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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


I know a lot of you have been chafing under the assumption that terrorist recruitment wasn't allowed on SA, but have no fear, Jeffrey has just confirmed that it is!

420 Gank Mid posted:

Have you considered its bad to recruit for ISIS whether or not you get paid to do so?

e.

love to be on the ground floor of setting the precedent that recruiting for terrorist organizations does not violate the rules of this website

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Optimally fighting terrorism is not in this forum's mission statement, no. I'm willing to be less than maximally-effective in fighting terrorism for the sake of not seeking to figure out people's jobs. In fact, we sometimes treat terrorism quite irreverently, and make videos of terrorist attacks and the victims thereof, set to silly music.

Now, he hasn't made it entirely clear what exactly the limits are (can you commission videos of terrorist attacks as part of your recruitment campaign?), so don't go all-in right away. You of course also have to take into consideration local laws. DO NOT RECRUIT FOR A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION ILLEGAL WHERE YOU LIVE. In fact, you should not recruit for ones illegal any place you intend to visit either, possibly not ones where people with a name similar to yours live or intend to visit either if you have any respect for other people, so keep that in mind.

Anyway, with that out of the way, here's a thread for letting goons help finding worthy terrorist organizations that they can support. A note here for Americans: While most of SA is American, there are a lot of non-American goons here too. Do not recommend a terrorist organization as a safe one to support just because it's legal in the US.

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006


My leftism is so defined by opposing liberals with reactionary twittershit that I will gleefully simp for the fourteen words propagandist born and bred by America's degenerate bluebloods within the darkest temples of the Central Intelligence Agency.


im chanting number go down

and im doing it increasingly louder with greater fervor

Judge Dredd Scott
Feb 21, 2020




im gerry adams

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007



depends on what the meaning of the word IS IS

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

when due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror

Office Pig
Aug 1, 2010

YAY!


i'm ready to sinn

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

see u in the gold mine

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012


Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010




Fun Shoe

i'm sure that there's an unironic us military troop recruitment thread somewhere on these forums already, so this is just little league poo poo anyway

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Baw was a drone pilot so surely has the highest cspam kill count

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


Neurolimal posted:

Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein
Please take this to DIY. This thread is meant for recruitment only.

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009


someone already posted this thread please use the search function https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750679

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


Mercrom posted:

someone already posted this thread please use the search function https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750679
Please read the OP:

A Buttery Pastry posted:

A note here for Americans: While most of SA is American, there are a lot of non-American goons here too. Do not recommend a terrorist organization as a safe one to support just because it's legal in the US.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I know a lot of
weed smokers


VOTE!


Read kropotkin comrade... Instant CIA file

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I know a lot of
weed smokers


VOTE!


Mercrom posted:

someone already posted this thread please use the search function https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750679

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Neurolimal posted:

Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein

Step one: buy a pinto. Good luck finding one that hasn't already exploded in this day and age.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


i advocate a policy of hard reduction; redirect people away from isis and into something less dangerous, like the alf

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Office Pig posted:

i'm ready to sinn
Das ist fein.

boo boo bear
Oct 1, 2009


are we going with kaffiyehs or something from the baader-meinhoff collection?

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006


My leftism is so defined by opposing liberals with reactionary twittershit that I will gleefully simp for the fourteen words propagandist born and bred by America's degenerate bluebloods within the darkest temples of the Central Intelligence Agency.


Cerebral Bore posted:

i'm sure that there's an unironic us military troop recruitment thread somewhere on these forums already, so this is just little league poo poo anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIC_qMtl5cY#t=22s

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED


Is this a CIA joke

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

confirmed mammal


oh man, reading that qcs thread it boggles the mind how you freaks could possibly know so many obscure details about the exploits of specific posters without assuming you're either permanently online obsessive psychopaths or being paid to do it

and I'm not going to bother to check because it's really loving weird

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


This is a serious, legitimate, and financially-backed call for a video of a revolutionary engaging in the puerile g*mer behavior known as "teabagging" on one Mr. Nate Silver

This is a serious request, and joke responses will be reported to the C-SPAM moderators.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012



