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Looking forward to Bezos’ space rocket exploding and “pulling a Bezos” becoming the modern day “hoisted by my own petard”
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do you think bezos has teeny weeny lil nuts from all the steroids he uses to escape his nerdy past
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Jun 21, 2021 17:25
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I just buy what Wirecutter says and they say there are no good Prime Day deals so I don't buy any Prime Day stuff 
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Jun 21, 2021 17:28
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I hope billionaires self funding their own space death is the modern guillotine.
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Jun 21, 2021 17:28
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I got 60 bucks off on a ps5 headset, they can piss in bottles forever if it hooks me up with a deal like that
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Jun 21, 2021 17:30
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There are a lot of companies I don't shop at because they're terrible but I can't escape Amazon. Their service/product is just too good. 
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epic 2012 username posted:so is there any non-garbage or A lot of gaming monitors at pretty good prices, but good luck if you need a new graphics card to run them.
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Caesar Saladin posted:I got 60 bucks off on a ps5 headset, they can piss in bottles forever if it hooks me up with a deal like that i hope ur mouth is the bottle
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Jun 21, 2021 17:48
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Now that WalMart sells sex toys I have no further need for Amazon.
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My Spirit Otter posted:i hope ur mouth is the bottle I don't have a PS5 but if I get this deal on a headset are you saying this is still in the cards?
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Jun 21, 2021 18:11
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I've heard that Amazon will sell you an entire drum of  personal lubricant Crazy stuff! Can anyone confirm?
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Tom Gorman posted:folks there are better options out there. walmart prime exists now and it's Fun fact, all you need to get the Student Amazon Prime is access to a .edu email address. Which you can buy on Ebay for $1. Also works for the student rate Amazon Music 
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Fun fact, all you need to get the Student Amazon Prime is access to a .edu email address. Which you can buy on Ebay for $1. Also works for the student rate Amazon Music That seems immoral.
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Jun 21, 2021 19:21
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Always wanted to buy one of those oversized candies just for the hell of it. Maybe today is the day I will buy the giant toblerone.
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Jun 21, 2021 19:23
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80% of the tools I've bought off Amazon break immediately.
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Jun 21, 2021 19:28
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Oscar Wild posted:That seems immoral. Yea, I know I should feel bad for ripping off Jeff Bezos, I put a huge dent in the companies wallet.
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Jun 21, 2021 19:30
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Full Metal Jackass posted:80% of the tools I've bought off Amazon break immediately. why don't you use the remaining 20% to fix them?
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Jun 21, 2021 19:40
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Big Beef City posted:why don't you use the remaining 20% to fix them? I haven't used them and scared to break them.
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Jun 21, 2021 19:44
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I am a sucker for a good deal. I love buying things when there's a sale. That said, Prime Day gives me a loving headache. It's not worth it when I can use camelcamelcamel year round. Also, I know this is not a new complaint but I despise searching for products on Amazon and finding nothing but trash with brand names that sound like CSPAM posters coming up with variations on "Trump" or racists making fun of "ethnic" names.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Yea, I know I should feel bad for ripping off Jeff Bezos, I put a huge dent in the companies wallet. they probably meant buying a hacked email account
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Jun 21, 2021 20:00
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Bezos in the big boss office, bare feet on desk, peeing in he own mouth.
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Jun 21, 2021 20:04
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The rice cooker I want isn’t on sale. Well maybe next year.
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Jun 21, 2021 20:05
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Every drat time I go to Amazon during these or holiday sales it's just completely filled with the most useless and unwanted poo poo. lovely bluetooth earbuds, cheap jewelry and a gargantuan overflowing mountain of fire tablets and echo speakers.
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Jun 21, 2021 20:09
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Full Metal Jackass posted:80% of the tools I've bought off Amazon break immediately. Buy better brand name tools?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Buy better brand name tools? no
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Full Metal Jackass posted:80% of the tools I've bought off Amazon break immediately. Are they Amazon Basics stuff because yeah much of it is garbage
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 Stick to your guns.
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I mean poo poo even if you went to home depot or whatever your local hardware store is and you buy their bitch rear end house brand stuff it's all gonna suck, I mean christ just pick up like one open ended wrench and it feels like it's made from melted down soda cans that some one sand-casted as a high school shop project and then go pick up some decent name brand one of the same size. This isn't amazons fault that you're dumb. Guys I'm lookin' at 2 different 65in tvs here, one costs about $399 and the other one is just over $1000 but the pricier one is a Sony and has tons of cool features and a warranty, but man this cheap one is made by 'Flurb' and says "Yes" in the product the description you think this is a great idea??? Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jun 21, 2021 |
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Jun 21, 2021 20:24
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What day is Nudie Magazine day?
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Big Beef City posted:I mean poo poo even if you went to home depot or whatever your local hardware store is and you buy their bitch rear end house brand stuff it's all gonna suck, I mean christ just pick up like one open ended wrench and it feels like it's made from melted down soda cans that some one sand-casted as a high school shop project and then go pick up some decent name brand one of the same size. This isn't amazons fault that you're dumb. Just gotta navigate all the fake reviews and Amazon self-promoted poo poo. Few things I've found that I've wanted, of real quality, actually go on a unique sale. Not going to buy something like a TV from Flurb, but I will roll the dice on a torque wrench with 4.5 star rating. Oh woops got duped by Amazon again.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Just gotta navigate all the fake reviews and Amazon self-promoted poo poo. Few things I've found that I've wanted, of real quality, actually go on a unique sale. Not going to buy something like a TV from Flurb, but I will roll the dice on a torque wrench with 4.5 star rating. Oh woops got duped by Amazon again. You will finally sigh, relent, and go 'alright alright', and buy a set of Craftsmen on Amazon now and when you open the box, with horror you will be greeted by gleaming new Flurbs. All marked handily in Cubit scale.
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Bonzo posted:What day is Nudie Magazine day? I suspect you know about a little thing called the internet. Well you see you can use this thing called the internet to look at all the nudes your mind could ever process in a life time.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Just gotta navigate all the fake reviews and Amazon self-promoted poo poo. Few things I've found that I've wanted, of real quality, actually go on a unique sale. Not going to buy something like a TV from Flurb, but I will roll the dice on a torque wrench with 4.5 star rating. Oh woops got duped by Amazon again. Maybe I should pick up some binoculars or an LED flashlight. Hmm, do I want the "Oweenur" or the "Budong"? They look the same except for the silk screening. Or maybe this one where the reviews are all for some kind of dog biscuit?
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Duck and Cover posted:I suspect you know about a little thing called the internet. Well you see you can use this thing called the internet to look at all the nudes your mind could ever process in a life time. Hello Rick from Nudeweb
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Honestly it's brilliant, flood Amazon's store with 1000 listings of the same crappy plastic product with randomly generated brand names and sell them out of a single factory. No one will be able to find alternative brands other than yours.
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Jun 21, 2021 20:55
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Its literally all trash. Arguably some bose headphones could be construed as a deal but thats it./
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Is there an iPhone charging cable that is actually reliable and doesn’t break with a Prime Day deal? I can’t find any information/articles about the most reliable ones that I can depend on. There’s tons of articles, but they must be making stuff up, because when I search for that cable, and look at the ratings, there are a handful of recent one-star complaining about it breaking after a month of use, catching on fire, or something. I know it’s probably just reality that I’ll need to keep buying charging cables, but do quality ones actually exist?
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Jun 21, 2021 20:58
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Without looking it up or reverse searching what do you think this amazing Amazon prime deal is for?
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Colon warmer.
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