line does not curve around the thumb fully, indicating stage four pancreatic cancer.

Judging height from a picture is difficult so reading the mounts is almost impossible, but your mounts of mercury and jupiter somewhat stand out. You're funny, versatile, and are probably making someone a lot of money, but not yourself. (Handedness influences this particular reading, so this might be entirely wrong.) Your love life might be flourishing at the moment, and you appreciate fine art and beauty in general.

Finally a proper hand scientist


Wait. Pancrea-what now?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



MackAddie posted:

Why are the top halves of your fingers so much whiter than the rest of your hand? Poor circulation? Grabbing onto something very tightly?

Buddy these things are like big dumb baseball mitts the blood has to make tough choices sometimes

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


i just had a dream that i ate raw potatoes while working on an adobe ziggurat, someone tell me what it means

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009
DON'T BOTHER REPLYING TO ME. I WON'T READ OR COMPREHEND ANY OF IT.


The headline is also doing some weird poo poo otherwise; like you really smash yourself down when you are hurt or offended. quit doing that. it's making your life rougher.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


OMFG FURRY posted:

i just had a dream that i ate raw potatoes while working on an adobe ziggurat, someone tell me what it means

Boil, roast or fry your potatoes, don't eat them raw. And don't multitask too much while cooking, or you risk ovecooking your food.

You may now cross my palm with gold.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013



OMFG FURRY posted:

i just had a dream that i ate raw potatoes while working on an adobe ziggurat, someone tell me what it means

You have 3 days to live, but you will meet Carrot Top before you die. He is going to murder you with prop comedy and laughter.

Congrats and condolences!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


With a mitt like that you could pop the head off a pigeon like you were opening a bottle of soda.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013




You will be receiving this "Tuggin' Tiger" toy from a "hip" relative who hates you:

(TOO HOT FOR WORK)


The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


Op step away from your computer and call 911 immediately. Tell them you have a severe case of intersecting life and intuition lines with a major slant. Then lay on the floor on your back and try not to move until the ambulance arrives.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Everyone should post your palms for analysis

These goons are saving lives here people

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



hmm judging from your hand and the lines on it, i feel as though your future is that you will have fat hands

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