Dolphin posted:

oh man, reading that qcs thread it boggles the mind how you freaks could possibly know so many obscure details about the exploits of specific posters without assuming you're either permanently online obsessive psychopaths or being paid to do it

and I'm not going to bother to check because it's really loving weird

Well, personally, I don't have to have an encyclopedic knowledge of posts to remember how many bad ones you have. I just see your stupid avatar and read the brain damaged rambles next to it and then I know. Anyway I would STFU cuz I'm 90% sure you're just like the guys who got pwned in QCS.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED


Larry Parrish posted:

Well, personally, I don't have to have an encyclopedic knowledge of posts to remember how many bad ones you have. I just see your stupid avatar and read the brain damaged rambles next to it and then I know. Anyway I would STFU cuz I'm 90% sure you're just like the guys who got pwned in QCS.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

confirmed mammal


Larry Parrish posted:

Well, personally, I don't have to have an encyclopedic knowledge of posts to remember how many bad ones you have. I just see your stupid avatar and read the brain damaged rambles next to it and then I know. Anyway I would STFU cuz I'm 90% sure you're just like the guys who got pwned in QCS.
I'm 90% sure I've never been 10% of the amount of angry you are in this one post

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012



Who let these dipshits out of their thread anyway.

Flunky
Jan 1, 2014



Neurolimal posted:

Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein

get 1 bomb and 1 car and combine

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

confirmed mammal


larry is right, i have had multiple tbis and am therefore "brain damaged" and i don't know how he could know this without extensive doxxing and/or reading my posts both of which i believe violate forum rules

gudetama
Apr 1, 2021


Dolphin posted:

oh man, reading that qcs thread it boggles the mind how you freaks could possibly know so many obscure details about the exploits of specific posters without assuming you're either permanently online obsessive psychopaths or being paid to do it

and I'm not going to bother to check because it's really loving weird

did you know thereís a button under every single post that shows you a list of every time the user got in trouble for being racist or awful? itís true

anyway this thread would probably be more successful at recruiting terrorists if it was in DnD and had a link to apply for jobs in Bidenís ICE

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010



I'm already a registered Democrat, op

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Get into shit, let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, that was only gonorrhea




recruiting currently postponed until 2025 due to NCAA penalties

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006


My leftism is so defined by opposing liberals with reactionary twittershit that I will gleefully simp for the fourteen words propagandist born and bred by America's degenerate bluebloods within the darkest temples of the Central Intelligence Agency.


taking my dad to applebees

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

thats cool thanks for the latest updates from qcs op

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


Neurolimal posted:

Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein

One (1) Pint glass, 2/3 full of Guinness
One (1) shot glass, 1/2 irish whiskey, 1/2 irish cream whiskey

Drop your shot glass into the pint glass, and chug.

Remove the molotov from your back pocket, light the rag, and throw it at the car.

eta:

Lib and let die has issued a correction as of 15:16 on Jun 20, 2021

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

wheres hunter??

what else did jeffrey say??? keep me updated

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


gudetama posted:

anyway this thread would probably be more successful at recruiting terrorists if it was in DnD and had a link to apply for jobs in Bidenís ICE
D&D has the official state funded terrorist recruiter, but I thought it'd be appropriate for C-SPAM to come together as a community to show that you don't need a state to change the world. Citizen terrorism, working within the system but thinking outside the box, is what's needed to bring terrorism into the future. Don't break the law, break the paradigm.

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Is this a CIA joke
I mean, maybe? I don't know if the CIA was pranking Brown Moses by convincing him to boost the web presence of an ISIS member, but it's possible.

500 good dogs
Jan 2, 2017



I'd recruit for the anarchists club but I've heard B*den just made that illegal

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009




i will be accepting new members to my new terror organization The Nozzle. our take on legal terrorism is to walk around in financial areas in major cities, we'll walk up behind an obvious rich person or rich person sycophant and we pretend to spit very loudly but we dont(because spitting on someone is assault and we dont act outside the law) instead we flick the hair on the back of their head so they feel the impact of something and think theyve been spat on and they turn around and we wear black shirts(under our financial district camo outfit) with out motto that reads "If Spit Irritates, Leave!" eventually we'll be known by many and can print stickers with the initials of our motto printed and it alone will strike fear and terror in the financial ghouls of the world

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018



Jose posted:

Baw was a drone pilot so surely has the highest cspam kill count

Technically Brown Moses does, he used to be extremely active in the funny tweets thread.

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