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Oh, hi dad thread!

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For father's day, my kid drove home from a sleepover, took a shower, then left for another engagement. I didn't see her again until about 7 PM.

It was actually a pretty nice father's day, seeing that my kid was going to do okay as an adult with her own life.

She bought me a pop socket.

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Farecoal posted:

i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads

None taken!

And that goes double if you happen to be a lady!

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Escape From Noise posted:

Can a dog be a bachelor?

Can a dog be the bachelor? Would he hand out roses, or something more dog appropriate like cat turds?

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cruft posted:

Can a dog be the bachelor? Would he hand out roses, or something more dog appropriate like cat turds?

*Dramatic music plays*
"Roxy, will you accept this turd?"
*Roxy starts sniffing the turd*
*Time passes, still sniffing*
"Roxy?"

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