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EorayMel

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!



[a pear wearing a tie steps forward, shuffling some papers in front of the camera, donning a pair of reading glasses]

We regret to inform you that the fighting between the two most violent gangs of the city, "The Razzies" and "The Cherry Poppers" had crossed paths on Ananas Avenue today. It is reported that 14 seeds have been fired from either side, resulting in 3 dead for "The Razzies" and 5 dead for "The Cherry Poppers", and several of the seeds also strayed off and impacted collateral damage onto the Gregory Grapefruit's Grocery. The two gangs are known for controlling Blackberry Boulevard and Kumquat Corner respectively, and both are trying to claim possession of Ananas Avenue, a hotly contested district in the city today. We will bring more information as it comes to light with this developing story.

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This whole town used to be California Raisins turf.

Achtane

Set me on fire, Kerosene.



Fruit done changed on this side
Remember they used to peel but now they juice, right
But it ain't no grape to me
Cause now I'm what they call a loquat-rear end OJ

Luvcow




one bad apple...

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




back in the day, fruit was just a snack, now in '21 fruit are on attack


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Mescal





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Mescal





My full legal name is an anagram for something really cool, but I can't post it

google THIS



guys don't tell op but turf war doesn't have an I in it

biosterous






inspirational gang poster: there's no "i" in "turf war"



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EorayMel

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!



google THIS posted:

guys don't tell op but turf war doesn't have an I in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbeEO58Hlfo

Areola Grande



shame on u op


summer sig by Heather PappsŪ

bad guy



eoray mel steps on his tomatos. theyr'e twenty percent tomato and eighty percent ketchup and red paint. low lycopene bullshit. i'm going to kill eoray mel. i'm going to hunt him down in his warehouse. i'm going to drop a crate on his head and smash him like a grapefruit. i'm moving in on this turf. i've got tomatos for days, son.

bad guy



i hosed the chiquita banana lady. i dicked her down. in america first you get the fruit, then you get the power, then you get the chiquita banana bitch

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


LL Cool J posted:

Shootin' the gift, but you just don't shoot it right
You couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

JAY-Z posted:

You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Raw is war is an anagram of war is raw

Ass-penny



biosterous posted:

inspirational gang poster: there's no "i" in "turf war"

Ass-penny



bad guy posted:

i hosed the chiquita banana lady. i dicked her down. in america first you get the fruit, then you get the power, then you get the chiquita banana bitch

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


I love my raw frut



THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Areola Grande



tutty frutty, aw ruddy


summer sig by Heather PappsŪ

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Some of those that work forces are the same that cower forks.

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