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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009




I do, and I just did.

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Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


i think this is heavily dependent on if u are one of those weirdos that lubes up to jack off Op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


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DO NOT PROVOKE ME

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AND I NEED HELP



I don't have hands, op.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


anyway, never wash your jack off hand because it'll lose its seasoning

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




No I poo poo on them

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I ritually cleanse myself for three days before and after, of course.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No I poo poo on them

That's before you beat off

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009




Aardvark! posted:

i think this is heavily dependent on if u are one of those weirdos that lubes up to jack off Op

Ahh, interesting point. Me personally, I don't always use lubricants, but I do always make sure to properly clean up what I've done.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Full Metal Jackass posted:

That's before you beat off

It's both

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No I poo poo on them

There's no wrong way to do what you like.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I don't call it that but no I fall right to sleep which is often the point

FacePox
Jun 16, 2021



Only if I end up slinging ectoplasm.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Here we only tug

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

if its daytime, then yes, but if i'm in bed i just wipe my hand on the sheet and go to sleep

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i do both at the same time its the only way i am allowed to enter sex room.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013


The best part about 2020 is that I haven't had to worry about making this choice in over a year

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


College Slice

Yeah like there’s a sink on the bus.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i do both at the same time its the only way i am allowed to enter sex room.

What is sex room can it get any better?

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009




Baxter posted:

Yeah like there’s a sink on the bus.

Save it for the work bathroom. But, if you simply cannot contain yourself, at least plan on bringing a couple wet naps from Buffalo Wild Wings in your pocket, and hell, maybe even have some Buffalo Wild Wings while you're on there. Lot of good ways to go about this, and be sanitary.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


what happens when ur beating off and the cat comes up and wants pet

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


I wash the hands of the person I was beating off, in supplication

FacePox
Jun 16, 2021



Bula Vinaka posted:

what happens when ur beating off and the cat comes up and wants pet

Think of it like hair gel

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

suck my balls OP

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

I wipe my ding dong with a paper towel and wash my hands really good and then I sit in a dark room for about 10 minutes until the dry heaves stops, then I do it again, and that's sunday

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




why on earth do you want to know? i find it very unlikely that i would be preparing food for you, op

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009




Chinatown posted:

suck my balls OP

This thread is for hand washing habits after masturbating, not soliciting sex acts from fellow forums users. Reported.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




Who has time for all that? Just wipe off on the front of your jeans and get back to whatever it was you were up to beforehand.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





No I'm too busy crying.

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008



I use soap as lube and kill two birds with one stone.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Masturbation is a sin OP

I live for the Lord

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Oh Don Piano posted:

This thread is for hand washing habits after masturbating, not soliciting sex acts from fellow forums users. Reported.

no need to wash my hands if you suck em

solves the entire issue

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010



I wash my hands before so I can keep my dilz sparkling clean

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



just lol if you have to make physical contact with your own disgusting flesh to masturbate

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



You should always wash your hands after touching your genitals OP.

It's optional if you're touching someone else's though because sometimes it's a once in a lifetime kinda thing and you don't wanna ruin it.

For a non-genital example Shirley Manson licked my cheek at a Garbage concert once and I will never ever wash that side of my face.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You should always wash your hands after touching your genitals OP.

It's optional if you're touching someone else's though because sometimes it's a once in a lifetime kinda thing and you don't wanna ruin it.

For a non-genital example Shirley Manson licked my cheek at a Garbage concert once and I will never ever wash that side of my face.

I think I read Shirley Manson likes being peed on. Your cheek is now covered with the piss of thousands. Not judging.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice


Wash your hands after touching your junk - you don't know where those genitals has been.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Never done it myself, got a line of milkers out the door

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

Never done it myself, got a line of milkers out the door

this guy fucks cows, I have proof

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

this guy fucks cows, I have proof

I'm willing to testify in court

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021


Shroomie posted:

I use soap as lube and kill two birds with one stone.

Lather, rinse, repeat...

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