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Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

In twenty years the new owner of SA, Barron Trump, is going have to explain that they aren't permabanning you even though you *might* have provoked president Ebenezer Bush Barron Trump, into launching missiles at Fiji with your posts.

it’s the future we deserve

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
goon project let’s authentically plan and execute an attack on us soil resulting in the death and maiming of thousands of orphans and nuns

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Jabberlock posted:

Historically, the best way to fund terrorism if you're American

Americans should ask and deserve a proper fiscal auditing of the CIA in their tax money-to-coup conversion ratio, it is only fair

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Smythe posted:

goon project let’s authentically plan and execute an attack on us soil resulting in the death and maiming of thousands of orphans and nuns

you cursed it when you said “goon project”, now it’s not going to work :mad:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Smythe posted:

goon project let’s authentically plan and execute an attack on us soil resulting in the death and maiming of thousands of orphans and nuns

haha yeah, and all the school buses are careening off all the cliffs after having all of their brakes cut :xd:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

twoday posted:

you cursed it when you said “goon project”, now it’s not going to work :mad:
Johnny Fiveisis will save the day

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Johnny Fiveisis will save the day

alright folks thread's not funny any more, back to civvie life

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007


I hereby do not deny that I am a member of Avalanche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ybfoHGQ6w

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

bin laden would post in adtrw. hell he already mightve

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

disgusting

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


"Reports are coming in that a plane has just crashed into WTC tower East"

Now you feel like number one, shining bright for everyone

"We're being told now that a second plane has just hit the world trade center towers"

Living out your fantasy, the brightest star for all to see

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
What sitting US representative should we target

i got bad news
Apr 9, 2020

paul_soccer12 posted:

What sitting US representative should we target

trunp off your monitor to find out!!

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Hubbert posted:

another year. another thread. another bellingcat audition.

the same 15 guys show up as last time, the veterans smoking, laughing, and telling stories, the newbies fidgeting. congratulations, the suits will tell one of them next week. we thought that of the entire group you were the most like the CIA by far. it is a strange but understanding brotherhood, this small circle of human impersonators.

lol

OK baizuo
Mar 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I gave :20bux: to wikileaks (back when you could still do that in the US), doing my part :d2a:

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
My dumbass college decided to call their online system ISIS and didn't change it until a few years ago so when I needed a transcript I had to call tech support and tell them I needed to sign up for ISIS so the government probably already thinks I am a terrorist.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Obama for some reason would only say ISIL and I think that was probably better

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

I always liked Daesh

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

hoo boy talk about posts that will end your future political career am i right fellas

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

Obama for some reason would only say ISIL and I think that was probably better

isn’t that what the military ppl called it? that was confusing. also what was cool was when the banks named their venmo competitor platform ISIS lol

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Smythe posted:

isn’t that what the military ppl called it? that was confusing. also what was cool was when the banks named their venmo competitor platform ISIS lol

I think it has to do with that there’s a few ways to translate the Arabic word for that region and both Syria and Levant are acceptable but I haven’t read the vox.com explainer in a while so take that as you will

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

wrap it up ciaspamailures

we're finished :negative:
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1407280998702800898

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I think it has to do with that there’s a few ways to translate the Arabic word for that region and both Syria and Levant are acceptable but I haven’t read the vox.com explainer in a while so take that as you will

The problem was that there's lots of different "ISIS" groups around the Muslim world that keep cropping up in conflict zones, so you need a way to differentiate the two-bit ISIS in say Libya from the big bad ISIS in Syria & Iraq that was under Baghdadi's leadership. There was way more political impetus to DO SOMETHING about ISIS in Syria & Iraq than in Yemen or Libya, and the US government didn't want to overextend its mission if it didn't have to.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Sick police van though.

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1407402033896902661

"New US military training document calls socialists a "terrorist" ideology and lists them alongside "neo-nazis" amid Pentagon crackdown on domestic extremism, per counterterrorism training material leaked to me:"



frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Jeffrey Approved Terrorist Recruitment Top-level Forum

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Homeless Friend posted:

depends on what the meaning of the word IS IS

lol

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

ted hitler hunter posted:


"New US military training document calls socialists a "terrorist" ideology and lists them alongside "neo-nazis" amid Pentagon crackdown on domestic extremism, per counterterrorism training material leaked to me:"

So socialists will be welcomed into the military with open arms, I assume. Kind of like how there were openly Neo-nazi barracks that everyone would just look the other way at.

Also I assume we’ll have cops joining socialist gangs on the weekends.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

So socialists will be welcomed into the military with open arms, I assume. Kind of like how there were openly Neo-nazi barracks that everyone would just look the other way at.

Also I assume we’ll have cops joining socialist gangs on the weekends.

My grandfather on my mother's side was a communist. He was drafted and I know they wouldn't let him out they instead gave him horrible duty and he ended up manufacturing ships which exposed him to asbestos which killed him years later. The family got money after he died from this. His wife my grandmother was briefly a communist and explained to me how the pacifist movement that they were a part of genuinely didn't know what was going on in Nazi Germany.

My grandmother was a brilliant woman. She absolutely lost her poo poo when Reagan was elected. More than the average liberal for sure. I remember her saying that he was elected because he was a movie star; because movies all had good endings back then. She was saying this when he was elected, not later. She was recycling and mulching and boycotting anything made in China starting in the 90s and it was a pain in the rear end shopping because of this and she still did it. I'm sooooo glad she died before Trump.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

bump

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Keen to work for ISIS

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I want to join the ANC personally

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
i bags ETIM

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
what about jdpon

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Painting the Symbionese Liberation Front logo on my space marines to let potential recruiters know that I'm down

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 103 days!
while you were all posting my friends and I were sabotaging electrical grid infrastructure all over the country. pm for details

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Dolphin posted:

oh man, reading that qcs thread it boggles the mind how you freaks could possibly know so many obscure details about the exploits of specific posters without assuming you're either permanently online obsessive psychopaths or being paid to do it

and I'm not going to bother to check because it's really loving weird

Dolphin posted:

larry is right, i have had multiple tbis and am therefore "brain damaged" and i don't know how he could know this without extensive doxxing and/or reading my posts both of which i believe violate forum rules

Dolphin posted:

huh guess I'll just join isis

Dolphin's right

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The problem was that there's lots of different "ISIS" groups around the Muslim world that keep cropping up in conflict zones, so you need a way to differentiate the two-bit ISIS in say Libya from the big bad ISIS in Syria & Iraq that was under Baghdadi's leadership. There was way more political impetus to DO SOMETHING about ISIS in Syria & Iraq than in Yemen or Libya, and the US government didn't want to overextend its mission if it didn't have to.

also lol he got admin panel'd

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
white adult convert to islam

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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Al! posted:

white adult convert to islam

Baby Finland is SA's Greatest Hero, OP.

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