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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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God gave us all the nutrients we need when he gave us balls, consume only of the Water of Life (what the white man calls semen) and be immortal, so sayeth the great Elijah Mohammed.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Alucard posted:

As long as it's pizza on a bagel you're good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd4PI1kbINI

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Big Beef City posted:

I've always wondered if the hobbits kept slaves.
They had to, in order to maintain this in even the most reasonable capacity.
The prep work and dishes for just ONE hobbit, not even the actual act of eating itself requires so much time investment that itd be impossible unless they had farmed a sentient race of fully anthromorphized and HIGHLY sexually aroused mushroom folk into catering and loving them non stop

Yeah they practiced slavery, what did you think Sam was?

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