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not a funny thread i'm just interested. let's make it more complete by doing sun, moon, and rising.

rising sign is how you present yourself to the world or the first impression you make

moon is how you process your emotions, it's sort of the self you show to yourself, also related to your relationship w your mom

sun is your "self," it's the position that you play in the world also somewhat related to your relationship w your dad

if u ask me (thanks for asking) the purpose of astrology isn't to tell you who you are, its to break the hold of other forces that try to tell you who you are by providing a different perspective...its just as useful and interesting to look at your chart and think "wtf that's not accurate at all" as it is to say "thats totally me" and the deeper you go into various traditions and interpretations, not to mention the more different aspects of your chart you bring in (planetary/house placement, conjunctions and oppositions etc.) the richer and more nuanced the picture becomes until your really unlikely to see a black and white "me/not me" picture emerge and much more likely to see something contingent and conditional and flexibile and that's when your tapping into the power of INTUITION that leads to
genuine self knowledge

my signs are

sun: Libra
moon: Libra
rising: Leo

what are yours?

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


"stop"

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thats your sun sign but your moon sign is "slow children xing" and your rising is "wide load"

xcheopis




Danger: Do Not Play On Or Around

Year: Dragon
Moon: 5th
Day: 19th
Hour: Horse

e: I think my elements are metal and wood but can't find where I'd noted that

xcheopis fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jun 19, 2021

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


road works ahead

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


"I'm a Feces, but my friends call me Number Two!" -Bob Nelson, comedian

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Taurus/Gemini cusp down to the minute for Sun, Aquarius moon and Libra ascendant.

I would say it's accurate, I am intense on a good day.

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Taurus/Gemini cusp

cuspy sun signs are cool because they lead to all sorts of interesting house placements for planets and generally speaking consecutive signs do interesting things together partly because of the cardinal/fixed/mutable sequence. like taurus is the ultimate "down to earth" sign and gemini is flappy and floaty like a butterfly so that's some big growth energy, a powerful desire to try all sorts of new things. makes sense that might look like a libra at first.

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




platypus parade posted:

cuspy sun signs are cool because they lead to all sorts of interesting house placements for planets and generally speaking consecutive signs do interesting things together partly because of the cardinal/fixed/mutable sequence. like taurus is the ultimate "down to earth" sign and gemini is flappy and floaty like a butterfly so that's some big growth energy, a powerful desire to try all sorts of new things. makes sense that might look like a libra at first.

Yeah it's pretty on the nose. Plus you throw in that Aquarius moon energy and, well.

I'm not a pleasant ride.

Eta:

Mormon Nailer fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jun 19, 2021

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I am the Doke to the Okie


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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




someone made me a chart once lemme see if i can find it


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Areola Grande



Sun sign: grass

Moon sign: bug


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Bilirubin

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Its my birthday tomorrow, so that


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
Mormon Nailer

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Bilirubin posted:

Its my birthday tomorrow, so that

Happy birthday tomorrow!!!!!

Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




Mormon Nailer posted:

Happy birthday tomorrow!!!!!

Tomorrow me thanks you today!


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
cruft



I'm unsigned.

I go all the way up to 255

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bad guy



sun: purple
moon: monkey
rising: cheese

it means i'm lolrandom but in a chill way and i'm always down to talk about teh epic bacon haxorz. if that's TMI because i'm the fwiggin ninja pirate of glomp at least according to my horoscope!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Dangerous Curves Ahead

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


a scorpion stinging itself while giving the finger to the rest of the zodiac

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Areola Grande




I'd buy that for a dollar but $8 is pushing it

Areola Grande



not literally pushing it. ykwim

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


prepuce repurposed posted:

not literally pushing it. ykwim

P-push it real good!

Gramps





Sun: Aries (right on the Taurus cusp)
Moon: Scorpio
Ascendant: Libra

Mormon Nailer

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Gramps posted:

Sun: Aries (right on the Taurus cusp)
Moon: Scorpio
Ascendant: Libra

Hello 4/20 baby, my mother is also a 4/20 baby and she's got the big directness and the big stubborn and it's funny

Gramps





Mormon Nailer posted:

Hello 4/20 baby, my mother is also a 4/20 baby and she's got the big directness and the big stubborn and it's funny

Lol 4/19 in the evening but yeah. As much as I wanna say Astrology is hokum uhhhh DIRECT AND STUBBORN in the biggest letters possible describes me a little too well. I've always found it really fun to check out people's charts that I know and see just how well it describes them.

Part of me thinks the whole astrology thing is how the character generator algorithm in this program we're all stuck in works.

Edit: Here's my chart from Co-Star

Gramps fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jun 26, 2021

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Turns out I'm WAY too lazy to figure out astrology.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


I'm a Leo, and about all I know more than that is my planet is the Sun, and fire is my element. I am charismatic and enjoy being the center of attention and will clown around but I don't mean any harm by it, I am a fierce and loyal friend and a moron sometimes, and am willing to admit it. Usually.

Also, I'm very partial to this sign:




Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Iím Cancer/Crab and a Rooster, not sure how to find out the other stuff. Used to have a book about it when I was young.


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

take the moon



u can just astsro chart if u know when u were born

sun in sagittarius, moon in pisces and scorpio rising

essentially:

Buttchocks posted:

a scorpion stinging itself while giving the finger to the rest of the zodiac



sig by pot smoke phoenix

sig gob by khanstant

Gramps





Uria aalge posted:

Iím Cancer/Crab and a Rooster, not sure how to find out the other stuff. Used to have a book about it when I was young.

the app Co-Star is free and does all that stuff (see my full chart a couple posts up from here)

Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




Gramps posted:

Lol 4/19 in the evening but yeah. As much as I wanna say Astrology is hokum uhhhh DIRECT AND STUBBORN in the biggest letters possible describes me a little too well. I've always found it really fun to check out people's charts that I know and see just how well it describes them.

Part of me thinks the whole astrology thing is how the character generator algorithm in this program we're all stuck in works.

Edit: Here's my chart from Co-Star


what does chaos mode do?

I kinda like that. Here are my planets, now gently caress THEM UP


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
Gramps





Bilirubin posted:

what does chaos mode do?

I kinda like that. Here are my planets, now gently caress THEM UP

it lets you leave notes for yourself to be randomly deployed later I think

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Gramps posted:

the app Co-Star is free and does all that stuff (see my full chart a couple posts up from here)

Oh, thanks! Apparently Iím Cancer (sun), Gemini (moon) and Ascendant Leo.


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




I found some web based chart maker that did a detailed chart with all sorts of minor 10th houses or some poo poo, but one thing it said that was accurate in the spaghetti against the wall way the entire chart does was I would gravitate towards archaeology (I am a palaeontologist IRL) and I am like "whoa, oddly specific"


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind



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i havenít opened co-star in over a year but here are my stats

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